Welcome to my endless enigma of pointless verbal ironies and useless information revolving around the existence of me, Itsu. Yes, I welcome you to Infinity. If you're scared, you needn't worry, I won't bite unless provoked otherwise...usually. Now enjoy your slow downward spiral toward the very core of my innermost being, well the psychotic section anyway.
Have fun.
if you'd like, my darlings, check me out at one of my other existences:
[Happy endings don't exist because the world keeps turning--
but you don't have to have an ending--
to be happy.]
[~We are all a little weird and
Life’s a little weird,
And when we find someone whose
Weirdness is compatible with ours,
We join up with them and fall in
Mutual weirdness and call it Love~
~Dr. Seuss~]
I cannot fathom why i have this debilitating problem...
Okay, that's a lie, but you get where i'm going surely. If you don't, don't worry about it preciousssssssss
Aaaaaaaanyways. I do apologize for my laze, though that is an empty one to you i am sure, nonetheless i shall foist it upon you all because that is no doubt why you are here. Yes? Foisting. Foisted things. ...Foist...
Whelps, i finally posted something i should have posted a while ago but hadn't because i had yet to formulate the description and i must do so beforehand because it is how i process. The process, minions. The process.
Check her out, if you dare. And if you don't dare, why? Why no dare? Why do i bother subliminally demanding the daring if you will not dare? Rude.
Oh, and that second piece i mentioned in the last post was put up already as well. If none of you dears knew. Which you surely did. Right? R i g h t ? >:/
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My shameless self promotion of my own works on my own world aside, i have not been doing too much drawing lately. I KNOW, le sigh me, le sigh... However, despite that being true, i have instead been doing some writing here and there. And on too many things at once too. Obviously. Seeing as i cannot control my brain and its incessant need to bombard me with ideas whether conscious or not. I would say it's a curse, and in a sense it truly is, but, well, it is something to enjoy and i do. So bleh. :P
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Oh my sweet pita bread stuffed mushrooms. Yes, mushrooms stuffed with pita bread, i meant it that way. I do wish i could be a better master to you all, more productive, more consistent, more other words... You must be suffering, such suffering *intense head caressing*
Well, have this to ease your woes. Or, just cause why not.
Granted i don't know how this is relaxing. It's not, exactly. It's humorous and yet simultaneously disturbing. Beautiful.
Also..............Foist.
Since i said i was back, i figured i should go ahead and be saying why i won't have anything up for a while still…despite the previously ranted documents thing. *blahblahblah*
That reason being, i am 99.999999999…% sure i am getting a new, personal scanner for Christmas as it was the only thing i actually wanted--plus i spent hours searching for one that wasn't over a thousand dollars and specifically told my dad *cough*-- …i don't really ever WANT things, i usually just say things i still need for this or that, or just money and gift cards for whenever i am needing to get something. i'm weird like that i guess *shrug*
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaahhh, a scanner just for me *dances obnxiously* easier, quick access, and the secret reason…so i can post any naughty stuff XD when you scan in things they are automatically always there every time you scan in a new thing…like a, history listing but you can't delete them. i have a great relationship with my mom, and we are both perverts, but even still there are things you just don't thrust in your parent's face. Like yaoi drawings, or sexy, naked men drawings..which are often one and the same.. or something. >:3
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways…just be sure to expect an onslaught when i do scan things in, as well as several..several outdated seasonally themed ones, and then some others too... yesyes. *nods*
Thursday morning: i am eating ginger snaps, the less fun brother of gingerbread cookies. Makes me want gingerbread cookies. *nomnomnom* i need to get some gingerbread dough. Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. i am considering stay awake and mysteriously decorating the house a bit(inside of course, i am no house climbing piñata-----no, i don't know what that means T 3T) so far that looks like the plan seeing as it is 6:33 am and i am watching a movie, looking at webcomics, writing this, eating cookies, you know…those active things not associated with getting ready to go to bed. Hmmm..i need more water.
not Thursday morning: Sooo, yeah, that stuff never happened...the staying awake to do things i mean. i decided to go to bed cause i was tired and mother was home sick again anyways..and stuff. i then proceeded to sleep through the rest of that day. No Thursday for me! *evil laugh of evil* now it is Friday morning, and I am again writing on this journal post that I didn't end up posting yesterday eventhough that's when i wrote most of it.
Last night i dreamt about being in someone's giant home that had--for some reason-- a personal grocery store thing…and i got foodies. ^ 3^ i bet it's because our house has no food. No. Food. Sad thing is, i didn't eat any of it in my dream...WHY SELF WHY!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *mourns shiny uneaten foods of my sleeping night*
Now i am going to post this. To no one. Cause no one reads these. Hehe. i know i'm sad T___T
Oh, if anyone read my last post, i give you a cookie *hands prettiful big cookie..with only one bit of lint on it--flicks it off* now if you DIDN'T read it, then NO COOKIE FOR YOU! D:<
don't forget to grab your complimentary cucumber on the way out --should your soul be wicked that is C:<
30 Day Song Challenge--Day 12: A Song From A Band You Hate
okay, so here is the one that i switched Day 2 with, because i think it fits better and since i'm doing this again here i can change that...cause that's just how awesome i am o 3o ANYWAYS...
WARNING!! I DO NOT recommend the watching or listening to this artist and song(s)!! It is only provided for the purposes of the prompt. I pray ye think of your mental health and stability before doing so, should you even be considering it. DONTWATCHIT!! DX
Thank You.
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...aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnddd into the ravine.
