i suppose all you minions are curious what happened between my last post and this new one, seeing as everything i talked of beforehand did not occur.
well, let me elaborate on my troubles...
-----
OHMYGOSH! Guys..GUYS...seriously..GUYS... YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THIS! Or you probably will, but you are my unwitting pawns in this tumultuous world of me so it matters only that stuff is things...or something...i have no idea where that was going.
Anyways, the problem is, technology is rearing it's ugly, crippling head into my realm.
My computer has started becoming..evil. I have suffered the horror of laptop problems three times. Two of which were catastrophic, and the second one was a complete shock as it kamikaze-ed on me. T - T Due to such past experiences, i immediately went on high alert and have been trying to continually back my files the hell up. However, i have had my laptop do it's sudden shut down/restarts whilst moving things...which, obviously, gives me a horrid panic. Due to the size of all my files, it takes about two hours to move everything over, not including the fact i have to delete the entire folder from my flash drive just to be able to move those files over--since my flash isn't big enough to hold two sets--and doing this takes some time as well. So, whenever i do a backup, i prefer to do it when i have several things to have saved. Sounds weird, i know, but i don't want to spend all that time for a few things, when several stored up ones and then a backup has more purpose. It's odd sounding, and i am positive and know there are other, easier ways, but this is my way and i have my OCD routine pattern weirdo stuff..and that's just how i roll. Don't mess up my roll, man. YOU MUST NEVER INTERFERE YOUR MASTER'S ROLLERY! >:U
What does this mean for the art i have mentioned? It means i am extremely hesitant to make any changes to anything whilst in such a predicament. I may still try to do some work, and i may not until i can get this checked out. I spent a large majority of the time it has been freaking out trying to decipher the problem myself, because that is also how i roll. Plus it has the added bonus of being free. Yet it has all been to no avail; every time i think i have it fixed, it hasn't happened for a bit, and BAM, abrupt restart. Therefore, things shall be slow now, well..slower, until i can do all that crap, with ..the techy people dealing...and...ughs.
AND. Yes, i'm afraid there is an 'and' to the cruelties technology seems to have for me lately.
The desktop computer, which i use for scanning my arts--as the scanner is hooked up to it--and then doing minor edits/lately tinsy bits of shading with photoshop, has had an aneurysm. ...Technically, the computer is quite likely just fine, merely a bit dated; no my dears, it is the monitor that has decided to hate all over me. Hence my use of aneurysm...cause..head..brain..face...i don't know... All this is not completely confirmed, but seeing as the last time i tried to get on the screen it was being almost entirely unresponsive no matter what i did, i am betting on my diagnosis. :/ This whole chaos just sucks...it sucks sucks sucks SUCKS SUCKS SUUUUUUUCCCKKKSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
Sigh...why hath such a curse befallen me? Because it appears to be my lot in life to be screwed over by the universe. You all must being collecting your sacrificial offerings because i need me some magical wonders done, plus i got some lovely new altars in the dungeon. Yes, yes. Yessssssss..........i think i am delirious from lack of scintillatingly succulent sustenance, a necessary helping of alliteration a day keeps the cannibals away. Wait. That's one of my cults. ...I mean, look a duck! *wanders off suspiciously*
Whelp. Those are the current trends in my life that i am going to blather about. As soon as i am able and with real info of a change, then i shall update this update. I don't know when such a time will be...my mother and i are both procrastinating, lazy goobers in our own way, therefore making us each enablers of the other. Plus, it's not like buying a pair of nice jeans or anything, it is a computer monitor. at the very least. Takes time to find the good ones and all that crap. Soooooooooooooo...yeah.
Wish me luck, my darling pigglepops of blind following.........i will need as much as possible o - o
-----
and that is my plight of life. i bet you are now wondering 'what on earth does this have to do with bacon and my intense desire for it?' ...what would have ever made you think anything i do makes sense with anything? seriously. what kind of brainwashed followers are you if you can't recognize when your leader of all encompassing evi-err, i mean, loveliness, if you can't pick up on the absurd subtlties that aren't actually subtle at all ways of my being.
now. does this all mean that the title is utterly irrelevant? HELL NAH! I WANT ME SOME FREAKIN SEXY BACON! >:U
LOOK, LOOK AT MY BEAUTY, and....GIVE ME YOUR BACONNNNNNN
So my little minions, guess what....come on, guess >:3
...
No, that's entirely wrong. I already filled my murder quota for this week..i mean, cough, ..eh, whatever.
In fact, I am preparing to get everything here and updated!
ISN'T IT SOME SORT OF INSANITY?!
ISN'T IT!?
ME! DOING THINGS!
RIGHT?!
Okay, that's enough thinking poorly of your master.
...Seriously. Stop it. *smacks your hands away from my face*
*ahem* Anyways, i did some prep work in my own overly OCD manner, and i arranged all the pieces that need to be put up. *nod*
And, my dear lovelies, there are approximately seventy doodles and drawings.
Yes. I'm not kidding. Seventy, SEVEN ZERO.
However, for you peeps on this site of ours, there will be about fourteen pieces that shan't be put up. Now these aren't going to be, because i will be having them stashed in my scraps on deviantART and therefore in a hidden realm of shame that only those with forethought to watch my scraps will see. But if you do REALLY want to see those old ugly things, if you go to my deviantART gallery and press the Browse or Scrapbook links at the topish line, you will be able to.
itsufer.deviantart.com
Do not have any expectations, let alone high ones.
Another thing to note in this general realm, there are a few more of the drawings which have adult content, primarily nudity, some sexual, which i won't be posting here either. If i truly adore a nudity piece then i may censor it for; but, for the most part, your perverse minds shan't be given the unmarked luxury on this site. Should you have a deviantART account, going to my gallery you would then be able to find them, but you must have that account to do so, seeing as i shall place them under the banners of mature content. *sigh* Yes, i know that i too am an ironic lamb of perversion, however i do not wish to incur the wraths of mods and subsequently be banished.
Back to the postables, do keep in mind that the majority of these are old, out of date, not my current style sort of things. I will say when the newest stuff appears though, never fear darlings. *overly affectionate, bordering creepy head patting*
Also, i can't say for sure how long it will take to reach that place of complete updatery considering the whole...seventy drawings issue. - _ -
There are a few pieces that still need to be scanned and i intend to do that either tonight or the next one oooooorrr.. the next one. Oh you know me, minions, procrastinatey and all. *mischievous snickers*
Whelps, that's all then i suppose. I shall go back to preparing for the obvious apocalypse which is surely to be coming after this absurd change in world dynamics that is me.
Be naughty, my pancakey ones of gooberdom. o 3o
