This is just a bunch of skits I came up with. The skits are just the type of conversations people from otaku would have if they were in an RPG.
Hopefully it will get better later on. Anyway, enjoy!
Named characters:
Lloyd: Stirring Lancer
Manda: Mothering Cleric
Iggy: Crazy Mage
Toshi: Emo Swordsman
Farah: Short-Tempered Ninja (Traitor)
M: Evil Summoner
Bina: Hyperactive Axe Girl
???: ???
Moir: Laid Back Archer (???)
SRV: Nuisance Knight (Pain)
???: ???
Selecetive Memory
Lloyd: So Mwar, you decided to join our group. (smirking)
Moir: It's Moir, but that's no big deal. (sighing) Yes, I thought you guys could use the help. (normal)
Lloyd: We didn't NEED it but we could sure use it, yes. (smiling)
Manda: Um, hey Moir. (embarrassed)
Moir: Oh, Hel...(normal) Oh! (shocked) Um... hey... (embarrassed)
Iggy: Oh! Poster Boy is here! (catface)
Moir: P-poster Boy? (confused)
Iggy: Iggy must tell you about our amazing battle strategies. (catface) Ignore them and Iggy will hurt you. (angry)
Lloyd: Basically fight until there's an inch of your life no matter how strong the enemy is. (sighing)
Moir: Wait, what? (shocked)
Iggy: *smack* Only Iggy can discuss our awesome plan of awesomeness! (angry)
Lloyd: Right... (hurt)
Bina: Hey the guy who had the wild night with Manda is here! (cheery)
Moir + Manda: What?! (shocked)
M: Moir, do you even remember seeing Manda? (smirking)
Moir: What? (shocked) Uh... no can't say I do... (embarrassed)
Manda: What? But that night we shared. (sad)
Moir: Well you know, being someone that goes around the world a lot I spend many nights with different women. (shy laughter)
Manda: Oh... I see. (looking to the side)
Lloyd: I don't know what you guys did, but that was cold, Moir. (normal)
M: And I thought I was the only one that would stoop that low. (smirking)
Toshi: So cold... (normal)
Bina: You said it, brother! (on Toshi's back)
Iggy: You were mean to Mamma! *smack* (angry)
Manda: You really don't remember me. (sad)
Moir: Can't say I do. (shy laughter)
Manda: Right... (looking to the side)
Moir: ... I'm sorry I lied to you Manda, but our love just can't grow. It's too dangerous for you. (sighing)
Lloyd: Quit mumbling back there and get a move on! (angry)
Moir: Sorry! (shocked)
Archery
Iggy: That bow looks pretty weak. (head tilted) Iggy doesn't think it'd hurt someone if you smacked them with it. (catface)
Moir: That's because it's not made for smacking, I use it to shoot arrows. (normal)
Iggy: Arrows? Those things you have in that case? (head tilted) They won't hurt anyone if you smacked someone with it either. (hmph)
Lloyd: No but hit them in the right place and it'll do some pretty good damage. (smirking)
Moir: Exactly. (normal) You seem to know a bit about archery, Lloyd. (head tilted)
Lloyd: I had an interest in it once. (normal)
Moir: Oh really? (head tilted) What made you stop? (normal)
Lloyd: It was way too hard for me... (sighing)
Moir: Well I could give you a few pointers if you'd like. (head tilted)
Lloyd: Nah, I'm happy swinging my lance around. (cheery)
Iggy: That's why Iggy likes having Lloyd in Iggy's group! He likes to smack things too. (catface)
Lloyd: Wow... thanks Iggy... (shocked) I think... (confused)
Bina: I like to smack things too! (cheery) So do I. (on Toshi's back controlling his mouth)
M: I just summon things to smash others for me. (smirking)
Iggy: Lame! (hmph)
M: ... (hurt)
Manda: I'd much rather not smash things... (sighing)
Iggy: That's OK Mamma. You can be a wuss if you want, we need someone for healing anyway. (catface)
Manda: Gee thanks Iggy... (sighing)
Moir: Well you guys sure have some strategy... (shocked)
M: Tell me about it... (sighing)
Moir Money
Lloyd: Is it just me or are we getting a lot more money than we used to? (shocked)
Manda: That's true. (normal) You think it has something to do with Moir? (head tilted)
M: Of course it does. He has to be a criminal for some reason. (smirking)
Bina: I don't care where our money is from. Just so long as I can buy new axes for smashing things. (cheery)
