This is just a bunch of skits I came up with. The skits are just the type of conversations people from otaku would have if they were in an RPG.
Hopefully it will get better later on. Anyway, enjoy!
Named characters:
Lloyd: Stirring Lancer
Manda: Mothering Cleric
Iggy: Crazy Mage
Toshi: Emo Swordsman
Farah: Short-Tempered Ninja (Traitor)
M: Evil Summoner
Bina: Hyperactive Axe Girl
???: ???
Moir: Laid Back Archer (???)
SRV: Nuisance Knight (Pain)
???: ???
Selecetive Memory
Lloyd: So Mwar, you decided to join our group. (smirking)
Moir: It's Moir, but that's no big deal. (sighing) Yes, I thought you guys could use the help. (normal)
Lloyd: We didn't NEED it but we could sure use it, yes. (smiling)
Manda: Um, hey Moir. (embarrassed)
Moir: Oh, Hel...(normal) Oh! (shocked) Um... hey... (embarrassed)
Iggy: Oh! Poster Boy is here! (catface)
Moir: P-poster Boy? (confused)
Iggy: Iggy must tell you about our amazing battle strategies. (catface) Ignore them and Iggy will hurt you. (angry)
Lloyd: Basically fight until there's an inch of your life no matter how strong the enemy is. (sighing)
Moir: Wait, what? (shocked)
Iggy: *smack* Only Iggy can discuss our awesome plan of awesomeness! (angry)
Lloyd: Right... (hurt)
Bina: Hey the guy who had the wild night with Manda is here! (cheery)
Moir + Manda: What?! (shocked)
M: Moir, do you even remember seeing Manda? (smirking)
Moir: What? (shocked) Uh... no can't say I do... (embarrassed)
Manda: What? But that night we shared. (sad)
Moir: Well you know, being someone that goes around the world a lot I spend many nights with different women. (shy laughter)
Manda: Oh... I see. (looking to the side)
Lloyd: I don't know what you guys did, but that was cold, Moir. (normal)
M: And I thought I was the only one that would stoop that low. (smirking)
Toshi: So cold... (normal)
Bina: You said it, brother! (on Toshi's back)
Iggy: You were mean to Mamma! *smack* (angry)
Manda: You really don't remember me. (sad)
Moir: Can't say I do. (shy laughter)
Manda: Right... (looking to the side)
Moir: ... I'm sorry I lied to you Manda, but our love just can't grow. It's too dangerous for you. (sighing)
Lloyd: Quit mumbling back there and get a move on! (angry)
Moir: Sorry! (shocked)
Archery
Iggy: That bow looks pretty weak. (head tilted) Iggy doesn't think it'd hurt someone if you smacked them with it. (catface)
Moir: That's because it's not made for smacking, I use it to shoot arrows. (normal)
Iggy: Arrows? Those things you have in that case? (head tilted) They won't hurt anyone if you smacked someone with it either. (hmph)
Lloyd: No but hit them in the right place and it'll do some pretty good damage. (smirking)
Moir: Exactly. (normal) You seem to know a bit about archery, Lloyd. (head tilted)
Lloyd: I had an interest in it once. (normal)
Moir: Oh really? (head tilted) What made you stop? (normal)
Lloyd: It was way too hard for me... (sighing)
Moir: Well I could give you a few pointers if you'd like. (head tilted)
Lloyd: Nah, I'm happy swinging my lance around. (cheery)
Iggy: That's why Iggy likes having Lloyd in Iggy's group! He likes to smack things too. (catface)
Lloyd: Wow... thanks Iggy... (shocked) I think... (confused)
Bina: I like to smack things too! (cheery) So do I. (on Toshi's back controlling his mouth)
M: I just summon things to smash others for me. (smirking)
Iggy: Lame! (hmph)
M: ... (hurt)
Manda: I'd much rather not smash things... (sighing)
Iggy: That's OK Mamma. You can be a wuss if you want, we need someone for healing anyway. (catface)
Manda: Gee thanks Iggy... (sighing)
Moir: Well you guys sure have some strategy... (shocked)
M: Tell me about it... (sighing)
Moir Money
Lloyd: Is it just me or are we getting a lot more money than we used to? (shocked)
Manda: That's true. (normal) You think it has something to do with Moir? (head tilted)
M: Of course it does. He has to be a criminal for some reason. (smirking)
Bina: I don't care where our money is from. Just so long as I can buy new axes for smashing things. (cheery)
Toshi: I could use swords as well... (normal)
Iggy: Iggy must readjust our spending plan to make up for this change. (angry)
Lloyd: Wait we had a spending plan? (shocked) I thought we just spent everything we had. (sighing)
Iggy: *smack* (angry)
Moir: What're you guys talking about? (normal)
Lloyd: Our money has surprisingly been going up. (normal)
Moir: Oh that. You guys need to learn how to scavange more when you win a battle. (normal)
Lloyd: What? How much money could monsters have? (shocked)
Moir: A lot if you actually look for it. (normal)
Manda: Hold on, we are not earning that much more from battles. We are definitely getting money from somewhere else. (thinking)
Moir: Oh well... you see... (embarrassed)
Manda: Spit it out. (angry)
M: Woah, someones cranky. (smirking)
Iggy: *smack* Don't be mean to Mamma! (angry)
M: ... sorry. (hurt)
Manda: I said spit it out! (angry)
Moir: Alright! (scared) Some shop keepers sell their products way too high so I just steal back the difference. (normal)
Lloyd: That's somewhat honourable I guess. (shocked)
Toshi: The people might want the money back though... (normal)
Bina: I agree! (cheery)
Moir: I will once we're done with it. I expect 75% back from you Lloyd. (normal)
Lloyd: Huh? Yeah sure. (normal)
M: Wow only 75%. (smirking)
Manda: Yeah well, you're still a jerk! (angry)
Lloyd: Wow, I have never seen Manda so angry. (shocked)
Iggy: *smack* this is your fault! (angry)
Moir: I'm sorry... (hurt)
Iggy: Not forgiven! (hmph)
Moir: Heh. People don't think of the good only the bad. (sighing) Oh well... (normal)
Lloyd: Do you have imaginary friends or something? Hurry up! (angry)
Moir: Right! (shocked)
Back again...
