Care for a Wander?

So I'm private, but I try to stand out? Yeah, okay. Well, I want attention and love, but I'm uncomfortable sharing personal details. And plus they're all terrible details. Ain't no happy shit in there. So. And people don't like being sad or having to think about bad things when they're having a good time. But. I don't know... everything in life is bad for me, so I guess... I don't know what else to do?
Ugh, how frustrating. I'm being a whiny asshole. "Oooh, life sucks." Get over it.
Anyways, let's get back to who I wanna be, and who I've tried to be. I have an idea. In the next chapter, I will write about who I want to be, but in the present tense, as if that is who I am.