This is just a bunch of skits I came up with. The skits are just the type of conversations people from otaku would have if they were in an RPG.
Hopefully it will get better later on. Anyway, enjoy!
Named characters:
Lloyd: Stirring Lancer
Manda: Mothering Cleric
Iggy: Crazy Mage
Toshi: Emo Swordsman
Farah: Short-Tempered Ninja (Traitor)
M: Evil Summoner
Bina: Hyperactive Axe Girl
???: ???
Moir: Laid Back Archer (???)
SRV: Nuisance Knight (Pain)
???: ???
Back again...
Lloyd: Man, he's not even worth getting mad over anymore. (normal) It's like we get it; you're annoying. (hmph)
Manda: Well at least you're calm about it. (normal)
Iggy: Don't worry, Lloyd! Iggy shall pound him flat! (catface)
Lloyd: Nah, people like him are better off dead. (normal)
Manda: Lloyd! You shouldn't say things like that. (angry)
Lloyd: Why? It's not like my morality level dropped just by saying that. (hmph)
M: Really? Cos that sounds like something I would say. (smirking)
Iggy: Iggy would much rather see him tortured. (cheery)
M: Correction; that sounds more like me. (grin)
Lloyd: I don't really care what happens to him just so long as the end result is his death. (normal)
Bina: Who are we talking about? (head tilted)
Lloyd: I dunno, he said his name. (normal) Sarvee or something stupid. (hmph)
Toshi: SRV... (normal)
Bina: His name is letters? (confused) You're silly brother, you need me to help you make sense. (cheery) I think his name was Stupid Pants. (on Toshi's back controlling his mouth) Yes, I say that makes more sense. (pinching Toshi's cheeks)
M: Does that classify as talking to yourself? (confused)
Lloyd: It doesn't really matter what his name is, I still stick by what I said. (normal)
Manda: Lloyd... (sighing)
The Traitor Returns
Lloyd: Just what exactly was she doing here? (looking to the side)
Manda: Something wrong, Lloyd? (head tilted)
Lloyd: No, it's nothing. (sighing)
M: You seemed different when that ninja chick was around. (smirking) A secret romance perhaps? (grinning)
Iggy: Iggy missed her chance! (angry)
Manda: Chance to what? (head tilted)
Iggy: Tie her up and force her to join our party again! (angry)
Manda: I should have known... (sighing)
Bina: You mean that girl was in your party? (head tilted) Well she seems nice enough. (cheery)
Lloyd: Yeah well she's a backstabber. She just used us for her own personal desires. (hmph)
Bina: Was brother stabbed? (shocked) I don't see any stab wounds! (on Toshi's back)
Manda: It's a figure of speech. (sighing)
Iggy: Like those little doll things? (catface)
Manda: That's a figurine. (sighing)
M: Wow it's like taking care of children. (smirking)
Iggy: Iggy is not a child! *smack* (angry)
M: ... (hurt)
Lloyd: Whatever, let's just hope we don't see her face again. (hmph)
Masked Man sited!
