Welcome to my endless enigma of pointless verbal ironies and useless information revolving around the existence of me, Itsu. Yes, I welcome you to Infinity. If you're scared, you needn't worry, I won't bite unless provoked otherwise...usually. Now enjoy your slow downward spiral toward the very core of my innermost being, well the psychotic section anyway.
Have fun.
if you'd like, my darlings, check me out at one of my other existences:
[Happy endings don't exist because the world keeps turning--
but you don't have to have an ending--
to be happy.]
[~We are all a little weird and
Life’s a little weird,
And when we find someone whose
Weirdness is compatible with ours,
We join up with them and fall in
Mutual weirdness and call it Love~
~Dr. Seuss~]
Alright, you can cease your excitement, for i tricked you. Now that i've ensnared you with my clearly devious trap, you shall go ahead and continue reading. Yes. You shall.
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Bleghs, my dears... -____-
I do apologize for the lack of things going on, i have been having technological issues again...you wouldn't believe the ones actually. It is literally absurd yet disturbingly expected due to my evident lack of luck.
Any of you who have read these silly things, which of course you do because it is mandatory, but anyways, do you recall my postings about computer and laptop issues? Well, guess what. Nearly those exact problems have returned just in time for the new year! Isn't that just fabulous? Is it not the most wonderful turn of events to ever occur? I know that's what i think. What else would i think about it? Obviously.
No. No. I totally lied. I am sure you couldn't tell that i was lying, but i was. It's okay. I know you're mad, but i think you will survive. Don't quote me on that though. Because i am probably lying about that as well. Not sure.
Well then, much like before, my laptop has started randomly restarting for no reason i know of. It is not quite the same as before, there is no specific reason i can recognize coming up when the report that i understand practically nothing of appears, though i suspect it could be a similar one that plagued me back at the later part of 2013. So far it has done this five times, the last one was literally a few hours ago. All this has re-inspired a grand amount of paranoia about loosing my files, so i have backed up many things quite a few times...in fact, every time i add or edit anything i move it over to my flash drive. I cannot lose things or i will die inside. And then where would you all be? I know you can't live without me. *creepily pets*
Along with that, the monitor of the computer i use for scanning and editing my drawings has returned to not responding. Which is marvelous. Now i cannot scan anything. And this lack of ability to scan has rather put me off of working on, well, anything... So i have thusly not been working on much. I do have a few doodles, just doodles, and i think only one of them i will even be putting up here and dA, one i might but i don't know yet, and then the others are absolutely NOT APPROPRIATE for this site and i would never get away with on dA. But they will go somewhere *cackles* ;3 Everything else though has been put off because of the underwhelming sense of productivity that has come on with this recent turn of events.
I wish this had not occurred, it rather ruined my attempts to complete many of my waiting WIPS. But of course that would happen. I cannot make goals for myself without them being sufficiently dashed. Sigh..................
i know not when things may start working correctly, or if they shall simply die and leave me to mourn. You all should prepare a delectable sacrifice for the technology overlords in the hopes that your leader may be saved from this chaos. This is a chaos i do not need, nor want. My preferred chaos does not damage my laptop. That is a big no no.
Anyways....that is what's going down in my realm. Thought i should give an update here since there isn't much of any in my art.
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sooo...have this to ease things, i suppose...cause i post these things all the time now apparently... o-o
and, no, it's not funny, but it is adorable and touching and has a cow
UPDATE-CEPTION: all art is posted and up to date at long last!!!!! :3 i also went and put three of my online existences at the intro of this world, my deviantART, dokuga, and tumblr...incase any of you are interested!
UPDATE OF UPDATE OF UPDATE OF UPDATE: that first part of the last batch is up! sorry i cut it, i ran out of time, the last few are coming soon, all at once...then i shall be CURRENT AT LAST
UPDATE OF UPDATE OF UPDATE: another batch up, one more to go!!! C:
UPDATE OF UPDATE: there are 25 more pieces up and something like...42 more to go!! *flails*
UPDATE: i have gotten 25 of those backed pieces posted; i have to stop for now because there are only 25 allowed submissions every 24 hours...more will come soon though!
what? what is this?? is it me? is it your dear master? have you missed me? you should have.
