Welcome to my endless enigma of pointless verbal ironies and useless information revolving around the existence of me, Itsu. Yes, I welcome you to Infinity. If you're scared, you needn't worry, I won't bite unless provoked otherwise...usually. Now enjoy your slow downward spiral toward the very core of my innermost being, well the psychotic section anyway.
Have fun.
if you'd like, my darlings, check me out at one of my other existences:
[Happy endings don't exist because the world keeps turning--
but you don't have to have an ending--
to be happy.]
[~We are all a little weird and
Life’s a little weird,
And when we find someone whose
Weirdness is compatible with ours,
We join up with them and fall in
Mutual weirdness and call it Love~
~Dr. Seuss~]
THAT IS RIGHT MY MINIONS! I, the one and only me, have done...*pause for effect*THINGSSSSSS!
i went ahead and put up a few more of my little works, there is a newer one too, so we are closer now to the most recent!! *dances obnoxiously with a rather attractive bowl of mashed potatoes*
anywho, most of the are just character concept sketches of some of my own characters *nod* one is of a character from one of the stories i posted some of in a world on this site; however that one has gone through many changes and most of what is already written will be scrapped for redos since the evolvements of the story and characters *nodnod*
there is one bleh sesskag sketch, i do have a ton that i mushed into a sesskag sketch dump but it is so big i don't want to put it up here; so instead here is the link to the dump on my deviantart :3
enjoy all the crap for now, i will do more bundle posts soon...oneday we shall reach a time when i have things that are current with my ability at the time..one day *looks off longingly*
i have no life. i need a life.
y can i no has life? T_T
at least my house has food again.....ahhss, le sigh! *sluggish flailings around of bonelessness*
have this shiny shiny vid to ease your pain knowing of my cold, mustachioed shell, which of course causes you terrible terrible terrible inner traumas of woeful despair...but this..this shall begin your slow healing process:
soooooooooooooooo, friday morning i was subjected to the experience of wisdom extraction
yes, you thought correctly dear minions, i am now no longer a bearer of wisdom teeth, i am without the toothy sagacity that one will later spend their entire lives trying to achieve once more, growing out the long beard and mustache for the stroking and twirling whilst in thought, eventually reaching such a maximum amount of inner power with which you can regrow your oral bones
HOWEVER
i seem to have been given the magical power of minimal to no pain whatsoever, merely the occasional dull aches... it would seem, though unsurprisingly of course, that my immense awesometastnicity has counteracted the normally imminent doom of continual days of oral agony, BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >:D
Bow down to my power! Flail your limbs as my wondrousness fills your body!
the only downside that i cannot avoid regardless of my greatness, is the stomach clenching hunger which cannot be satiated due to my still withheld ability to eat normal foods...and therefore i have been living on milkshakes and water since the morn of surgery and i am certain a few more days shall pass before i can eat much food food... my mastication desires are saddened…SO FULL OF WOE *dramatically puts hand to forehead* although, due to the fact i have been sleeping most of the time, i have not been awake too much to experience the starvation pangs as of now *nods*
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WELL, now that my current life change is out of the way, i have something else to announce! YES, what is that strange statement you read? it is something for which announcing is relevant! :D
*ahem* i do believe i have mentioned before that for a while now i have been obsessively enjoying watching youtube videos of people playing the game minecraft--if not, then there you go, i have told you and you feel special--...because yes, i am one of those pathetic creatures who watches other people play games XD
for a long while i was maintaining my denial of wanting to actually purchase it as i am not particularly fond of computer games...all those keyboard combinations to know, blehblehBLEH >:U but, happening to get my friend merokins into the fascination with the game, she began to urge me into buying it with her so that we could play together and epically fail at our noobness, therefore, WE BOUGHT MINECRAFT!
we have only been playing for a bit more than a month now, and as we often get into the fleeting desires to be some of those awesome people online who do things that are popular amongst the masses, although us likely becoming the ones nobody will ever care about, but we want to do so anyways cause maybe who knows not really yeah...and, after this small amount of actual play, we decided to go ahead and try to start making our OWN youtube vids of us playing the lovely minecraft! *obnoxiously disturbing dance*
things are still a bit slow and bugs are desperately needing to be worked out, but we have begun and it shall hopefully become more interesting as time progresses, and we figure out the sound issues which are often turn offs to any potential watchers *nodnod* yesyes indeeds
Having told you of this joyous addition we have bestowed upon the virtual world, i link here the first two parts! they aren't overly great and sound quality fluctuates a lot, but tis a beginning, a thing with which all must endure!
NOW, LOVE THEM! LOVE THEM LIKE YOU MEAN IT, and like the video, comment, view it actually ON youtube—you know, i will just give the URL link and you shall have to make the effort to click it in order to see the vids...doooooo it--...make us feel important in the most minuscule manner possible o 3o
walls cave in, cieling buckles and falls as well, goats run through the debris, a less than fully dressed hobo wanders in the background, i step into view from the clouds of plaster dust and asbestos, animals and man continue in background with the occasional clump of building i seem to have for some reason appeared in*
GREETINGS all my zombie minions or whatever the hell you weirdos are...it is i, you master, coming to say that i still be alive! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >:D
*ahemhmm* along with my post here, i am to say that i went ahead decided to put up a dump of a few muro things i did for some gaians on gaia online and two are of my own avies, yesyes *nods, strokes mustache*
it is all pure crap, BUT it is something to say i am here even if i haven't gotten up cause scanner not plugged in and stuff...yeahs T 3T
WELL, go on, check it out and express your no doubt to be extatic awe, or of course the mentioned rock throwing, as is said in the submission description.
i am going to frollic away now...wants to do some doodling whilst watching movies i haven't seen in AGES and a few ones i have never seen..cause it is things to do, and i don't have time to hunt hulu right now *whips some brain goo from ears*o 3o
toodles my lovelies! *skips, falls down a really evident hole i apparently didn't notice at all, hobo comes into view, vacant look on his face then starts picking his nose*
eventhough i am pretty sure non of the pageviews here are of ACTUAL readers, but instead random bystanders caught in my entopy vortex, i thought i would go ahead and give a shot at asking this...this way i can tell my friends there that i at least TRIED *nod*
so, i am apart of this little writing community, very tiny, and we are trying to revitalize the site some and inorder to do such we are in desperate need of active noobs! and by active noobs i mean people who don't just come in and make an account and vanish entirely, but people who actually post works, comment and give constructive criticism on other people's pieces, and participate in some of the random ranting posts and commentery of silliness, and often cats for some reason, we do *nodnod*:3
we are a small, tight knit community who are friendly, active for the most part--life happens to everyone--, and enjoy writing of all kinds! we, the ones currently active there, have been in a sort of writing slump and again trying to bring some life back by noob hunting, which is always hard to do *nod* with the hopes of other writing pieces being up will bring back some of the initial spirit of the site, for writers to be among writers and enjoy having their pieces read by others and advice given C:
also, we recently being a fortnightly(at least for now) prompt event! something to get the writing juices flowing, to make you just write and not worry about it
so if there are any of you who REALLY read this and would like to become a real part of this little community of ours, then please head over, make and account, and post in our newly made newbie thread to introduce yourself! :D
i look forward to hearing from..someone..as you WILL be abiding by my subliminal wishes, yes?? >:[ good.
*pets fat lap cat with sinister grin of mischievousness*
P.S. my username is itsufer, so there shall be an aquintated perhaps maybe something or other person face thing there should you chose to come. and you will, won't you >:{3 yes, obey the mustachioed one. you shall indeed.
*cackles a bit, scares cat, legs bleeding now...passing..out...falls over*
