Welcome to my endless enigma of pointless verbal ironies and useless information revolving around the existence of me, Itsu. Yes, I welcome you to Infinity. If you're scared, you needn't worry, I won't bite unless provoked otherwise...usually. Now enjoy your slow downward spiral toward the very core of my innermost being, well the psychotic section anyway.
Have fun.
if you'd like, my darlings, check me out at one of my other existences:
[Happy endings don't exist because the world keeps turning--
but you don't have to have an ending--
to be happy.]
[~We are all a little weird and
Life’s a little weird,
And when we find someone whose
Weirdness is compatible with ours,
We join up with them and fall in
Mutual weirdness and call it Love~
~Dr. Seuss~]
EDIT: DARLINGS, I AM GOING TO BE POSTING PIECES AS I SCAN THEM!!!
I am scanning about two every night right now (i'd do more if i could, but i don't have the time), and i have over 20, so it will take a little while to get them all, but as i scan things in i shall be posting pieces. Also, i have several that aren't technically 'finished,' like, they need hands and such...
...i always put off doing hands.........hands hate me...i love them and they hate me....
...why hands....why........i love you so much....just let me love you......LET ME LOVE YOU....
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Soooooooo... of course, all of you dears must keep in mind that the majority of these pieces are doodles/practice sketches, and yes, there are a few more of my gradually becoming infamous profile sketches. Sorry not sorry. T 3T ...........................sorry....
YUP THEN!!! I shall update when there is more to ramble on *nod* ^-^
GUESS WHAT
YOU MUST GUESS...HAVE YOU GUESSED? GUESS! GGGGUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Okay? Okay. So, the other day my mother dearest and i FINALLY got to checking out the desktop computer (yeah, i know...FINALLY), and you will not BELIEVE what that damn thing did...that's right, IT RESPONDED! :O YUP! AFTER ALL THESE MONTHS THE FREAKIN THING ACTUALLY TURNED ON!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?! DO YOU!? yeah you do, you do my dears, yeah *pets in a slow, disturbing manner*
*ahem* However, just because the monitor turned on DOES NOT mean i trust it for even the tiniest of seconds T 3T This is probably the dozenth time this thing has done this (though not even close to this long), it is an ancient ten or so year old piece of evil incarnate and it has a horrible sense of humor if you couldn't tell. Ughs, all my unamusedness is palpable...
yes, you see right, i would drop a cake just to express my immense distaste
BUT, anyways, i shall be going to try and get to scanning as much as i possibly can before this miraculous change in the universe screws me over again...if it hasn't already..........oh my gosh if it has i will develop and then have an aneurysm D:< EDIT: nope, no worries, i just checked, it's still responding
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aaaahhhhhh...i am soooo wondrously pleased, my sweetlings o 3o
look, look at my joy!!!
i cannot even express how greatly i needed this, guys...i really...really did...
that's right, it's me, be gladdened by my being *takes a stance for optimum basking in of*
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anyways, now that you have had sufficient time to bask, i bring the news
yes, i have been MIA some more, i told you i would be, you were warned, get off my back GOSH
unfortunately this art slump is STILL kicking my butt and as immensely displeased as i may be, it refuses to vanish, such a jerk really T 3T i have managed a few sketchy pieces, totaling seven, of those five are merely profile sketches of some oc's of mine, one is a total mess which i just recently put up, and the last is a chibi of one of my gaia avies...cause i need a new signature doodle since i am changing my avie soon *noddums*
i still need to get five of those pieces scanned in though, takes time to do that many; i intend to do a few tonight, hopefully i will manage the last four profile doodles...which leaves me the gaia chibi the next night, i hope...mmmhhmmmmm yesh yesh indeed *stands with deep and fixed gaze upon nothing, stroking my stylish stache that i don't have but i pretend i do even though i can't actually grow one because i am female, but as a dapper lunatic i of course must have one*
oh, also, i am going to get those The Catalyst chapters updated and up eventually...however, i admittedly forgot where i left off before...probably only got up the first two, maybe, i don't know...do you know? who knows, nobody? eh, whatever, i'll figure it out..or something... have faith my minions *pets*
here's my crappy doodle, check her out, do it my darlings, dooooooo iiiiiitttttt
So my little minions, guess what....come on, guess >:3
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No, that's entirely wrong. I already filled my murder quota for this week..i mean, cough, ..eh, whatever.
In fact, I am preparing to get everything here and updated!
ISN'T IT SOME SORT OF INSANITY?!
ISN'T IT!?
ME! DOING THINGS!
RIGHT?!
Okay, that's enough thinking poorly of your master.
...Seriously. Stop it. *smacks your hands away from my face*
*ahem* Anyways, i did some prep work in my own overly OCD manner, and i arranged all the pieces that need to be put up. *nod*
And, my dear lovelies, there are approximately seventy doodles and drawings.
Yes. I'm not kidding. Seventy, SEVEN ZERO.
However, for you peeps on this site of ours, there will be about fourteen pieces that shan't be put up. Now these aren't going to be, because i will be having them stashed in my scraps on deviantART and therefore in a hidden realm of shame that only those with forethought to watch my scraps will see. But if you do REALLY want to see those old ugly things, if you go to my deviantART gallery and press the Browse or Scrapbook links at the topish line, you will be able to. itsufer.deviantart.com Do not have any expectations, let alone high ones.
Another thing to note in this general realm, there are a few more of the drawings which have adult content, primarily nudity, some sexual, which i won't be posting here either. If i truly adore a nudity piece then i may censor it for; but, for the most part, your perverse minds shan't be given the unmarked luxury on this site. Should you have a deviantART account, going to my gallery you would then be able to find them, but you must have that account to do so, seeing as i shall place them under the banners of mature content. *sigh* Yes, i know that i too am an ironic lamb of perversion, however i do not wish to incur the wraths of mods and subsequently be banished.
Back to the postables, do keep in mind that the majority of these are old, out of date, not my current style sort of things. I will say when the newest stuff appears though, never fear darlings. *overly affectionate, bordering creepy head patting*
Also, i can't say for sure how long it will take to reach that place of complete updatery considering the whole...seventy drawings issue. - _ -
There are a few pieces that still need to be scanned and i intend to do that either tonight or the next one oooooorrr.. the next one. Oh you know me, minions, procrastinatey and all. *mischievous snickers*
Whelps, that's all then i suppose. I shall go back to preparing for the obvious apocalypse which is surely to be coming after this absurd change in world dynamics that is me.
THAT IS RIGHT MY MINIONS! I, the one and only me, have done...*pause for effect*THINGSSSSSS!
i went ahead and put up a few more of my little works, there is a newer one too, so we are closer now to the most recent!! *dances obnoxiously with a rather attractive bowl of mashed potatoes*
anywho, most of the are just character concept sketches of some of my own characters *nod* one is of a character from one of the stories i posted some of in a world on this site; however that one has gone through many changes and most of what is already written will be scrapped for redos since the evolvements of the story and characters *nodnod*
there is one bleh sesskag sketch, i do have a ton that i mushed into a sesskag sketch dump but it is so big i don't want to put it up here; so instead here is the link to the dump on my deviantart :3
enjoy all the crap for now, i will do more bundle posts soon...oneday we shall reach a time when i have things that are current with my ability at the time..one day *looks off longingly*