Well, what you may recall in my last post on...*cough* 8/27/13 *coughcough* is me commenting on the technological troubles that were plaguing my life.
Here is an update on what happened with that situation.
Now, i did spend some of that time not doing art postings here or deviantART because of the problems i was having, however i have updated all the way up to current work already, as of...oh...i don't know..let me check for you, my dears. Okay, the first of those cached pieces i posted on deviantART was on December 23rd, 2013...and that doodle was actually completed 7/18/11. Yeah, i know, i know. Everything is not only backed up in one way, but in a completely different way of 'ohmygoodgosh your procrastination is so exceptionally painful it makes my hair hurt and teeth ache...YOU ARE TRYING TO BE A COLD....wait...where is this going.....'. Anyways, this is most certainly true--the cold part not so much...or is it...or isn't it...or...butterscotch...--, and i am quite aware of such. So stop getting on my case. Stop. I SAID STOP. Geez, you guys are so pushy.
Okay, none of that really explained anything i just said i was about to. So here it is, probably. I don't know, i do have a tendency to ramble on and go in circles. You can imagine why me and school papers did not get along, but my long-winded manner certainly made them APPEAR to be full of sense and wonder. ...Crap, i am doing it again.
Back when my laptop was in chaos, there were more instances of such shut downs and restarts after my last post about it. And yet, for some odd reason that i cannot explain, these circumstances simply stopped happening. I may never know what went down within the confines of my treacherous laptop, but regardless of such peculiarities, i am pleased those things have ceased.
Getting to that monitor dilemma, i found that things, also, simply stopped being problematic. My mother dear and i unplugged and re-plugged and blew air into the sockets, etc. etc. and, although i don't know if any of that was the reason, it has been working just as before. Mind you, that is not at all perfect. It IS still an old computer which isn't used much and so likely does not get some of the updates it needs. I am fairly certain it still has IE7 or..does it have IE8 ?? No, no it doesn't. BUT, a fun little turn around from that incident, the scanner has begun to play an annoying little game where it refuses to acknowledge the scanner drive. Yet, i can scan when going through the computer rather than the scanner itself. I don't know what it's problem is. Perhaps it and the monitor were working together, and when we managed to get the monitor back into shape, the scanner decided to start playing it's own cards. My assorted technologies play cards on the side and plan how best to screw with me. Mmmhmm, that makes perfect sense. Yessss, i am on to you. >:3
So, on to the other reason for posting this update.
I am going to begin posting all the art that i have had backed up, although I shall not be uploading any mature content pieces. If you wish to see them, and are of age you naughty little creatures, then you shall have to visit my deviantART account. BUT, yes, another full-capped but, if you do not have an account and all that etc. then you cannot view MA work anyways...soooo, yeah. >;3
For these doodles, and since there are so many, i am going to be posting the bare minimum in the descriptions, rather than my usual blahblahblahs. I will be linking each one to the corresponding dA post of said piece. When i reach more recent ones, then i will start to post the full descripts.
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On a somewhat different note, one i never expected to get back to, is on one of my world's where i have some old chapters of an old, on hiatus, story..that is...old. That would be, The Catalyst.
For some reason that world still gets a decent number of views, and i decided that i would just post the rest of the chapters i had written back in the day and never got around to posting. This will likely be a completely pointless endeavor, but hey, at least one person other than me will read those old pieces of crap...AHA. *eyeroll*
Whelps, i do believe that that will be all, my lovelies. Yes. Yes, i do.
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oh, a little sidenote: i never did get that delicious delicious bacon............. *sigh*
i suppose all you minions are curious what happened between my last post and this new one, seeing as everything i talked of beforehand did not occur.
well, let me elaborate on my troubles...
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OHMYGOSH! Guys..GUYS...seriously..GUYS... YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS! Or you probably will, but you are my unwitting pawns in this tumultuous world of me so it matters only that stuff is things...or something...i have no idea where that was going.