Toshi: I could use swords as well... (normal)
Iggy: Iggy must readjust our spending plan to make up for this change. (angry)
Lloyd: Wait we had a spending plan? (shocked) I thought we just spent everything we had. (sighing)
Iggy: *smack* (angry)
Moir: What're you guys talking about? (normal)
Lloyd: Our money has surprisingly been going up. (normal)
Moir: Oh that. You guys need to learn how to scavange more when you win a battle. (normal)
Lloyd: What? How much money could monsters have? (shocked)
Moir: A lot if you actually look for it. (normal)
Manda: Hold on, we are not earning that much more from battles. We are definitely getting money from somewhere else. (thinking)
Moir: Oh well... you see... (embarrassed)
Manda: Spit it out. (angry)
M: Woah, someones cranky. (smirking)
Iggy: *smack* Don't be mean to Mamma! (angry)
M: ... sorry. (hurt)
Manda: I said spit it out! (angry)
Moir: Alright! (scared) Some shop keepers sell their products way too high so I just steal back the difference. (normal)
Lloyd: That's somewhat honourable I guess. (shocked)
Toshi: The people might want the money back though... (normal)
Bina: I agree! (cheery)
Moir: I will once we're done with it. I expect 75% back from you Lloyd. (normal)
Lloyd: Huh? Yeah sure. (normal)
M: Wow only 75%. (smirking)
Manda: Yeah well, you're still a jerk! (angry)
Lloyd: Wow, I have never seen Manda so angry. (shocked)
Iggy: *smack* this is your fault! (angry)
Moir: I'm sorry... (hurt)
Iggy: Not forgiven! (hmph)
Moir: Heh. People don't think of the good only the bad. (sighing) Oh well... (normal)
Lloyd: Do you have imaginary friends or something? Hurry up! (angry)
Moir: Right! (shocked)
Back again...
Lloyd: Man, he's not even worth getting mad over anymore. (normal) It's like we get it; you're annoying. (hmph)
Manda: Well at least you're calm about it. (normal)
Iggy: Don't worry, Lloyd! Iggy shall pound him flat! (catface)
Lloyd: Nah, people like him are better off dead. (normal)
Manda: Lloyd! You shouldn't say things like that. (angry)
Lloyd: Why? It's not like my morality level dropped just by saying that. (hmph)
M: Really? Cos that sounds like something I would say. (smirking)
Iggy: Iggy would much rather see him tortured. (cheery)
M: Correction; that sounds more like me. (grin)
Lloyd: I don't really care what happens to him just so long as the end result is his death. (normal)
Bina: Who are we talking about? (head tilted)
Lloyd: I dunno, he said his name. (normal) Sarvee or something stupid. (hmph)
Toshi: SRV... (normal)
Bina: His name is letters? (confused) You're silly brother, you need me to help you make sense. (cheery) I think his name was Stupid Pants. (on Toshi's back controlling his mouth) Yes, I say that makes more sense. (pinching Toshi's cheeks)
M: Does that classify as talking to yourself? (confused)
Lloyd: It doesn't really matter what his name is, I still stick by what I said. (normal)
Manda: Lloyd... (sighing)
The Traitor Returns
Lloyd: Just what exactly was she doing here? (looking to the side)
Manda: Something wrong, Lloyd? (head tilted)
Lloyd: No, it's nothing. (sighing)
M: You seemed different when that ninja chick was around. (smirking) A secret romance perhaps? (grinning)
Iggy: Iggy missed her chance! (angry)
Manda: Chance to what? (head tilted)
Iggy: Tie her up and force her to join our party again! (angry)
Manda: I should have known... (sighing)
Bina: You mean that girl was in your party? (head tilted) Well she seems nice enough. (cheery)
Lloyd: Yeah well she's a backstabber. She just used us for her own personal desires. (hmph)
Bina: Was brother stabbed? (shocked) I don't see any stab wounds! (on Toshi's back)
Manda: It's a figure of speech. (sighing)
Iggy: Like those little doll things? (catface)
Manda: That's a figurine. (sighing)
M: Wow it's like taking care of children. (smirking)
Iggy: Iggy is not a child! *smack* (angry)
M: ... (hurt)
Lloyd: Whatever, let's just hope we don't see her face again. (hmph)
Masked Man sited!