Manda: *sigh* (head tilted)
Lloyd: Manda, gaze any more and your eyes will pop out. (normal)
Manda: Huh? What? (confused)
Iggy: Mamma was dreaming about the Poster Boy again. (catface)
Manda: Huh? No I wasn't! (shocked)
M: Poster Boy? (confused) Manda how dare you hold out on us. (smirking)
Manda: I wasn't holding out on anything! (shocked)
Bina: Who are we talking about? (head tilted)
Toshi: More... (normal)
Lloyd: I told you, it's Mwar! (hmph)
Toshi: Right... (normal)
Bina: Don't talk to Toshi like that! *smack* (angry)
Lloyd: No need to hit me... (hurt)
Iggy: *smack* Only Iggy smacks Lloyd! (angry)
Lloyd: So you hit me as well... (sighing)
M: Is that jealousy? (shocked)
Iggy: Gels?! Where?! (shocked)
M: Guess not... (sighing)
Manda: *sigh* (head tilted)
Lloyd: Oh no! We're not done with you! (smirking)
Manda: What? (shocked)
Lloyd: You don't crush over guys with just a picture. (smirking)
Manda: I don't know what you're talking about. (embarrassed)
M: Lloyd, are you suggesting that Manda might actually know this More person? (smirking)
Manda: It's Moir!! (angry)
M: It appears you were right, Lloyd. (smirking)
Lloyd: So Manda, how do you know 'Moir'? (smirking)
Manda: W-well, you see... um... (embarrassed)
Lloyd: Spill it, Manda. (smirking)
Manda: Fine... He rescued me from a dangerous situation and then... (looking to the side)
Lloyd: And then...? (shocked)
Manda: No! I don't have to go there! (angry)
M: Sounds like Manda had some wild night. (smirking)
Lloyd: No, my sister would never do something like that! (hmph)
Manda: No, never. (embarrassed)
Iggy: Iggy is confused, who is Moir again? (confused)
A Bad Start
Lloyd: So you're a ninja, huh? (smirking)
Farah: Yeah, what about it? (normal)
Lloyd: Nothing, it's cool I guess. (thinking)
Farah: What do you mean by "I guess"? (annoyed)
Lloyd: Calm down, what's got your panties in a bunch? (smirking)
Farah: ARGH! Is this how you treat all new people to your group? (angry)
Lloyd: No just the ones I like. (smirking)
Farah: Wipe that stupid look off your face. (angry/embarrassed)
Lloyd: Perhaps we may have had a bad start. (smirking) My names Lloyd, nice to meet you. (smiling)
Farah: ... (angry/embarrassed)
Farah's Confusion
Manda: How are you getting along with the group, Farah? (normal)
Lloyd: (smirking)
Farah: Good, I guess. There are those that get on my nerves. (annoyed)
Manda: Hmm? Like who? (head tilted)
Farah: No one really. (normal) ... (shocked) I said wipe that smirk off your face before I wipe it off for you! (angry)
Lloyd: What? This is my normal face. (smirking)
Manda: Yeah, when you're thinking something sinister... (sighing)
Farah: ... (annoyed)
Iggy: Who is this intruder in Iggy's fortress?! (angry)
Farah: F... Fortress? (shocked)
Lloyd: Iggy, this is Farah, she joined our group not that long ago. You were there remember.(normal) And this is a campsite, not a fortress. (sighing)
Iggy: She joined Iggy's group without Iggy's knowledge? (surprised) You people have betrayed Iggy. (crying)
Farah: Sh... she's crying? (shocked)
Manda: Don't worry, she'll forget in a few minutes. (sighing)
Too Much Information
Farah: So who are you meant to be? (normal)
Toshi: Toshi. (normal)
Farah: Have you been around here long? I don't exactly see you around much. (head tilted)
Toshi: I've always been here. (normal)
Farah: Oh well then you need to make yourself noticed more. (uninterested)
Toshi: ... (normal)
Farah: Not the talkative one, hey. (smirking)
Toshi: Not really. (normal)
Farah: So I guess there's nothing that phases you. (smirking)
Toshi: ... (normal)
Farah: Not even if I tell you that I'm wearing sexy pink lingerie? (sinister grin)
Toshi: ... (normal)
Lloyd: Well that certainly is interesting. (smirking)
Farah: Lloyd?! What the hell?! *smack* (angry/embarrassed)
Manda: Well it is... different. (surprised)
Farah: Manda, you too? (sighing)
Manda: Should a girl your age be wearing sexy lingerie? (head tilted)
Farah: I'm not really! (embarrassed)
Iggy: What does "Lon Jor Hay" mean? And why is Farah wearing it? (confused)
Farah: This is your fault! *smack* (angry)
Lloyd: Ow! What did I do? (hurt)
Toshi: ... (normal)
End
