Shones's Awesome Randomness

“Ok, guys we should get inside.” Keshma warned, “It’s about to rain.” Everyone went inside the dark, eerie cave. The walls were covered with an ancient writing. Old torches were on either side lining the corridor. Their handles, covered with rust and cobwebs, cast eerie shadows on the walls and floor. Rats could be heard scurrying and squeaking around in the halls. Roaring, of what seemed to be a waterfall, filled the background. “This is the coolest place I’ve ever been in!” Cat exclaimed loudly. “No, this is the creepiest place!” Jaysein shuddered.
“Well, we may as well get started walking.” Frick said with a bit of enthusiasm. “But, first we’ll need to get some kind of light!” Paulwow and Black Pyro looked around at all the torches. “Hey, why not use those!?” BP proclaimed. “I was gonna say that!” Paulwow smiled. Finnket looked around with confusion. “I just realized I only know 3 of you guys! Who are the rest of ya?” Everyone laughed at him. “Don’t worry we all know Cat so there’s nothing to worry about!” Frick replied. Challow turned to face Cat, “Yeah, you’re more important!” He kissed her lightly on the lips.
Keshma grabbed a torch. “Are we gonna go or what?” Cat took out a cigarette lighter and lit Keshma’s torch. She and the others lit their torches and they all started walking down the long corridor. “I wonder how long this is.” Ama wondered aloud. “I don’t know but, I’ve got an idea of how long; pretty long if you ask me.” Sain looked down as she talked. “Something smells like soot!” Everyone sniffed the air. “Everyone take it in, it’ll get you high!” Frick said with a laugh. “Only you would think of such a weird remark like that!” Black Pyro remarked. Phoenix looked at Draco, starry eyed. “I know what you want!” Draco said. He leaned over and kissed her. “Thank you, I was beginning to think Cat was getting more love than me!” Phoenix said jokingly. They both laughed at the thought.
Itasha looked over his shoulder to Jirachi, who was half awake. “Wake up sleepy head. You might get bit by a rat!” Itasha laughed. “Leave me alone.” Jerachi said, sleepily lashing out at Itasha. Ginger looked around at her surroundings. “Sain, Jaysein, wait up!” she called. The group arrived at an opening. The air was filled with the smell of smoke. The roaring, that was thought to be a waterfall, turned out to be a huge fire. It shot up from a lava pit in a certain timing pattern. The golden room was huge with a giant opening in the middle of the ceiling. Everyone gazed in awe at the large room.
A dark figure seemed to stir on the ceiling. It was long and curved. It’s shape like that of a dragon or large snake. A loud roar came from within its throat. “If you are to live let one of you jump into the flames!” the dark figure proclaimed. Giant gates fell behind the group with loud clanging noises. Keshma hid behind a nearby rock. Cat looked around the room for another exit. Every cave and corridor was blocked with the huge, black gates. “Decide who will jump in five minutes or you all will be squished!” came the voice again. The ceiling shook and began to crumble. Rocks and other pieces of the ceiling fell into the pit and around the room.
“I will go.” Cat announced, loud enough for everyone to here. “Are you sure?” Challow said immediately. “I won’t let you!” Cat walked toward the fire. Challow tried to get her away. “It shall be done!” the figure yelled. Ama carefully followed Cat. A bar of light appeared behind her that startled her. It separated the rest of the group from Ama and Cat. “I love you, Challow!” Cat said loudly. She jumped, pulling Ama down with her. The flame shot up and a bright light filled the room. Everyone covered their eyes with their arms and hands.
Everyone had changed completely into a different person. Finnket, Draco, and Challow had become their anime-selves. Jerachi had become his Pokemon form. Everyone else was vampire-like except Keshma, who was still behind a rock. They all had weird earrings in their left ears. The group was no longer in the cave. They stood on a field near an ocean. The clear, greenish water was filled with fisherman.
