My name is Uzumaki Naruto! I am the seventh Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village, and I will not fail to protect my home, -ttebayo! That is MY ninja way!

Okay, I'll cut the crap. I'm young and "inexperienced" :P but WHO THE HELL CARES! >D I'm going to show the world what it really means to see peace! Believe it!

And to all the ladies...I'm single. :] *shuriken'd*

OMGWTFBBQ.

THAT BASTARD WITH THE DUCK ASS ON HIS HEAD IS HERE.

AND HE'S GIVING ME HELL. HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN HERE FOR 3 DAYS. Or maybe he has today. I DON'T CARE.

HE'S DRIVING ME INSANE. D<

HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE HELPING, DAMMIT.

GRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

-w-

-Uzumaki Naruto, Hokage

x_x

Things have been real hectic lately. I mean, come on. Do you people expect me and Hime to do this ourselves?! THAT'S BULL. I mean, seriously. BLEHCH. You people are LYING TO YOURSELVES.

Anyway, I didn't find any interesting pictures, but I think I should remodel my world a little bit. The background makes me so sad. ;w; PERVY-SAGE, I MISS YOU

*sniffles*

-Uzumaki Naruto, Crying Hokage

FACEBOOKING!

HURRAY! I GOT A FACEBOOK! BUT I CAN'T ADD ANY OF YOU! EVER! :P So yeah. BUT I HAVE ONE! AND I HAVE PROOF!


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SPAMMERS D< THEY'RE ALL SPAMMERS! *rubs the mark where Granny Tsunade got him in the face* MEH.

Credit to the Monkey is Red on deviant art x3

*stares at a Shogi board*

Shikamaru's trying to teach me how to play Shogi...he says it'll make me smarter I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT or something. Since he's got the whole freaking village other than his dad beat, I thought, what the hell? Why not? :D It's not like I got better things to do! DON'T MENTION THE PAPERWORK TO ME

I think I got the hang of it too! I challenged Gaara the other day! I was sooooo going to win!

BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED.

EXACTLY LIKE THAT. MERCILESS!

I still have a bump on my head ;w;

HIME AND SASUKE, I WANT THOSE REPORTS! D< I'LL SEND INU AFTER YOU, DAMMIT!
I think that's it. .w.;

-Uzumaki Naruto, Hokage

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I LOST THE FLIPPING POLL.

THAT IS ALL.