My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I am the seventh Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, and I will not fail to protect my home, -ttebayo! That is MY ninja way!
Okay, I'll cut the crap. I'm young and "inexperienced" :P but WHO THE HELL CARES! >D I'm going to show the world what it really means to see peace! Believe it!
And to all the ladies...I'm single. :] *shuriken'd*
HEY GUYS!
I'M STILL HERE-TTEBAYO!
And I'm still alive, too! *Wave wave wave*
So I got a Tumblr thingy, right? And it was SO HARD to work with! UGH! But I've met lots of new people and stuff so I guess it's okay, y'know. ^w^
I really miss you guys...I'm sorry I haven't been around, y'know? If ya wanna reach me on my Tumblr butt thing, my url is uzumakittebayo.tumblr.com so you can follow me if ya want!
...I'm not Hokage there, though...*wilt*
HEY, WHERE'S THE TEME? I MISS THAT IDIOT
-Naruto Uzumaki, Orange Hokage
Yeah, I know I haven't posted in a while. Eheheheh *scratches the back of his head nervously* I was doin some Hokage stuff, and the other day, Bee taught Gaara and me some rapping skillz. Gaara was like, *lowers voice* "What do I need this for? I am the Kazekage...I should be protecting my people..." and Bee was like *does some gangsta hand gestures*....um. He said...*scratches the back of his neck again* something something something about RAP IS LIFE, YO! So...yeah. *can't remember all of his rap*
I PROMISE I'M GETING BETTER AT IT.
I'm a real G
Original gangsta
Uzuma-ki
BELIEVE IT!
...no wait, that one probably needs some work. *starts practicing and HOPES no body walks into his office right now* Maybe I should take out believe it something...D: BUT THAT'S THE BEST PARRRRRRT DX
-Uzumaki Naruto, Swagtastic Hokage
Oh look, I'm posting...I'VE BEEN BUSY. SO SUE ME.
Anyway, I feel like I should advertise for the Hetalia RP, since Hime and Chero are kind of busy with other things and Jen is kinda...INTERNET RETARDED. Yeah, I said it. :P
So anyway, the RP is here. If you like Hetalia, go check it out! Or, go talk to Honda Kiku, the Japan guy. He's on this site.
OKAY, I THINK THAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY! SEE YA LATER!
OH, AND TRISH IS MY GIRLFRIEND NOW SO :P TO ALL OF THE GUYS WHO WANTED HER! 
-Uzumaki Naruto, NOT SINGLE Hokage
1. You must post these rules (Very Important indeed).
2. Each person must post 11 things about themselves in their journal.
3. Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create eleven new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4. You have to choose 11 people to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5. Go to their page and tell them you have tagged him/her.
6. No tag backs.
7. No stuff in the tagging section about "you are tagged if you are reading this." You legitimately (AKA, really, truly, with all honesty) have to tag 11 people.
What makes you nervous?
WHAT? HAHA *nervous laugh* NOTHING MAKES ME NERVOUS! XD;;; WOMEN
Super natural talent?
BEING ABLE TO RASENGAN ALL YER ASSES! *shuriken'd* ;w; Making friends or something Master Iruka used to say.
Coolest hobby that you do?
SLACK OFF
-Unhealthy habit number one?
People tell me it's eating ramen everyday. xD
Is your job amazing or would you prefer to get anouther one?
MY JOB IS AMAZING....ehhh who am I kidding? But I don't want another one.
Do you handwrite things or print them?
Blaaaaaaaaaaaaah can't I just make Inu do that?
Akwardest thing you've ever been caught wearing?
Nothing. No, I'm serious, I was bare-assed naked. >w>;;;
Out of 100% how awesome/amazing/spectacular/adorable(>3<) do you think you are!?
100% out of 100% :D
*POKES YOU* how do you react when people poke you at random times?
OW! DAMMIT, YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!
POP QUIZ WHAT DOES 27+(2x3)EQUAL
O_O WHAT? *does the math*
Um...
Um..
Eto....
33!
YOSH!
When you where younger what job did you want to have?
I wanted to be Hokage and LOOK AT ME NOW! :D
I TAG:
SASUKE
INU
JEN
HIME
TRISH
UM
UM
UM
UM
UM
MEI-CHAN
MY QUESTIONS TO THE TAGEES:
1. How old are you?
2. You and ramen: HOW MUCH CAN YOU EAT?
3. Take your pick: Blonde or Emo Brunette?
4. Glasses or no?
5. If you were faced with the most annoying person in the world but they HAPPENED to be a friend of yours, what would you do?
6. Is the glass half empty or half full for you?
7. Are you good at rapping or no?
8. What color are your socks? .w.
9. Do you like waffles?
10. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT RIGHT NOW?
11. Um...if you could be anywhere in the world, where would you be?
Okay, so I found this thing somewhere, and I thought it would be kinda cool to do it! ^w^
Fill out EVERYTHING. People may be surprised.
There are no tallies, just answer the questions, but think hard about them. Remember, if you don't tell the truth, there's no point.
Tell me a truth about you and your best friend: Ermmm...He's a pain in the ass...but I know he's never had a real friend either, so I cut him slack.
Tell me a truth about your job: Being Hokage? Umm...it's harder than I thought. .w.;
Tell me a truth about your dream: I hate when people tell me peace is impossible to have! IT'S NOT FAIR!
Tell me a truth about your lover/bf-gf: Ermm..I don't have one. .w.;
Tell me a truth about a crush (if you couldn't fill out the one above): >//> NO!
Tell me a truth about your family: I wish I got to grow up with my mom and dad...but I'm glad I got to meet them once, y'know?
Truth about yourself: I'M A BIG ASSED FOX DEMON! RAWR! *shuriken'd*
Truth about your best friends (two): Sasuke's only acting like an asshole because he's LONELEH, and Itachi makes me mad sometimes because it's like he knows everything. :P I had to narrow it down -w-;;;;; I don't consider SAI my best friend. AT ALL.
Truth about a sibling: I don't have any. .w.
If not a sibling, truth about an ALMOST sibling: Ummm....WHAT? XD
Truth about the worst movie you ever said you saw: You mean the "Come Come Paradise" Movie Kakashi-sensei made me watch? ...welllllll....I only paid attention at the sex parts >w>;;
Truth about the life you live now: I'm pretty happy with it! ^w^
Truth about the life you lived before: It was pretty lonely....and sad...TRAGEDY. :P But it wasn't as bad as people think? Sometimes?
Your real age: 17 going on 18!
Your real Name: Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze ^w^ Hey, maybe I should go by my dad's name now...
One thing you hate about yourself: I'm not the brightest ninja you've ever seen. -w-;;;;;
One thing you love about yourself: I'M FRIGGIN' AWESOME!
Send it to your friends and see what they think <3
I KINDA LIKED THAT! I TAG THE TEME, HIME, CHERO, TRISH, AND INU!! (I'll pay you soon)
-Uzumaki Naruto, Hokage