“This looks familiar.” Jacha said. “Like something from a game or something!” Shadows filled the sky. Everyone looked up. Dragons and other fantasy-like creatures were flying above them. “Let me rephrase that: something from Cat’s imagination!!” Keshma corrected. “I bet when Cat and Ama were engulfed in flames, their imaginations were released!!” said Black Pyro. “That’s a scary thought!” Kay exclaimed. “If I know Ama, were in for a big awakening!” Finnket announced.
Draco looked around the area. A large town was up ahead. The sign read: Castle Hyrule  12 miles. “Oh, great.” Draco said. “This can’t be good!” Phoenix gave him a puzzled look. “What can’t be good?” she asked. “Read the sign.” answered Draco. Phoenix and the others read the sign. “Cool, now we can meet Link himself!!!” Rebecca danced in circles. A loud cracking sound came from the woods. Everyone turned to see what was happening. A dark figure jumped over the top of the woods.
“Let’s go to that town to see if we can get something to eat.” Jerachi suggested. “I’m starving!” The group walked to the town. When they arrived, they were greeted by a strange woman with a cape over her face. “Where do you think you’re going?” she asked rudely. “We were gonna get something to eat.” Sain replied with an attitude, “Now if you would excuse us, you’re blocking the road!” A hush fell over the town. “Watch it miss!” the stranger yelled. Her hood blew off. The stranger’s eyes were blood red! “I’m Shones, controller of this town; if you don’t leave I’ll have to make you all!” Another woman walked up, who looked like Sesshomaru. “What seems to be the problem?” the woman asked.
Finnket recognized the woman. “Guys, I think that’s Ama! I recognized her from a drawing of her imaginary-self!” Finnket announced. “Yeah and that other one looks and sounds like Cat‘s imaginary-self!” Challow exclaimed. Shones looked up at Challow, “Hold your tongue disgusting human!” Ama stood up straight and whispered something in Shones’s ear. She looked off in the distance and smiled an evil smile. Finnket looked at Ama, “Ama don’t you remember me, Finnket? Your brother?” Ama studied him over. “Finnket?” Shones looked over at them. “Why do you all not look familiar? But, I feel I know you.” she asked.
Kay looked at Shones and said, “I thought you were burned alive?” Shones looked over her shoulders at the scared and confused villagers. She laughed. “I remember you all now!” Challow stepped forward and asked, “Why have we changed to anime people?” Shones smiled at him, “It was already arranged to happen this way to get us all away from the real world for awhile!” Everyone looked confused. Shones laughed, again, “Don’t worry about it! It’s very confusing even to me!
Black Pyro walked up to Ama. “I have to tell you something.” Ama waited for him to continue, when he didn’t she asked, “What is it?” “I love you!” he replied. “I love you, too!” Ama declared. Jaysein looked around her at the people. They were bowing to her. “Looks like they found a new queen!” Shones told her. “You don’t have to bow.” Jaysein told them. The people stood up, confused. “I wouldn’t want you to get burnt on the ground! You can go back to whatever you were doing.” They thanked her and went back to work.
“Sain!” Jaysein yelled. Sain walked up to her. “What do you want?” Sain said. “Look what I found!” She held up a black leather jacket, lined with skulls. Sain took it from her. “How did you get something like this, in this place?” Sain asked. “Specially made for the queen!” Jaysein made a funny pose. Sain laughed. Itasha walked by and threw a paper wad at them. “Hey! Watch it you idiot!” they yelled. Itasha laughed and walked away.
Black Pyro and Ama sat down beside the ocean. A dolphin swam by and jumped up. The splash hit them. They laughed. “So, what have you been doing?” Black Pyro asked. Ama turned to face him. “Nothing much but, maybe killing some weird, rebellious thing.” They laughed at the thought. Frick passed them and waved. Black Pyro and Ama waved back. “Have you seen Sain or Kay anywhere?” Frick asked. “I think they went to the gift shop in that direction.” Black Pyro pointed to the North. Frick thanked him and ran off. Ama looked out to sea. Black Pyro followed her gaze.