Manda: *sigh* (head tilted)
Lloyd: Manda, gaze any more and your eyes will pop out. (normal)
Manda: Huh? What? (confused)
Iggy: Mamma was dreaming about the Poster Boy again. (catface)
Manda: Huh? No I wasn't! (shocked)
M: Poster Boy? (confused) Manda how dare you hold out on us. (smirking)
Manda: I wasn't holding out on anything! (shocked)
Bina: Who are we talking about? (head tilted)
Toshi: More... (normal)
Lloyd: I told you, it's Mwar! (hmph)
Toshi: Right... (normal)
Bina: Don't talk to Toshi like that! *smack* (angry)
Lloyd: No need to hit me... (hurt)
Iggy: *smack* Only Iggy smacks Lloyd! (angry)
Lloyd: So you hit me as well... (sighing)
M: Is that jealousy? (shocked)
Iggy: Gels?! Where?! (shocked)
M: Guess not... (sighing)
Manda: *sigh* (head tilted)
Lloyd: Oh no! We're not done with you! (smirking)
Manda: What? (shocked)
Lloyd: You don't crush over guys with just a picture. (smirking)
Manda: I don't know what you're talking about. (embarrassed)
M: Lloyd, are you suggesting that Manda might actually know this More person? (smirking)
Manda: It's Moir!! (angry)
M: It appears you were right, Lloyd. (smirking)
Lloyd: So Manda, how do you know 'Moir'? (smirking)
Manda: W-well, you see... um... (embarrassed)
Lloyd: Spill it, Manda. (smirking)
Manda: Fine... He rescued me from a dangerous situation and then... (looking to the side)
Lloyd: And then...? (shocked)
Manda: No! I don't have to go there! (angry)
M: Sounds like Manda had some wild night. (smirking)
Lloyd: No, my sister would never do something like that! (hmph)
Manda: No, never. (embarrassed)
Iggy: Iggy is confused, who is Moir again? (confused)
First Impressions
Lloyd: Toshi, you welcome the new person this time. (hmph)
Toshi: Ok... Welcome to our... (normal)
Bina: You! (cheery)
Toshi: Do I know you from somewhere? (normal)
Bina: No but you are now my brother! (cheery) Yah! (on Toshi's back)
Manda: Wow, Toshi. Looks like she likes you (smiling)
Toshi: Hmm... (bina on back)
M: Well, this has certainly gotten crazier. (smirking)
Iggy: Who is this person on Toshi's back? (angry)
Lloyd: Iggy, are you going to do this everytime we get a new member? (sighing)
Iggy: *smack* Iggy does what Iggy likes! (angry)
Lloyd: (hurt)
Bina: Say something Brother! (pulling Toshi's face)
Toshi: I have nothing to say... (bina on back)
Bina: But Brother! (smacking Toshi's head)
Manda: Just when I thought this group couldn't get any weirder... (sighing)
The Puppeteer
Bina: Wow, Brother sure is quiet. (smiling)
Lloyd: Oh you mean Toshi. Yeah he's always been like that. (normal)
Manda: We try not to bother him. (normal)
Iggy: Iggy has tried many things to get him involved! (cheery) But they all failed. (sad)
Lloyd: Iggy, maybe the reason he keeps to himself is because he is scarred by your extreme methods (hmph)
Iggy: Iggy's methods are not extreme! (angry)
Lloyd: Setting his hair on fire is what most people would call 'extreme'. (hmph)
Iggy: Pssh! (hmph)
Bina: I know! (cheery) Hello, my name is Toshi, how are you all? (on Toshi's back controlling his mouth)
Manda: I don't think that counts. (sighing)
Bina: What do you mean? I am Toshi, this is Toshi's voice. I am definitely Toshi. (controlling Toshi's mouth)
M: What's all this about? (smirking)
Iggy: Toshi is talking! (cheery)
Lloyd: Iggy, it's Bina who is doing the talking. (sighing)
Iggy: Pssh! Iggy knew that! (hmph)
