My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I am the seventh Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, and I will not fail to protect my home, -ttebayo! That is MY ninja way!
Okay, I'll cut the crap. I'm young and "inexperienced" :P but WHO THE HELL CARES! >D I'm going to show the world what it really means to see peace! Believe it!
And to all the ladies...I'm single. :] *shuriken'd*

THAT BASTARD WITH THE DUCK ASS ON HIS HEAD IS HERE.
AND HE'S GIVING ME HELL. HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN HERE FOR 3 DAYS. Or maybe he has today. I DON'T CARE.
HE'S DRIVING ME INSANE. D<
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING, DAMMIT.
GRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
-w-
-Uzumaki Naruto, Hokage
Things have been real hectic lately. I mean, come on. Do you people expect me and Hime to do this ourselves?! THAT'S BULL. I mean, seriously. BLEHCH. You people are LYING TO YOURSELVES.
Anyway, I didn't find any interesting pictures, but I think I should remodel my world a little bit. The background makes me so sad. ;w; PERVY-SAGE, I MISS YOU
*sniffles*
-Uzumaki Naruto, Crying Hokage
HURRAY! I GOT A FACEBOOK! BUT I CAN'T ADD ANY OF YOU! EVER! :P So yeah. BUT I HAVE ONE! AND I HAVE PROOF!


SPAMMERS D< THEY'RE ALL SPAMMERS! *rubs the mark where Granny Tsunade got him in the face* MEH.
Credit to the Monkey is Red on deviant art x3
Shikamaru's trying to teach me how to play Shogi...he says it'll make me smarter I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT or something. Since he's got the whole freaking village other than his dad beat, I thought, what the hell? Why not? :D It's not like I got better things to do! DON'T MENTION THE PAPERWORK TO ME
I think I got the hang of it too! I challenged Gaara the other day! I was sooooo going to win!
BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED.

EXACTLY LIKE THAT. MERCILESS!
I still have a bump on my head ;w;
HIME AND SASUKE, I WANT THOSE REPORTS! D< I'LL SEND INU AFTER YOU, DAMMIT!
I think that's it. .w.;
-Uzumaki Naruto, Hokage
I LOST THE FLIPPING POLL.
THAT IS ALL.