SOOOO. GUISE. I STUMBLED ONTO THIS POST OVER AT SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM, WHICH I'M SURE YOU KNOW ABOUT. MAYBE. ANYWAYS. IT'S ABOUT SLEEP TALKING. I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THESE, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ENJOY THEM. I EVEN GATHERED A FEW MORE OFF THE GOOOOGLZ!

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BUT YOU CAN'T SUE ME OR ANYTHING 'CAUSE I OWN THE WORLD, AND I DO WHUT I WANT SO THERE.
NJOI TEH SELECSHUN, THEYR HANDPICKED! OH AN THERS SOME PROFANITIESES SO YOU CAN BE CAREFUL ABOUT THAT, MMKAY? DUN SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU.

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