What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

Yuko: Both of you, SHUT UP!

Kurogane: <sticks his tongue out> Make me!

Yuko: I will! <summons magic circle>

Kurogane: What is that?

Yuko: A silencing spell.

Kurogane: WHAT- <muted now> <tries to speak, nothing happens>

Azzimalus: Now I can make fun of him without being called a cyborg~!

Kurogane: <thinks> YOU ARE SO DEAD WITCH!

Azzimalus: Guess the baby ninja's no good without his voice, is he?

Kurogane: <thinks> YOU ARE DEAD TOO CYBORG!!!

Azzimalus: This is funny.

<Kurogane attacks Azzimalus>

Azzimalus: !$%^$!!%!

<Yuko puts a full-body binding spell and pins-and-needles sensation spell on Kurogane. Kurogane falls to the ground, arms and legs pinned, squirming.>

Yuko: You were saying?

Azzimalus: Anyway, I ordered the gunnery chief of the Starward Bound to fire the Eternal Eclipse cannon at full power at the Omega fleet...<starts to drift off sadly>....killed the Omega....killed the people.....destroyed the planet....I'm such a fool....

Yuko: Eternal Eclipse?

Azzimalus: Finished version of the prototype Black Hole Cannon equipped to a battle station-class Omega craft. Here's the catch: Eternal Eclipse was dated by scientists checking out our ship to be more than one hundred million years old. Humans have been space born for only a thousand. Omega's been around for seven. According to my research, the Starward Bound was launched twenty years ago. Crashed a few months later, where we found it a year ago.

Tomoyo: What?

Azzimalus: You wouldn't understand.

Tomoyo: I don't understand.

Azzimalus: And I can't explain.

Tomoyo: Figures.