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While crashing on a friends couch recently it was claimed that I sat up in my sleep and declared "These aren't FRESH coconuts!" Though it's likely I wasn't talking in my sleep and instead I was just being a silly drunk (I was quite plastered at the time).
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My ex fiancé once sat up quickly and punch me in the arm. We also had an entire conversation about our relationship in which we discussed ways to resolve to all of the problems we were having . . . Remembering none of it . . . only wish I could remember all the final fantasy and World of Warcraft references he used to make while asleep.
My favorite by far, though, is: "It's a SNAKE! KILL IT!" followed by chasing an imaginary snake around his room with hairspray. This was after watching the badger video a little too much the day before.
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From a former roommate:
"I'm the nuclear fallout for tonight, so I'll have to do, now eat your cake and let's get going".
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My friend goes on tangents when he is falling asleep. Yes, falling asleep. He is not asleep, but he goes into these incredibly detailed one-way conversations as he is lulling to dreamland. And he doesn't know he does it. It seems to get worse when he's been drunk, as he was when I first noticed it. Myself and about six others were all trying to get an hour of sleep before we began the arduous task of destroying all evidence that the previous night took place. And he begins...
"Yeah, now you got it. Oh, this will work fine...no, it isn't like that. Well, I wish. Damn it, Skip, you're doing it wrong. No, let me! See, the ropes, we tie 'em up there and throw those big ass steering wheels on there. Yeah, but forget the magnets. We tried that and it only worked on cats. I'll be back, gotta take Jesus to the races"
That is all I remember, as I was keen on getting sleep...We recorded his little "chat" as he didn't believe he said the above one. If only I knew what he and Skip were building...it sounds like it will work!
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I have a bunk bed in my room. My sister and I are pretty close, so she would often sleep on my top bunk during the summer. This happened a few years ago.
Sister: (walks in) "Chris, I just saw a scary movie, and I don't want to be alone. I am going to be sleeping on your top bunk okay?"
Me: "grunnnkahasfhdalgsd"
Sis: "Chris, I am sleeping on your top bunk, comprehend?"
Me: "Gruhhh"
Her: "Okay, Chris, I am going to be sleeping on your top bunk tonight. Can you repeat that?"
Me: "The aliens will be abducting me"
Her: "Chris! Repeat after me: I saw a scary movie on TV and I am going to sleep on your top bunk tonight."
Me: "I'll be sleeping on TV"
Her: (Proceeds to just sleep on my top bunk)
I don't remember this, but this is what my sister said happened.
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This one's from myself. When I was about 13 I sat up in the middle of the night and screamed "HOLY S***, IT'S BIG RYAN'S DAD!". It scared the living daylights out of my friend sleeping in the same room.
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