Dattebayo, everyone! My name is Uzumaki Naruto and I will be Hokag-

Sorry, but this isn't the world you are about to stay on. If you want adventures of Naruto Uzumaki, leave now. But if you like funky demons, music bands, mating, cool ninjustu, and awesome stories, then stay here...

Now back to the Intro...

Helllllllloooooooo Otaku! The name's Shukaku Ichibi.

Anyway, you have seen Gaara's past, present, and future. But that's not even the true story. Let me tell you what I've been through. No kistune-teme or demonhaters allowed! Have fun!!!

Kyuubi is here too. So he's gonna post here as well. T_T Why me? We run a biju club together. I hope you love both of us as we play and fight on the comic, club, and now, this world! My biju friends made their worlds as well...

Nekomata's Blogger
Hachi's Relm
Raijuu's World
Suki and Shane's World
Once Upon a Time...(Taki's World)
Storm's World
Chiyoko's Box
Yurikami's Dark Corner
Tobe's World
Dizzy's Blog

~Shukaku the Sand Spirit

Yuri is Pregnant!^^ A word to the kids

Guess what? I made Yuri pregnant!^^

Kyuubi: About time...

Shut it, Teme! Anyway, they are triplets and they're 2 boys and one girl. Yuki, Yumi, and Tsuki. Here are them now.

Yuki: Hi there. Right now, we're in mama's stomach. Baka is being like baka as always. Yumi's trying to take over mama and make mama giant. And dada is being like the perverted, drunk baka he is.^^

Kyuubi: I like Yuki. We both think you're a baka.

HEY! Yumi, what do you have to say?

Yumi: Hi people in the outside.^^ Just to let you know, I'm not like Aunt Misa. So far, mama is feeding me lots. I like that. But I think mama too small...why can't mama be big like dada? Dada strong and handsome. I even have a picture to prove it.^^ See? *holds out picture*

Yumi: I hope I can stay in here forever, but in a few weeks I'll be out. So that's me.

Like daughter, like father I suppose...Where's Tsuki?

Yuki: Tsuki was scared to meet the people, so he went on the other side and tried talking to mama in cat.-_-'

Ohhhhhhhh...That's all the time we have today. *here's crash*

Yuri: OW! Oh no, I'm big!


Gotta go!*runs to where the Yoshidas are*

Yuki: Yumi, you didn't! >.<

Yumi: I did.^^

Yuki: Why life, why you torment me?


Too Much Chocolate

Kyuubi:Sorry folks. Baka here ate too much chocolate, so he's in his room.-_-'

[In the bedroom...]

*hic* Yo! God, that was too much chocolate.

Kyuubi:Told you that you'll look like a blimp...

Screw you Teme!

Kyuubi:Up your's, baka!

Don't make me eat you...

Kyuubi:I'll teleport out of there anyway, so what's the point of it.

There's free candy inside me that doesn't have my spit in it...

Kyuubi:Really? I mean, so what...

I have Suki in me...

Kyuubi:BAKA, YOU WILL DIE!!!!*slips into Shukaku's mouth*



A card From Minx-Chan

See Teme, I do get Valentine Cards! I got one from Minx. Here it is:

Minx's Valentine Card to Shukaku

Kyuubi:*reads card*My dollie-wallie? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What? I like playing with her. Besides, you're her dollie-wallie too...Ken!XD



Happy Valintine's Day!

Today is officially Valintine's Day. I'm so excited with Yuri's date.

Kyuubi:You know in Japan, the women give men candy. On White Day in March 14th, the men give women candy.

Really? That's even better! Since Yuri and I love each other very much, I'm going to get lots of chocolate.

Kyuubi:Yep. By the time Valintine's Day has ended, you'll be looking like a huge blimp.-_-'

Oh yeah? Imagine your face when Suki feeds you lots and LOTS of lollipops non-stop!XD

Kyuubi:*blushes*I wanna kill you..........

[Knock on door]

Man:Delivery for Shukaku Ichibi!

[Tons of cards and chocolates come out and Kyuubi is inside the huge pile]

Kyuubi:MmmmMmmMmMMMM!(Translation:Baka, get me out of here!)

*eating chocolate*Sorry Teme, but I'm too busy eating chocolate!

To be continued...


Merry almost-Christmas!!!/Snowball Fight

Merry almost-Christmas, everyone! I would like to host a Biju Christmas Party! I know Teme will have coal this year...

Kyuubi:No, I won't. How about you, Mr.Drunk in Jail that made Kai grounded?

Actually as always, I'm undecided. As long as I celebrate it with a nice person, I get gifts.


Snowball Fight >XD!*throws a big snowball at Kyuubi*

Kyuubi:*spits out snow*I thought you hate the snow since you are a desert person!

True, but I always wanted to do that on you!

Kyuubi:BAKA!*throws snowball as well*

Missed! By the way, does Suki make her your Biju Queen?

Kyuubi:*blushes*COME HERE SO I CAN KILL YOU!*chases Shukaku*

With that aim? HA! You couldn't hit me if your life depended on it.*gets hit by snowball*THAT'S IT! This means war!!!XD*makes a snow fort and ducks in cover.