So my little minions, guess what....come on, guess >:3
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No, that's entirely wrong. I already filled my murder quota for this week..i mean, cough, ..eh, whatever.
In fact, I am preparing to get everything here and updated!
ISN'T IT SOME SORT OF INSANITY?!
ISN'T IT!?
ME! DOING THINGS!
RIGHT?!
Okay, that's enough thinking poorly of your master.
...Seriously. Stop it. *smacks your hands away from my face*
*ahem* Anyways, i did some prep work in my own overly OCD manner, and i arranged all the pieces that need to be put up. *nod*
And, my dear lovelies, there are approximately seventy doodles and drawings.
Yes. I'm not kidding. Seventy, SEVEN ZERO.
However, for you peeps on this site of ours, there will be about fourteen pieces that shan't be put up. Now these aren't going to be, because i will be having them stashed in my scraps on deviantART and therefore in a hidden realm of shame that only those with forethought to watch my scraps will see. But if you do REALLY want to see those old ugly things, if you go to my deviantART gallery and press the Browse or Scrapbook links at the topish line, you will be able to.
itsufer.deviantart.com
Do not have any expectations, let alone high ones.
Another thing to note in this general realm, there are a few more of the drawings which have adult content, primarily nudity, some sexual, which i won't be posting here either. If i truly adore a nudity piece then i may censor it for; but, for the most part, your perverse minds shan't be given the unmarked luxury on this site. Should you have a deviantART account, going to my gallery you would then be able to find them, but you must have that account to do so, seeing as i shall place them under the banners of mature content. *sigh* Yes, i know that i too am an ironic lamb of perversion, however i do not wish to incur the wraths of mods and subsequently be banished.
Back to the postables, do keep in mind that the majority of these are old, out of date, not my current style sort of things. I will say when the newest stuff appears though, never fear darlings. *overly affectionate, bordering creepy head patting*
Also, i can't say for sure how long it will take to reach that place of complete updatery considering the whole...seventy drawings issue. - _ -
There are a few pieces that still need to be scanned and i intend to do that either tonight or the next one oooooorrr.. the next one. Oh you know me, minions, procrastinatey and all. *mischievous snickers*
Whelps, that's all then i suppose. I shall go back to preparing for the obvious apocalypse which is surely to be coming after this absurd change in world dynamics that is me.
Be naughty, my pancakey ones of gooberdom. o 3o
soooooo...i have a few things to mumble at you all because i felt i should reassert my presence as not dead as well as fill all you delicious minions with new information to add to your lists of me . u .
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topic numero uno
--not to be mistaken with the pizza or game--
**ignore my ugly fingers XP **
the last few months I have been making a lot of these little crochet hearts, they are easy and cute, and keep my fidgety hands busy whilest i watch things; perhaps one day i shall get a few more pics of those...
anyways, this particular hearty i made as a valentine's gift for one of my dear friendlekins, who DESPISES valentine’s day…so, of course, i sent her this purple heart o 3o <3
after i had taken these, i did decide to sew in a loop of yarn at the center dip of the heart bumps so that it could hang for i knew that she would inevitably loose it in the chaos of her room, but i then spaced on taking a picture once i finished it T - T i can sense that you are likewise feeling the pain as this oversight, never fear, someday, after extensive and costly therapy, you shall be able to move on...but only with the help of heavy medication *nodnod*
Now, this pattern is NOT MINE!!! It belongs to Pepika.com where i found this adorable thing ^-^
….granted, i very rarely can seem to get it exactly like the instructions, so i ‘add lib’ as i go XD sometimes they look pretty nice, as i believe this one does, and sometimes…eh…not so nice *cough* now, i do know it is hard for you to understand that i could be so minutely incapable of perfection, but do not worry, that aforementioned therapy will allow you to come to grips with it, yesyes *nods like a thoughtful bearded rabbit*
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subtopic numero uno
--again, stop thinking this is pizza for playing, that would be messy and ruin the tastey wonders of the pizza--
following along with the prior crochet talkings, i have another current piece for, in fact, the exact same hooman being :U subdue your amazement for me to continue...
as hard as it may be for you minions to believe, this is the first headband i have made in years, therefore the reason it looks so much bigger band-wise, seeing as my stitches have become much tighter since that once up on a time the band does not stretch nearly as much and so had to be larger to fit properly *nod*
she is particularly fond of cats, an immense love that borders on creepy and off putting at times... but she is my dear friendlekin and obviously must be off her rocker in order to be able to withstand my sparkling insanity o 3o
this is why i tried to do a cat-like image for the decorative feature of the head piece, i am not that fond of how it turned out --calm your panic attack-- however she seems to adore it and whence she slips it on her brain case it will surely imbue her with the magical power of my marvels *throws legos like confetti*
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el topico numero doce..o
--STOP THINKING OF PIZZA!! >:U --
several nights ago i was working on doing some more character concepts for two OC's of mine which had yet to be given a face, and as i made the small circles for where i wanted to put the eyes... i. could. not. stop. myself. from seeing this face ' o 3o '
thus, i added a temporary little pair of duck lips and took a pic in order to amuse my future self, something i am sure you unwitting followers take much enjoyment from, so i shall take a moment of silence for you to bask
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relatively sufficient now? excellent excellent.
now, of course, it is even more humorous due to the fact such a small, goober face is on a clearly masculine and not cartoony figure…at least, this would be my opinion to myself... *nods to nonexistent, yet still quite dapper, mushroom on my shoulder*
but i must regretfully inform you all that this once marginally decent bust turned into a mess of horrid ugliness that i cannot in all consciousness, and a little less consciousness, show any living being without suffering physical turmoil... -___ -
oh, hush hush my lovlies, no need to get your panties depicting me in a bunch, these things do happen with such sketchy pieces and i let it flutter past me as much as possible...yes, indeed, yes yes..yesssss T 3T
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that is all for the time being my dears, and so, i leave you with this glorious gif to soothe your woes and grow your mounting destabilization of common sense and sanity :D
ENJOY.
