What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

Azzimalus: It'll be a minute.

<Everyone wakes up.>

Newly awakened: SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Azzimalus: *Sigh*

Fei Wong: I seem to be the only one who can remain sober...

Fai: Owowowowowow!

Soel: Mokona's head hurts...

Syaoran: Nngh.

Sakura: OW!

Larg: Mokona wants sake!

Gerrick: Now what, Master?

Azzimalus: Fill an executive class, armored escape pod with as much alcohol as possible. Have varying kinds.

Gerrick: Ok.

<10 minutes of hangovers, sake requests and impatience later.>

Gerrick: Now what?

Azzimalus: Fire it into the hole.

Gerrick: Roger that. Blue One out.

<Hologram fades.>

Yuko: Now what?

<Large escape pod demolishes Azzimalus'. Door opens. Crates of alcoholic things slide out.>

Azzimalus: Done. There you are, drunk witch.

<Azzimalus walks off, activating a hologram of a young woman and talking softly with her as he goes.>

<Exit: Azzimalus>

<Enter: ODST>

ODST: NOT YOU GUYS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

<everyone looks at the ODST with bottles in their hands>