Welcome to my endless enigma of pointless verbal ironies and useless information revolving around the existence of me, Itsu. Yes, I welcome you to Infinity. If you're scared, you needn't worry, I won't bite unless provoked otherwise...usually. Now enjoy your slow downward spiral toward the very core of my innermost being, well the psychotic section anyway.
Have fun.
if you'd like, my darlings, check me out at one of my other existences:
[Happy endings don't exist because the world keeps turning--
but you don't have to have an ending--
to be happy.]
[~We are all a little weird and
Life’s a little weird,
And when we find someone whose
Weirdness is compatible with ours,
We join up with them and fall in
Mutual weirdness and call it Love~
~Dr. Seuss~]
I cannot fathom why i have this debilitating problem...
Okay, that's a lie, but you get where i'm going surely. If you don't, don't worry about it preciousssssssss
Aaaaaaaanyways. I do apologize for my laze, though that is an empty one to you i am sure, nonetheless i shall foist it upon you all because that is no doubt why you are here. Yes? Foisting. Foisted things. ...Foist...
Whelps, i finally posted something i should have posted a while ago but hadn't because i had yet to formulate the description and i must do so beforehand because it is how i process. The process, minions. The process.
Check her out, if you dare. And if you don't dare, why? Why no dare? Why do i bother subliminally demanding the daring if you will not dare? Rude.
Oh, and that second piece i mentioned in the last post was put up already as well. If none of you dears knew. Which you surely did. Right? R i g h t ? >:/
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My shameless self promotion of my own works on my own world aside, i have not been doing too much drawing lately. I KNOW, le sigh me, le sigh... However, despite that being true, i have instead been doing some writing here and there. And on too many things at once too. Obviously. Seeing as i cannot control my brain and its incessant need to bombard me with ideas whether conscious or not. I would say it's a curse, and in a sense it truly is, but, well, it is something to enjoy and i do. So bleh. :P
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Oh my sweet pita bread stuffed mushrooms. Yes, mushrooms stuffed with pita bread, i meant it that way. I do wish i could be a better master to you all, more productive, more consistent, more other words... You must be suffering, such suffering *intense head caressing*
Well, have this to ease your woes. Or, just cause why not.
Granted i don't know how this is relaxing. It's not, exactly. It's humorous and yet simultaneously disturbing. Beautiful.
Also..............Foist.
Remember when i said i had been intending to post a post about updating and stuff?
Yeah, it was in my last post. You remember? Good, good.
Anyways, here it be.
So i wished for you all to know that i am still working on things, as i have said numerous times before, it is all just slow...very...freaking...slow...ughs T-T My slowness is a curse, save me my darlings, save your beloved leader.
Here are some things i am working on currently--they are both sesskag related: ---
They link to the tumblr page i posted the WIP(s) on *nod*
I have several other pieces, both fanart and original that are either complete but i am not ready to get up yet, or incomplete and need to be finished--mostly hands and shading...i take soo long to get to those things sometimes -__-
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I have also been doing a great deal of writing lately, which has admittedly been taking up a lot of my 'free' time. Also on friday i shall be leaving for a week of vacation, though while on it i do intend to try and doodle/write, regardless. We shall have to see how much of that actually occurs though...
I realized i completely forgot to post here that, for any interested, the rest of my old The Catalyst chapters are up on its world now. Also each previously posted chapter was updated with minor edits, except the prologue which i totally revamped for no real reason other than it bugged the hell out of me the way it was. XP
Should you be one of the few beings who enjoyed said series, regardless of the fact it will never be updated and is in hiatus to undergo major reworking, you can still view all of the completed fourteen chapters. Head on over by clicking this linky here: the Catalyst, page one of three Scroll to the bottom to get started.
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ANYWAYS, now that that is aside, i am here to say greetings. Been a little while hasn't it, my lovelies? Not too long, but still a bitty bit, though much less bit than i have been before.
I am certain that some of you shall have already seen any of the pieces i have posted since my last update here. If not, then why the hell are you still reading this? Get over there and bask in your master's works. But you had best make sure you get back here and finish devouring this post.
As you may no doubt notice now that your eyeballs have absorbed all there is to see, my latest drawing indicates the marvelous coming of Halloween! Yes, that's right, your dear leader is quite the fan of the holiday. So i shall of course be posting a few pieces in celebration, for such is the way. You all know the way. If not, you should really get on that.
Other than the previously mentioned doodle...
A few other pieces were posted since my last update, a few of which i am in fact a bit proud of, so check those out as well. Dooooooooooo it...
Now, is all that shameless self promotion? Yes. Yes it is.
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Turning away from the past and returning to that glorious Halloween mentioning, do know that i hope and intend to get a few more such pieces posted for all you loyal beings. *cuddles your face obnoxiously*
The main of which will be a currently in progress SessKag piece. The WIP is barely started, and the basic idea is still a little fuzzy, however i believe it shall clear up as i go. If you'd like to view the WIP, head on over here: SessKag Halloween piece WIP Other than that i have one idea for a little thing, but nothing else yet.
Hmmmmmm....
Whelps, i believe that is all for now!
