This is just a bunch of skits I came up with. The skits are just the type of conversations people from otaku would have if they were in an RPG.
Hopefully it will get better later on. Anyway, enjoy!
Named characters:
Lloyd: Stirring Lancer
Manda: Mothering Cleric
Iggy: Crazy Mage
Toshi: Emo Swordsman
Farah: Short-Tempered Ninja (Traitor)
M: Evil Summoner
Bina: Hyperactive Axe Girl
???: ???
Moir: Laid Back Archer (???)
SRV: Nuisance Knight (Pain)
???: ???
Back again...
Lloyd: Man, he's not even worth getting mad over anymore. (normal) It's like we get it; you're annoying. (hmph)
Manda: Well at least you're calm about it. (normal)
Iggy: Don't worry, Lloyd! Iggy shall pound him flat! (catface)
Lloyd: Nah, people like him are better off dead. (normal)
Manda: Lloyd! You shouldn't say things like that. (angry)
Lloyd: Why? It's not like my morality level dropped just by saying that. (hmph)
M: Really? Cos that sounds like something I would say. (smirking)
Iggy: Iggy would much rather see him tortured. (cheery)
M: Correction; that sounds more like me. (grin)
Lloyd: I don't really care what happens to him just so long as the end result is his death. (normal)
Bina: Who are we talking about? (head tilted)
Lloyd: I dunno, he said his name. (normal) Sarvee or something stupid. (hmph)
Toshi: SRV... (normal)
Bina: His name is letters? (confused) You're silly brother, you need me to help you make sense. (cheery) I think his name was Stupid Pants. (on Toshi's back controlling his mouth) Yes, I say that makes more sense. (pinching Toshi's cheeks)
M: Does that classify as talking to yourself? (confused)
Lloyd: It doesn't really matter what his name is, I still stick by what I said. (normal)
Manda: Lloyd... (sighing)
The Traitor Returns
Lloyd: Just what exactly was she doing here? (looking to the side)
Manda: Something wrong, Lloyd? (head tilted)
Lloyd: No, it's nothing. (sighing)
M: You seemed different when that ninja chick was around. (smirking) A secret romance perhaps? (grinning)
Iggy: Iggy missed her chance! (angry)
Manda: Chance to what? (head tilted)
Iggy: Tie her up and force her to join our party again! (angry)
Manda: I should have known... (sighing)
Bina: You mean that girl was in your party? (head tilted) Well she seems nice enough. (cheery)
Lloyd: Yeah well she's a backstabber. She just used us for her own personal desires. (hmph)
Bina: Was brother stabbed? (shocked) I don't see any stab wounds! (on Toshi's back)
Manda: It's a figure of speech. (sighing)
Iggy: Like those little doll things? (catface)
Manda: That's a figurine. (sighing)
M: Wow it's like taking care of children. (smirking)
Iggy: Iggy is not a child! *smack* (angry)
M: ... (hurt)
Lloyd: Whatever, let's just hope we don't see her face again. (hmph)
Masked Man sited!
Manda: *sigh* (head tilted)
Lloyd: Manda, gaze any more and your eyes will pop out. (normal)
Manda: Huh? What? (confused)
Iggy: Mamma was dreaming about the Poster Boy again. (catface)
Manda: Huh? No I wasn't! (shocked)
M: Poster Boy? (confused) Manda how dare you hold out on us. (smirking)
Manda: I wasn't holding out on anything! (shocked)
Bina: Who are we talking about? (head tilted)
Toshi: More... (normal)
Lloyd: I told you, it's Mwar! (hmph)
Toshi: Right... (normal)
Bina: Don't talk to Toshi like that! *smack* (angry)
Lloyd: No need to hit me... (hurt)
Iggy: *smack* Only Iggy smacks Lloyd! (angry)
Lloyd: So you hit me as well... (sighing)
M: Is that jealousy? (shocked)
Iggy: Gels?! Where?! (shocked)
M: Guess not... (sighing)
Manda: *sigh* (head tilted)
Lloyd: Oh no! We're not done with you! (smirking)
Manda: What? (shocked)
Lloyd: You don't crush over guys with just a picture. (smirking)
Manda: I don't know what you're talking about. (embarrassed)
M: Lloyd, are you suggesting that Manda might actually know this More person? (smirking)
Manda: It's Moir!! (angry)
M: It appears you were right, Lloyd. (smirking)
Lloyd: So Manda, how do you know 'Moir'? (smirking)
Manda: W-well, you see... um... (embarrassed)
Lloyd: Spill it, Manda. (smirking)
Manda: Fine... He rescued me from a dangerous situation and then... (looking to the side)
Lloyd: And then...? (shocked)
Manda: No! I don't have to go there! (angry)
M: Sounds like Manda had some wild night. (smirking)
Lloyd: No, my sister would never do something like that! (hmph)
Manda: No, never. (embarrassed)
Iggy: Iggy is confused, who is Moir again? (confused)
End