Anyways, the problem is, technology is rearing it's ugly, crippling head into my realm.
My computer has started becoming..evil. I have suffered the horror of laptop problems three times. Two of which were catastrophic, and the second one was a complete shock as it kamikaze-ed on me. T - T Due to such past experiences, i immediately went on high alert and have been trying to continually back my files the hell up. However, i have had my laptop do it's sudden shut down/restarts whilst moving things...which, obviously, gives me a horrid panic. Due to the size of all my files, it takes about two hours to move everything over, not including the fact i have to delete the entire folder from my flash drive just to be able to move those files over--since my flash isn't big enough to hold two sets--and doing this takes some time as well. So, whenever i do a backup, i prefer to do it when i have several things to have saved. Sounds weird, i know, but i don't want to spend all that time for a few things, when several stored up ones and then a backup has more purpose. It's odd sounding, and i am positive and know there are other, easier ways, but this is my way and i have my OCD routine pattern weirdo stuff..and that's just how i roll. Don't mess up my roll, man. YOU MUST NEVER INTERFERE YOUR MASTER'S ROLLERY! >:U
What does this mean for the art i have mentioned? It means i am extremely hesitant to make any changes to anything whilst in such a predicament. I may still try to do some work, and i may not until i can get this checked out. I spent a large majority of the time it has been freaking out trying to decipher the problem myself, because that is also how i roll. Plus it has the added bonus of being free. Yet it has all been to no avail; every time i think i have it fixed, it hasn't happened for a bit, and BAM, abrupt restart. Therefore, things shall be slow now, well..slower, until i can do all that crap, with ..the techy people dealing...and...ughs.
AND. Yes, i'm afraid there is an 'and' to the cruelties technology seems to have for me lately.
The desktop computer, which i use for scanning my arts--as the scanner is hooked up to it--and then doing minor edits/lately tinsy bits of shading with photoshop, has had an aneurysm. ...Technically, the computer is quite likely just fine, merely a bit dated; no my dears, it is the monitor that has decided to hate all over me. Hence my use of aneurysm...cause..head..brain..face...i don't know... All this is not completely confirmed, but seeing as the last time i tried to get on the screen it was being almost entirely unresponsive no matter what i did, i am betting on my diagnosis. :/ This whole chaos just sucks...it sucks sucks sucks SUCKS SUCKS SUUUUUUUCCCKKKSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Sigh...why hath such a curse befallen me? Because it appears to be my lot in life to be screwed over by the universe. You all must being collecting your sacrificial offerings because i need me some magical wonders done, plus i got some lovely new altars in the dungeon. Yes, yes. Yessssssss..........i think i am delirious from lack of scintillatingly succulent sustenance, a necessary helping of alliteration a day keeps the cannibals away. Wait. That's one of my cults. ...I mean, look a duck! *wanders off suspiciously*
Whelp. Those are the current trends in my life that i am going to blather about. As soon as i am able and with real info of a change, then i shall update this update. I don't know when such a time will be...my mother and i are both procrastinating, lazy goobers in our own way, therefore making us each enablers of the other. Plus, it's not like buying a pair of nice jeans or anything, it is a computer monitor. at the very least. Takes time to find the good ones and all that crap. Soooooooooooooo...yeah.
Wish me luck, my darling pigglepops of blind following.........i will need as much as possible o - o
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and that is my plight of life. i bet you are now wondering 'what on earth does this have to do with bacon and my intense desire for it?' ...what would have ever made you think anything i do makes sense with anything? seriously. what kind of brainwashed followers are you if you can't recognize when your leader of all encompassing evi-err, i mean, loveliness, if you can't pick up on the absurd subtlties that aren't actually subtle at all ways of my being.
now. does this all mean that the title is utterly irrelevant? HELL NAH! I WANT ME SOME FREAKIN SEXY BACON! >:U
LOOK, LOOK AT MY BEAUTY, and....GIVE ME YOUR BACONNNNNNN