Bina: Hello M, I am Toshi. (controlling Toshi's mouth)
M: Hey, Toshi your voice seems a little bit more feminine than I remember. (confused)
Bina: Why thank you, it's all thanks to Sister, who is the bestest person in the whole world. (controlling Toshi's mouth)
M: That wasn't a compliment but hey what else can you expect from this bunch. (sighing)
Lloyd: Bina, you think you can leave Toshi alone now. (sighing)
Bina: No! I love having Sister on my back! (controlling Toshi's mouth)
Lloyd: Right, whatever you say. (sighing)
Mystery Strength
Lloyd: So Bina, you use an axe? (normal)
Bina: Yes I do! (cheery)
Manda: Should someone as young as you really be using an axe? (shocked)
Lloyd: As long as she can use it I have no problem with it. (normal)
Manda: But it looks so heavy, I'm sure it can't be good for her to swing it around. (shocked)
Bina: It's not a problem at all. (cheery) Yah! Yah! (determined)
Manda: Woah! Watch where you swing that! (shocked)
Lloyd: It can't be that heavy. (smirking) Hiya-nng... man... this is heavy. (hurt)
Manda: Careful Lloyd! (shocked)
M: What are you guys up to this time? (smirking)
Lloyd: Trying to lift Bina's weapon. (sighing)
M: What could be so hard about that? Let the one with all the muscle have a go! (smirking) Nnng-hoof! Nope, that is definitely way too heavy.(hurt)
Lloyd: You'd think after all that boasting you'd be able to life it. (sighing)
M: Hey, lay off! I'm a summoner, I summon creatures to do all the hard work for me. (sighing)
Bina: Silly boys, can't even lift a little axe! (cheery)
Iggy: Lifting an axe? Iggy can do it! (catface) HIYAANNG UH! Nope, Iggy can't. (hurt)
Bina: Brother! You have a go! (cheery)
Toshi: ... Nope. (normal)
Bina: Brother, you didn't even try! (sad) Here lemme help! (on Toshi's back)
Iggy: Wow! Toshi is so strong! (cheery)
Lloyd: Iggy, Bina is the one doing the lifting. (sighing)
Iggy: *smack* Iggy is not dumb! (angry)
Lloyd: ... (hurt)
Bina: Well I guess that settles it. I am the strongest one here (cheery)
Lloyd: You can't just judge things like that based on a simple lifting contest. (sighing)
Bina: Oh yeah? How about a fight! Yah! Yah! (excited)
Lloyd: Hey careful with that axe! (shocked)
Manda: Oh sure, now you're afraid of it. (sighing)
A Bad Start
Lloyd: So you're a ninja, huh? (smirking)
Farah: Yeah, what about it? (normal)
Lloyd: Nothing, it's cool I guess. (thinking)
Farah: What do you mean by "I guess"? (annoyed)
Lloyd: Calm down, what's got your panties in a bunch? (smirking)
Farah: ARGH! Is this how you treat all new people to your group? (angry)
Lloyd: No just the ones I like. (smirking)
Farah: Wipe that stupid look off your face. (angry/embarrassed)
Lloyd: Perhaps we may have had a bad start. (smirking) My names Lloyd, nice to meet you. (smiling)
Farah: ... (angry/embarrassed)
Farah's Confusion
Manda: How are you getting along with the group, Farah? (normal)
Lloyd: (smirking)
Farah: Good, I guess. There are those that get on my nerves. (annoyed)
Manda: Hmm? Like who? (head tilted)
Farah: No one really. (normal) ... (shocked) I said wipe that smirk off your face before I wipe it off for you! (angry)
Lloyd: What? This is my normal face. (smirking)
Manda: Yeah, when you're thinking something sinister... (sighing)
Farah: ... (annoyed)
Iggy: Who is this intruder in Iggy's fortress?! (angry)
Farah: F... Fortress? (shocked)
