Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

  • Not a chick
  • Not a dude
  • So stfu
  • I love you! ily, ilu, <3
  • I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

Uhm

Oh my god it has been forever. I don't even have anything in my activity feed. Like. Absolutely nothing. Do people even get on here anymore? Geez.
Maybe I should get back into anime. I tried to read Elven Lied. But I was afraid my comp would get confiscated. .x.
Um. I'm going to change up this world. Don't think our Slytherin van universal studios plan still isn't going to happen, though. Because it is in the cards. It is the largest card.

u.u

I was watching Adventure Time, BECAUSE I CAN, and I realized Fin and Jake have a bromance. .-. SAY IT OUT LOUD. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. BROMANCE. BROMANCE BROMANCE BROMANCE.
I felt awkward while watching it after that. e_e
I actually cleaned my room. e3e I still can't find my rainbow tacky vest thing my aunt got me for Christmas in '10. I WANT IT. I have a rainbow shirt that would go perfectly with it.... :c I STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE MY DICTIONARY IS. IT HAS OVER 3,000 PAGES AND IT'S SO HEAVY. IF MY MOM HAS SOLD IT- well, who knows what I may do. This may get really ugly....

I FINISHED SON OF NEPTUNE. I ALMOST HAD A SEIZURE AT THE END. OH MY GOOOOOD IT WAS AMAZING.
I'm listening to Drowned World/Substitute For Love by Madonna... what is wrong with me? XD
Silly games! I like the new preview post feature on here.....
My uncle won't message me back D: I am sad. He hasn't emailed me in a week :C I got him all mad, and then he chilled out, and I'm afraid I sent a stupid response and he's all "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU".... :c sad faced.
Laughter in the dark!
Stupid slut Madonna.... I brokeded my Sonic headphones D: old news, but it still makes me sad.
MY BIRTHDAY'S COMING UP. I SHALL BE 16. BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO DOOOOOOOOOO. SO SAD.

I should be doing something productive e-e ..... lol, yeah right! XD
Arg. I'm a pirate.
A fancy pirate. Ciao!

e3e Come at me bro!

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE ANGER IN ME BURNS WITH A THOUSAND SUNS

I THINK I'M GOING TO MY AUNTS TONIGHT. GAHHHHHH.

On further note: I had to walk home. There was a whole bunch of thorns in one spot that I just happened to walk through. :C On the outside I was poker-faced, but on the inside... "GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THE PAIN, OHMYGOD, WHY THE HELL WOULD I EVER DO THIS?!"
But when I got home it was really nice. It feels like edging spring around here. '3' My nanny and papaw weren't home, so I just walked around their house and ate their stuff. My mom wasn't home either, so I just ate a cherry cordial and walked around outside aimlessly. Then my grandparents came back, and I talked with my nanny. I just felt all calm and stuff. AND THEN THIS. GAHHHHHHH. Oh well.
I flunked so many things today it isn't funny. D: Ok, maybe it kinda' is.... we made this awful commercial for creative writing. I had to "trip" over a book. I think my teacher laughed at me. It was a really bad fake fall. XDXDXD We only did one take. But I can understand why.

Hmmmmm..... oh, yeah, edge, we're gonna' be working with..... BUMBUMBUM! FOURTH GRADERS!!! ._. Edge. And me and Pikmin are partners. WE CANNOT HANDLE CHILDREN. The only one out of group of three who knew how was Angels, BUT SHE ABANDONED US. The teach saw it was me and Pikmin in a group, and she was all, ".....Oh my god, YOU TWO?? I don't know if you'll be able to keep them under control. DB" DB I'm wearing that same facial expression right now. I CAN'T DEAL WITH LITTLE KIDS. I HATE THEM. FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-
>C

SPRING IS MY FAVOURITE SEASON I WANT ALL OF YOU TO KNOW. Oh, then there's fall too...... which is really boss... Hm....

Um.... I do believe that is it. I hate it when people do cheap tricks to get you to like them BC it gets on my nerves. And I get so angry, I turn YELLOW. You do not want to see me yellow. O_O Now do you???
"For the lulz!"
God da-

Officiality! (Is that a word...?)

It's official. That new TheO banner up there? It's the end of my childhood.

NOT EVEN ANY PUNS?!?!?

OK, SERIOUSLY, WHAT IS UP WITH THAT ANIME THAT'S EVERYWHERE ON HERE??????
I mean, it's a nice change up from those romance ones where all the little girl wants is someone to really love her, but.... what is going on??? It's kind of, I don't know, AWKWARD.
Ok, I just had to get that out. I never thought I'd see an anime with ads about how a girl wants to be a slut. XD It looks kind of funny, but I'm not biting. XD