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Caption Battle: Great Thing About These Practice Katanas...

"It's that time again..."
"To see what lame-assed sense of humour SomeGuy chooses to use this time?"
"To rush through homework so we can get back to playing MAG?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, for being more original than not: cougarsama!

He thought the tie would make him look more impressive. He was wrong.

In second place, also being original but with a stronger punch line: DemonKingAtticus!

Prognosis? Multiple Personality Disorder.
Problem? None of them can tie shoes.

And in the coveted first place, being original as well as being the snappiest of this week's captions... SaigasEye!

I thought Lady Gaga was a blonde.

Fun. Also, it'll be February this week. Funny how time flies...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of amandaxthomas and features one of those shows Rumiko Takahashi is famous for stretching out for a couple decades. Guy with the ears on the right is Richard Ian Cox; guy on the left may or may not be John "Soap" MacTavish. Have at it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: you need at least three kills to call in the UAV unless you're using the Hardline perk.

Caption Battle: Prelude To Hilarity...

Yo. I'm super sleepy. Let's just get to it...

Last weeks winners:

In third place: Mercury Dragon!

As the drugs began to take effect, Maka became painfully aware of what it meant to be "tripping balls".

In second place: Nehszriah!

...and here I thought the Bible said that Eve was created from Adam's rib instead of the other way around.

And in the coveted first place... Moirwinvail!

For just under sixty cents a day, you can give one child the things they need to learn and grow. Call now, and you can change one child's life.

This was a good week save for the noticeably high number of repeat captions - reading the comments of others is never a bad idea, folks. Remember that.

This week we're gonna go with another screencap from the ever-helpful Lord of the Moe Desbreko - the man keeps me well supplied, what can I say? The series featured is Umi Monogatari; fellow with the face is named Kojima. That is all:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: use the leaves after, not before.

Caption Battle: Body Horror...

"It's that time again..."
"To learn what turning Japanese really means?"
"To count how many video games will have Nolan North in them this year?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place with dry, observational humour: Sakaki Sakura!

I am quite concerned by the fact that Guu appears to be eating a man's head. I'm more concerned, however, by the fact that Hare doesn't appear to have a large sweat-drop on the back of his head while observing this exact same scene...

In second place, playing on feelings we all had as children with smelly felts: mariomario!

The only reason why shampoo brands shouldn't make bacon scented products.

And in the coveted first place with a rare mostly non-sequitur caption... Allamorph!

Hey, at least she's not making racist jokes.

Fun times. And now since it's super late and I kinda wanna sleep now, let's get moving...

This week's screencap comes courtesy of Hisaishi and features the series Soul Eater. Torso on the left is Soul, torso on the right is Maka. Go for it:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: the world is a mess because of the adorable wrath of a six-year old witch in bloomers.*

*(This week's final words come shamelessly burgled from Hisaishi's PM. Just sayin'.)

Caption Battle: Mm, Delicious Head... What?

"It's that time again..."
"To wait for cheap all-you-can-eat after 9pm?"
"To avenge your father and brothers who were wrongly hanged for treason?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place with one of those classic lines: kyouyarenge!

Tikhon said that he'd get a smiley painted on his arm when girls fly. And so it happened...

In second place, with another one of those references that everyone gets: darknessslayer!

A wild Tikhon appears!
Sommer: Go Ascoeur!

And in the coveted first place, beginning a streak he himself had vowed never to begin... Ace!

Ascoeur saw the smiley face branded on the mech and knew what she must do. She had to destroy this abomination right away, no matter the cost. She had to do it, because it was a painful reminder of the terrible truth:

Wal-Mart really does sell everything these days.

Not a bad start to the year at all. Good, good. Moving on...

So this week's screecap comes courtesy of Animegirl177 and features the series Hare+Guu. Blue-haired boy is Hare, pink-haired girl is Guu, and guy upon whose head she noshes may or may not be Ezio Auditore da Firenze. Have fun:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

Caption Battle: Who Doesn't Love Mecha?

"It's that time again..."
"To re-watch the trailer for Final Fantasy XIII?"
"To think of more things learned from The Empire Strikes Back?"
"No... it's time for this week's caption battle!"

But first, last week's winners:

In third place, because I love poking fun at McCarthyism: KeenHavoc!

Cold war propaganda says:"These are only half of the reasons why their way of life is wrong."

In second place, just because: cougarsama!

Oh, I saw this on 'Mythbusters'; you can't actually do that.

And in the coveted first place, because he's just that good... Ace!

Velma: Now let's see who's really behind all thi- OH I AM SO SORRY!

Good times, good times.
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So this week's screencap comes courtesy of - wait for it - Senjo no Moekyria: Desbreko Chronicles. The actual series this week is Kiddy GiRL-AND, and features from left to right: Tikhon (the robot), Hiver, Ascoeur (in the air), Sommer, A-ou, Tweedledee, Di-air, and Q-feuille. Cheers:

You know the drill: type up the funniest, wittiest, most original caption you can think of for the screencap above in the comments below. Also, if any of you would like some tips on writing a great caption, you can find those here.

And like always, theOtaku is open to all submissions and suggestions for weekly feature content. You have a screencap you want used, you can PM me and we can do somethin' about it. So good luck, and remember: if you guys flub up the first caption battle of the year, I will hurt some folks; no pressure, though.