Lloyd: Iggy, this is Farah, she joined our group not that long ago. You were there remember.(normal) And this is a campsite, not a fortress. (sighing)
Iggy: She joined Iggy's group without Iggy's knowledge? (surprised) You people have betrayed Iggy. (crying)
Farah: Sh... she's crying? (shocked)
Manda: Don't worry, she'll forget in a few minutes. (sighing)
Too Much Information
Farah: So who are you meant to be? (normal)
Toshi: Toshi. (normal)
Farah: Have you been around here long? I don't exactly see you around much. (head tilted)
Toshi: I've always been here. (normal)
Farah: Oh well then you need to make yourself noticed more. (uninterested)
Toshi: ... (normal)
Farah: Not the talkative one, hey. (smirking)
Toshi: Not really. (normal)
Farah: So I guess there's nothing that phases you. (smirking)
Toshi: ... (normal)
Farah: Not even if I tell you that I'm wearing sexy pink lingerie? (sinister grin)
Toshi: ... (normal)
Lloyd: Well that certainly is interesting. (smirking)
Farah: Lloyd?! What the hell?! *smack* (angry/embarrassed)
Manda: Well it is... different. (surprised)
Farah: Manda, you too? (sighing)
Manda: Should a girl your age be wearing sexy lingerie? (head tilted)
Farah: I'm not really! (embarrassed)
Iggy: What does "Lon Jor Hay" mean? And why is Farah wearing it? (confused)
Farah: This is your fault! *smack* (angry)
Lloyd: Ow! What did I do? (hurt)
Toshi: ... (normal)
A conversation between siblings.
Manda: So our adventure begins. (cheery)
Lloyd: Oh man I can't wait. Going to see new places, fighting hordes of monsters! This is going to be great! (Excited)
Manda: The fighting part I could do without. (Sighing)
Lloyd: What? Oh, right you're a cleric so I guess fighting isn't one of you're interests. (Normal)
Manda: It's not that. You haven't fought much before, so I'm worried about you getting hurt. (sighing)
Lloyd: No need to worry! If I get beat up I'll just run to you for some healing! (Cheery)
Manda: Just because I CAN heal doesn't mean you should be careless. I know you've been anticipating something like this but you should still be careful. (normal)
Lloyd: Yeah yeah... (sighing) Hey wait? I haven't been anticipating this! (shocked)
Manda: Oh right, buying that ornamental lance and always swinging it around. You looked so cute. (smirking)
Lloyd: What? That wasn't anticipating! That was... uh... (Embarrassed)
Manda: Yeah, yeah. Just be careful. (normal)
Special Occasion
Lloyd: Hey Manda, you reckon I could cook tonight? (normal)
Manda: Hmm? I don't mind. What's the special occasion? (smiling)
Lloyd: Oh, nothing! Just thought I'd do something special. (cheery)
Manda: I refuse to believe that. You always make me cook. (sighing)
Lloyd: Can't I do something for my lovely and wonderful sister? (normal)
Manda: You forgot when my birthday was again, didn't you? (deadpan)
Lloyd: Yeah... (sad) Happy I-Forgot-When-Your-Birthday-Was Day! (cheery)
Manda: *Sigh* Well I guess having done this the second time this year makes up for it. (smiling)
A Tough Battle
Lloyd: Damnit... I can't believe I let such a weak monster beat me up so bad. I could have been a goner... (hurt)
Manda: Well I told you to be more careful but you didn't listen! (angry)
Lloyd: I, I'm sorry, I just made one little mistake and suddenly I was just getting pounded. (ashamed)
Manda: Just be careful next time... (ashamed)
End
