What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

Alazne: YES! <takes deep breath> <speaking REALLY fast> Guys, this is Fai, he's a magician from Seresu. The scary guy with the sword is actually Kurogane; he's a ninja from Nihon or Japan. The girl with the blonde hair is Sakura, Alan, I understand that you sort of know her, but just roll with it. The two boys with the brown hair are Syaoran. Syaoran and Sakura are from the Kingdom of Clow. The woman with black hair is Yuko, the Dimensional Witch, she is just plain AWESOME. The guy with the cleft chin and monocle is Fei-Wong Reed. The boy with glasses is Watanuki, he works for Yuko. The black and white puffballs are the Mokonas; The white one is Mokona Modoki, it travels with Fai, Kurogane, Syaoran and Sakura; the black one stays with Yuko. <breaths in finally>

Kiyo, Ryuko, Leo: WHAT ABOUT US?!

Alazne: And these are the characters that I created, Kiyo, Leo and Ryuko. Leo is the tanned one, Ryuko is the blonde with blue eyes, and Kiyo is the girl. Wait! KIYO! RYUKO! LEO!

Kiyo, Ryuko, Leo: Yes?

<Alazne faints, finally letting go of Fai>

<Enter: Briannah>

Cyrus: No. Definitely NO. No. Back, DEMON!!!!

[Alazne’s note: Cyrus seems to think that Briannah is a demon, or in some cases, a vampire]

Briannah: <to Tsubasa cast, and Alazne’s characters> May I ask your names? Alazne appears to have lost the ability of introducing you.

<everyone gets acquainted>

Cyrus: Grrrrrr...

Alan: Uh-oh. Molly's still out.

Alazne: <gets up> Oh...my...GOD!!!!!!!

Kurogane: What's her deal?

Fai: I'm not sure, but she's nice enough. And now that Briannah's here, I'm not the only vampire anymore!

Cyrus: Oh God.

Alazne: <sneers> Looks like you have more vampires to deal with, Cryus.

<enter: Subaru and Kamui>

Kamui: Looks like that hunter isn't here.

Subaru: <sighs gratefully> Thank goodness. After Tokyo, I didn't want to see him any more.

Cyrus: Who...the heck?