My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I am the seventh Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, and I will not fail to protect my home, -ttebayo! That is MY ninja way!
Okay, I'll cut the crap. I'm young and "inexperienced" :P but WHO THE HELL CARES! >D I'm going to show the world what it really means to see peace! Believe it!
And to all the ladies...I'm single. :] *shuriken'd*
Okaaay, for those of you guys who haven't joined Little Tokyo yet WHICH YOU SHOULD, DAMMIT! I'm looking for a secretary like person do help me with my paper work and stuff like that. :D I pay pretty goooodddd <3
Anyways,to get back at a certain emo, duck assed douche bag, I'm posting this.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA...I DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR HIM AT ALL. *falls over laughing*
-Uzumaki Naruto, Hokage
-w-
I'm so bored. Sasuke is out raiding people's houses looking for the scroll while I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THOSE WHO FIND HIM!!! D<
HE'S A NINJA! BE MORE....NINJA!
Anyways...I just want to tell you...
JOIN LITTLE TOKYO. =^w^=
If you wanna join tell me and I'll get you information!
...and
now...
for your viewing pleasure.
NEVER read fanfic... bad things happen...
-UZUMAKI NARUTO, HOKAGE
For once, I HAVE NO MORE PAPERWORK! YUS! So I'll do this tag thingy I stole from Ventus (Wind Apprentice) instead.
Mental Test:
[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[X] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (D8< NINJAS HAVE TO DO THAT SOMETIMES! not that we use cars...)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blonde. (I AM blonde ._.;)
Total: 6
[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. (O_O *tries*...I know now.)
[X] You just tried to lick your elbow. (>.>)
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. (once...or twice..)
[] You have choked on your own spit.
Total: 11
[] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (What can I say? Paperwork brings out the Shikarmaru in me. :D *shruiken'd*)
Total: 14
[X] You have fallen asleep in class.
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
Total: 19
[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. (only once >.>;)
[] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
Total: 23
[] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[X] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used frequently.
[] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (I'M NOT THAT STUPID D8<)
Total: 29
NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
116%
........
._.; Is that bad?
I'm bored as hell and I need a towel. ;w; All I did was take a nap and now THERE'S WRITING ALL OVER MY FACE. Bleeehhhhh paperwork...
Today was normal. Except...my document is still freaking gone. >.>;;; I hope Gaara doesn't get here before I find it...he'll be pissed off...
I've got someone searching houses...but he's not happy about it. D8< AND HE'S BEING DEFIANT! DAMMIT, I'M THE HOKAGEEEEEEEEE
Erm....well anyway, I found some weird pictures while I was slacking off looking for the document. SO HERE! :D
Sporks? LOL That would be awesome...and dangerous...*would go down in history as a bad Hokage* O_O;;; NO SPORKS IN KONOHA. THEY'RE BANNED.
I'm pissed off. PISSED OFF. WHO DOES THAT JOKER THINK HE IS? I TRIED TO BE NICE, DAMMIT! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I'M FRIGGIN' HELPING OUT A FRIEND! IS THAT SO FREAKING BAD?
*takes a deep breath* Pervy Sage would say to be callllmmmmmmm.....
As Hokage...I am trying...to be agreeable. AGREEABLE.
-w- I'm going to eat some ramen...
-UZUMAKI NARUTO, HOKAGE
