Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?

Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:

  • Not a chick
  • Not a dude
  • So stfu
  • I love you! ily, ilu, <3
  • I am the Prince of Punk

Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.

Arg...

Okay then; I'm just going to post up the picture I got my eCard from. Arg....

I thought it was so cool... :0 I felt bad for cutting it up. D:

Mewy Chwistmas!

*Gurgle* No school this whole week! Wooooo! Buuut, they're saying we can come into school Monday for tutoring.... I need to go /. I have to admit, though, I do kind of miss it.... I neeeed to leaaaaaaaaaaarrrrnnnnn. T.T And I need reasons to force myself to take showers! I hate those things. XP
Um, so some of you might have noticed (or not... do you guys even notice? XD), that I have this club thing up... and none of you can view it! Haha, I'm still making arrangements, and I'm suuuuuperrrrr nervous because this is my first club... evar! The intro is super long, and I hope the few of you out there reading this will take at least an hour five minutes to read through it, and see if you want to join. /.' I should be able to open it up by tomorrow, maybe, because I need to add some stuff to the hour long intro.

SOOOOOOO, anyways-*bricked*
On the other hand, I don't think there IS an anyways. That's all I really wanted to say. XD Oh! Yeah! I think I made really good x-mas presents for my aunts; I got some little x-mas boxes, the kind where it goes from largest to smallest, and then I "tore apart" some music boxes (as my mom puts it, but one's for her, so she doesn't know -w-), took out the small music maker thingy-ma-jig, and put small holes in the sides and placed them in there! So now they are music boxes! I just have to figure out what to put in them... D: Ah, well, that's for later. XD

I'm going to say this, because I might not post anything else up here in a while, so MERRY CHRISTMAS!! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR~!! That song annoys me.... Later!

FLURRYING

Everything was all flurrying today, so we had no school lD
Maybe I should have posted this earlier.... ah, well. XD
So, I had a great day lazing around and doing nothing. XD It was quite exciting, especially when I got up to go get food, then sat back down again. lD
Ze house is all decorated, or semi, an I was forced to eat a stupid candy cane because it freaking broke! Candy canes are SO unreliable.....
And it's still flurrying outside! (Is that the ight word for it? Hmm, maybe not...)Come christmas, I'm hoping to have at least *counts on fingers* three... four.... five projects done! :D and then, put up three. lD
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo enjoy your days of homework (or lack thereof-w-)!

EDIT//
Ah, yes, and doens't it seem that whenever it tells you that your post thingy has been posted it, it's like someone telling you "Congratulations! It's a boy/girl!"? Or is it just me? Eh, whatever, random thought.

Stealer, or the stolen? O_O

Birth month:
[ ] January - I kicked
[X] February - I kissed
[ ] March - I touched
[ ] April - I crushed
[ ] May - I wacked
[ ] June - I stabbed
[ ] July - I attacked
[ ] August - I slapped
[ ] September - I scared
[ ] October - I punctured
[ ] November - I scratched
[ ] December - I hurt
Day of birth
[ ] 01 - Feliciano Vargas (Italy Veneciano/ N. Italy)
[ ] 02 - Ludwig (Germany)
[ ] 03 - Kiku Honda (Japan)
[ ] 04 - Alfred F. Jones (America)
[ ] 05 - Arthur Kirkland (England)
[ ] 06 - Yao Wang (China)
[ ] 07 - Ivan Braginski (Russia)
[ ] 08 - Francis Bonnefoy (France)
[ ] 09 - Matthew Wiliams (Canada)
[ ] 10 - Toris Laurinaitis (Lituania)
[ ] 11 - Eduard von Bock (Estonia)
[ ] 12 - Raivis Galante (Latvnia)
[X] 13 - Lovino vargas (Italy Romano/ S. Italy)
[ ] 14 - Antonio Fernández Carriedo (Spain)
[ ] 15 - Gilbert Beilschmidt (Prussia)
[ ] 16 - Feliks Łukasiewicz (Poland)
[ ] 17 - Heracles Karpusi (Greece)
[ ] 18 - Sadık Adnan (Turkey)
[ ] 19 - Tino Väinämöinen (Finland)
[ ] 20 - Berwald Oxenstierna (Sweden)
[ ] 21 - Vash Zwingli (Suitzerland)
[ ] 22 - Peter kirkland (Sealand)
[ ] 23 - Im Yong Soo (South Korea)
[ ] 24 - Roderich Edelstein (Austria)
[ ] 25 - Elizabeta Héderváry (Hungary)
[ ] 26 - Natalia Arlovskaya (Belarus)
[ ] 27 - Gupta Muhammad Hassan (Egypt)
[ ] 28 - Holy Roman Empire
[ ] 29 - Denmark
[ ] 30 - Iceland
[ ] 31 - Norway
Favorite Color: (In his/her)
[ ] Red - Eyes
[ ] Orange - Legs
[ ] Yellow - Head
[ ] Green - chest
[ ] Blue - "Vital Regions"
[ ] Turquoise - Knee
[ ] Violet, or Purple - Arms
[ ] Pink - Heart
[ ] Brown - Feet
[ ] Gray - Eyebrows
[ ] Black - Butt
[X] White - Nose
Zodiacal Sign: (With a)
[ ] Aries - Plush
[ ] Taurus - Spoon
[ ] Geminis - Book
[ ] Cancer - Tortoise
[ ] Leo - Fork
[ ] Virgo - Bucket
[ ] Libra - Shoe
[ ] Scorpio - Scissors
[ ] Sagittarius - Pillow
[ ] Capricorn - Cup
[X] Aquarius - Fish
[ ] Pisces - Knife
Color of the shirt you're wearing (with because):
[ ] Red - I'm insane
[ ] Orange - I like squirrels
[ ] Yellow - I wanted to
[ ] Green - It was my destiny
[ ] Blue - My mother told me to
[ ] Turquoise - I love pasta!
[ ] Violet, or Purple - I'm bored
[ ] Pink - I'm a princess
[ ] Brown - I love Chocolate
[ ] Gray - I'm very sad
[X] Black - I'm emo
[ ] White - I like it
[ ] None - I'm invisible

I kissed Lavino Vargas on the nose with a fish because I'm emo. XDXDXD
Yeah. That's some soul penetrating stuff right there. I weep at the sight of these words. XDXDXD

D: Don't you want to tap dance on tables too?

How sad D: I do't have anything to post on here D: Hmmm..... Well then, I suppose I should come up with something thens :D Along with my brain-stealing friends >:O Dangit you guys!
Hmm.... I just had some almond milk a while ago D: Yuck yuck yuck... it just tastes like almonds in watery milk :( I suppose that's what it's supposed to be though. Yuck XP
My grandma's trying to rent a house across the street from them for us though :D which is good. *tap dance*
DOT DOT DOT now what D:
Yay! Winter's coming! *tap dance on table* I shall dress zis world for it. :3
And, come up with some new things to do. :D