Figure: <points at Cyrus> I am your father.
Cyrus: Just ‘cause I look like Luke does not mean I am him. And, do you by any chance happen to have any cookies? The Emperor promised me you would.
Darth Vader: Eh!?!
<Enter: Edward Cullen>
<Enter: Cal's pet cats, bear and lion>
Cyrus: <points at Cullen> SEIZE HIM!!!!!!!
Yuko: puts a silencing spell on Cyrus> Ssssh! Moko-Hitler is sleeping!
<the cats are clawing and biting Cullen, the bear is mauling him, and the lion is nomming his head.>
Alazne: <author and Character> Is that lion nomming Edward's head?
Alazne: <author> Idea! Battle of the Edwards!
Everyone else: What?
Alazne: <character> I get it! Edward Elric verses Edward Cullen!
Alazne: <author> Oh, this should be fun!
Cyrus <author>: I'd say...
[Edward Cullen gets confused look on his face]
Cullen: WHAT?!
Alazne <character>: GO TEAM CULLEN!
Alazne <author>: GO TEAM ELRIC!
[Edward Elric appears]
