My old roommate used to talk in his sleep constantly.
Some of my favorites:
"That's a big trout!"
"No ice cream, no remote control!"
"We gotta get on that" (almost every time a train went by)
"Coffee doesn't make you shut up!"
And perhaps the most disturbing of all:
"Phil Collins!"
The fact the he said the last one in a sort of playful scolding tone was pretty damned creepy.
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There was a friend of mine, Jon, and it was common for him to go to bed a little early. During a class trip, he fell asleep in the hotel room before everyone else did. While all the guys were watching television and socializing, Jon suddenly sits up and says:
"Guys, the party's upstairs. There's a place we are, and a place we need to be."
...and promptly falls back asleep.
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My little brother frightens me.
Him: Uhh...UHHH......
Me: Hey, are you okay?
Him: ....I got a knife....
Me: A knife?
Him: .....for revenge.....
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This was a friend I was sharing a hotel room with:
"(mumble)... the boxes. And they put the boxes inside other boxes, and it's plainly obvious why they keep selling them!"
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My brother is like a fountain of these things. My personal favorite nugget is this:
"Sleepy Mexican community, stop feeding me marshmallows!"
Certainly not something that one expects to hear at 3AM.
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I said this in my sleep, and had my roommate report it to me in the morning.
Back story: My name is Sam.
I sit upright in bed and yell:"AND NOW HERE'S SAM!!!"
Roommate wakes up, thinks I'm talking to him.
Roommate :"What the f*** are you yelling about?"
Me: "I just thought I should introduce myself."
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A friend of mine once stood up and said quite loudly "There is no way there is that much money in the world!!" and then promptly got back down and continued sleeping. The rest of us did a simultaneous psyduck.
This same friend, on another night, began to crawl towards a couch muttering "I must get to Thailand!" He pulled himself up onto the couch and once again continued sleeping like nothing happened. He never has any sort of recollection of these events and usually doesn't believe that they happened
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I have a friend who would talk in his sleep all the time. Most of the time I couldn't make out what was being said but whenever I did it was hilarious.
"No Dad, you can't eat fifteen plums in one day"
or after we watched Brotherhood of the Wolf he had fallen asleep and sat straight up and yelled "The Beast!...That sucks" and laid back down.
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