lol, thats kinda like when i went to camp one year when i was like 13, and some chick in our cabin screamed out in her sleep, "i dont want to eat the salad" lol, everyone burst out laughing.
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my wife says I sometimes making shooting noises in my sleep ..sometimes I aim by holding my arm in front of me
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Years ago, me and a few mates had a free house so we all went over and hung around.
Hours later, we're all relatively unconcious when one of the lads starts to murmer. The sound is faint at first, very incomprehensible. Then it begins to take shape.
"Ahh wanna..."
After some time he begins to speak up with a few more words. "I wanna bgggg..."
In between snores and turning, he reaches out to the heavens, flat on his back and shouts:
"I WANNA BIG BANANA!"
We fell about laughing. It was absolutely hilarious. He remembers nothing either, so he never believed us.
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A friend of mine was on a bus during a school trip to France. They were driving overnight and everyone was asleep. Suddenly he stood up and yelled "WHAT'S THE QUESTION?!", waking up the entire bus, then sat back down still sleeping. When they woke him up he had no idea it happened.
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. . .once in Alaska... [my brother] was sleeping in the living room, and my friend Josh was over(his friend too though). He woke up suddenly while we were watching, and I quote his words as he was still pretty much mentally asleep, "I ain't got the pencil".
Oh my god... we teased him for years after that. It became an inside joke.
"I ain't got the pencil."
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HAY GUISE DID YOU MISS ME, I HAVE ONE, NO TWO.
OK SO.
SUPPOSEDLY WHEN MY AND KYRI WERE HAVING A SLEEP OVER, I ROLLED OVER AND SAID "MMM, CHEESE FRIES, GIVE ME SOME!" BUT I DON'T BELEIEVE HER XD I ALWAYS GET HER BACK THOUGH, SHE ONCE SAID "OH KURAMIE!" IN REFERENCE TO KURAMA FROM YU YU HAKUSHO *DODGES LIGHTNING BOLT* 8O
ANYWAYS, A FEW WEEKS AGO WE WERE HAVING STANDARDIZED TESTING IN SCHOOL AND I FELL ASLEEP AFTER A TEST...BUT SOMETHING IN MY DREAMS MADE ME LAUGH AND WAKE UP, SO EVERYONE WAS STARING AT ME ^_^; IT WAS REALLY EMBARRASING.
OH RITE. ONE MORE BEFORE I WRAP UP THEES POST WITH THE LINKS: ONCE ON A CHURCH RETREAT, ME AND KYRI HAD A SLEEP GIBBERISH CONVERSATION. SWEET.
HOKAY, I'M DONE. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT, AND I HOPE YOU DIDN'T BURST ANYTHING FROM LAUGHING TOO HARD, LIKE I DID.
HERE'S THE LINKS IF YOU WANT MORE. THEYS HAVE PROFANITY. SO ANOTHER WARNING BEFORE YOU CLICK.
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/craziness-sleep.php?page=1
http://www.golivewire.com/forums/peer-ospnta-support-a.html
http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=139371
BYEE.
