What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

Kurogane: Yeah. She took Ginryu.

Kiyo: NO WAY?! I didn't know that witches could be cliché! What about Onii-Chan and Leo?

Yuko: Leo's is his memories of his past loves and Ryûko’s is Frostbite.

[Alazne’s note: Frostbite is Ryûko’s prized staff]

Ryûko, Leo: WHAT?!

Yuko: Or more alcohol...

Kiyo, Ryûko: Alcohol!

Leo: You can still have the memories.

Kiyo: WHAT?!

Leo: I don't really care about them anymore...

Kiyo: Keep them! They formed you to who you are now, nimrod!

Leo: Fine. Kyushu Valley's liquor is the best in our entire world. We'll be sure to give you some.

Yuko: Deal! Yay! I get alcohol from two different worlds!

Watanuki: Don't drink too much of it!

Black Mokona: Yay! Party! Mokona loves to party!

<Somehow, Fei-Wong, Black Mokona, Yuko and Watanuki get transported to the main party>

Yuko: Hand it over!

Azzimalus: < presses a button on his wrist, hologram of a man appears> Gerrick? Do you copy?

Gerrick: I copy, Blue Leader. What do you need?

Azzimalus: Where are you?

Gerrick: Dogfight'ng these Omega bastards Alpha Quadrant, Shadow Sector, in some Maker dammed asteroid field.

Azzimalus: Take Blue Three and Four and get over to the black hole Omega made a few years. Do it quick.

Gerrick: Roger.

Yuko: What's going on?

Azzimalus: Getting the booze.

Yuko: Good.