Please enjoy this kind of halloween-esque nonsense for being such good nuggets
UPDATE-CEPTION: all art is posted and up to date at long last!!!!! :3 i also went and put three of my online existences at the intro of this world, my deviantART, dokuga, and tumblr...incase any of you are interested!
UPDATE OF UPDATE OF UPDATE OF UPDATE: that first part of the last batch is up! sorry i cut it, i ran out of time, the last few are coming soon, all at once...then i shall be CURRENT AT LAST
UPDATE OF UPDATE OF UPDATE: another batch up, one more to go!!! C:
UPDATE OF UPDATE: there are 25 more pieces up and something like...42 more to go!! *flails*
UPDATE: i have gotten 25 of those backed pieces posted; i have to stop for now because there are only 25 allowed submissions every 24 hours...more will come soon though!
what? what is this?? is it me? is it your dear master? have you missed me? you should have.
Well, what you may recall in my last post on...*cough* 8/27/13 *coughcough* is me commenting on the technological troubles that were plaguing my life.
Here is an update on what happened with that situation.
Now, i did spend some of that time not doing art postings here or deviantART because of the problems i was having, however i have updated all the way up to current work already, as of...oh...i don't know..let me check for you, my dears. Okay, the first of those cached pieces i posted on deviantART was on December 23rd, 2013...and that doodle was actually completed 7/18/11. Yeah, i know, i know. Everything is not only backed up in one way, but in a completely different way of 'ohmygoodgosh your procrastination is so exceptionally painful it makes my hair hurt and teeth ache...YOU ARE TRYING TO BE A COLD....wait...where is this going.....'. Anyways, this is most certainly true--the cold part not so much...or is it...or isn't it...or...butterscotch...--, and i am quite aware of such. So stop getting on my case. Stop. I SAID STOP. Geez, you guys are so pushy.
Okay, none of that really explained anything i just said i was about to. So here it is, probably. I don't know, i do have a tendency to ramble on and go in circles. You can imagine why me and school papers did not get along, but my long-winded manner certainly made them APPEAR to be full of sense and wonder. ...Crap, i am doing it again.
Back when my laptop was in chaos, there were more instances of such shut downs and restarts after my last post about it. And yet, for some odd reason that i cannot explain, these circumstances simply stopped happening. I may never know what went down within the confines of my treacherous laptop, but regardless of such peculiarities, i am pleased those things have ceased.
Getting to that monitor dilemma, i found that things, also, simply stopped being problematic. My mother dear and i unplugged and re-plugged and blew air into the sockets, etc. etc. and, although i don't know if any of that was the reason, it has been working just as before. Mind you, that is not at all perfect. It IS still an old computer which isn't used much and so likely does not get some of the updates it needs. I am fairly certain it still has IE7 or..does it have IE8 ?? No, no it doesn't. BUT, a fun little turn around from that incident, the scanner has begun to play an annoying little game where it refuses to acknowledge the scanner drive. Yet, i can scan when going through the computer rather than the scanner itself. I don't know what it's problem is. Perhaps it and the monitor were working together, and when we managed to get the monitor back into shape, the scanner decided to start playing it's own cards. My assorted technologies play cards on the side and plan how best to screw with me. Mmmhmm, that makes perfect sense. Yessss, i am on to you. >:3
So, on to the other reason for posting this update.
I am going to begin posting all the art that i have had backed up, although I shall not be uploading any mature content pieces. If you wish to see them, and are of age you naughty little creatures, then you shall have to visit my deviantART account. BUT, yes, another full-capped but, if you do not have an account and all that etc. then you cannot view MA work anyways...soooo, yeah. >;3
For these doodles, and since there are so many, i am going to be posting the bare minimum in the descriptions, rather than my usual blahblahblahs. I will be linking each one to the corresponding dA post of said piece. When i reach more recent ones, then i will start to post the full descripts.
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On a somewhat different note, one i never expected to get back to, is on one of my world's where i have some old chapters of an old, on hiatus, story..that is...old. That would be, The Catalyst.
For some reason that world still gets a decent number of views, and i decided that i would just post the rest of the chapters i had written back in the day and never got around to posting. This will likely be a completely pointless endeavor, but hey, at least one person other than me will read those old pieces of crap...AHA. *eyeroll*
Whelps, i do believe that that will be all, my lovelies. Yes. Yes, i do.
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oh, a little sidenote: i never did get that delicious delicious bacon............. *sigh*
greetings minions.
what you up to?
i am not up to much, never am, le sigh...
oh my dear dear misguided hooman zombies, your all encompassing leader of humble narcissism is in the depths of the depths of despair...tis such a woeful state, sucking up everything and everyone, because being a whirlpool of entropy is makes perfect sense that random bystanders would be helpless to the maelstrom of myself since they are all obviously standing obnoxiously close to me o-o
i am trying, even though i truly do not want to and yet do...
drawings and writings are buzzing around my head, yearning to live..LIVE...i am the doctor frankenstein of artistic inspiration, the adam of my labors is a great creature in my brainses *flails pitifully*
the holidays have passed and your master did not wish anything upon you nor express any sort of things with regard to my own times and presents and suchness...because i am a lazy mistress of procrastination...
SO, have this belated piece of merry humorousness to ease your sorrows o 3o
