What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

Yuko: This can get kind of aggravating.

Fei-Wong: Tell me about it.

Yuko: You only know that because you're stalking them.

Fei-Wong: I am not!

Yuko: Are too.

Fei-Wong: Not!

Yuko: Too!

<continues for few minutes>

Azzimalus: Enough!!! <slams Kurogane against a wall, puts a laser pistol against his head.> You move, you die. Got it?

Kurogane: How the hell did you get so fast?

Azzimalus: Bionics, training, born ability, and emotion channeling.

Kurogane: Huh?

Tomoyo: Not again...

Soma: Shall I stop them?

Azzimalus: Don't try.

Soma: Huh?

Azzimalus: I don't want to hurt you......not like last time.....<releases Kurogane>

Everyone (except the Mokonas, who are still on the girlfriend thing): What?

Azzimalus: <sad> You wouldn't know....

[Cyrus’s Note: Azzimalus accidentally kills the entire population of Tempest IX, a planet under attack by Omega (the villains in my story)]

Yuko: Try me.

Azzimalus: I had a certain -ah- bloodlust, if you can put it like that...

Kurogane: I can relate.

Tomoyo: <hits Kurogane with a mallet that appears out of nowhere> Yes, you can.

Kurogane: What the hell was that for?!

Tomoyo: Nothing~