Lloyd: Man, he's not even worth getting mad over anymore. (normal) It's like we get it; you're annoying. (hmph)
Manda: Well at least you're calm about it. (normal)
Iggy: Don't worry, Lloyd! Iggy shall pound him flat! (catface)
Lloyd: Nah, people like him are better off dead. (normal)
Manda: Lloyd! You shouldn't say things like that. (angry)
Lloyd: Why? It's not like my morality level dropped just by saying that. (hmph)
M: Really? Cos that sounds like something I would say. (smirking)
Iggy: Iggy would much rather see him tortured. (cheery)
M: Correction; that sounds more like me. (grin)
Lloyd: I don't really care what happens to him just so long as the end result is his death. (normal)
Bina: Who are we talking about? (head tilted)
Lloyd: I dunno, he said his name. (normal) Sarvee or something stupid. (hmph)
Toshi: SRV... (normal)
Bina: His name is letters? (confused) You're silly brother, you need me to help you make sense. (cheery) I think his name was Stupid Pants. (on Toshi's back controlling his mouth) Yes, I say that makes more sense. (pinching Toshi's cheeks)
M: Does that classify as talking to yourself? (confused)
Lloyd: It doesn't really matter what his name is, I still stick by what I said. (normal)
Manda: Lloyd... (sighing)
The Traitor Returns
Lloyd: Just what exactly was she doing here? (looking to the side)
Manda: Something wrong, Lloyd? (head tilted)
Lloyd: No, it's nothing. (sighing)
M: You seemed different when that ninja chick was around. (smirking) A secret romance perhaps? (grinning)
Iggy: Iggy missed her chance! (angry)
Manda: Chance to what? (head tilted)
Iggy: Tie her up and force her to join our party again! (angry)
Manda: I should have known... (sighing)
Bina: You mean that girl was in your party? (head tilted) Well she seems nice enough. (cheery)
Lloyd: Yeah well she's a backstabber. She just used us for her own personal desires. (hmph)
Bina: Was brother stabbed? (shocked) I don't see any stab wounds! (on Toshi's back)
Manda: It's a figure of speech. (sighing)
Iggy: Like those little doll things? (catface)
Manda: That's a figurine. (sighing)
M: Wow it's like taking care of children. (smirking)
Iggy: Iggy is not a child! *smack* (angry)
M: ... (hurt)
Lloyd: Whatever, let's just hope we don't see her face again. (hmph)
Masked Man sited!
Manda: *sigh* (head tilted)
Lloyd: Manda, gaze any more and your eyes will pop out. (normal)
Manda: Huh? What? (confused)
Iggy: Mamma was dreaming about the Poster Boy again. (catface)
Manda: Huh? No I wasn't! (shocked)
M: Poster Boy? (confused) Manda how dare you hold out on us. (smirking)
Manda: I wasn't holding out on anything! (shocked)
Bina: Who are we talking about? (head tilted)
Toshi: More... (normal)
Lloyd: I told you, it's Mwar! (hmph)
Toshi: Right... (normal)
Bina: Don't talk to Toshi like that! *smack* (angry)
Lloyd: No need to hit me... (hurt)
Iggy: *smack* Only Iggy smacks Lloyd! (angry)
Lloyd: So you hit me as well... (sighing)
M: Is that jealousy? (shocked)
Iggy: Gels?! Where?! (shocked)
M: Guess not... (sighing)
Manda: *sigh* (head tilted)
Lloyd: Oh no! We're not done with you! (smirking)
Manda: What? (shocked)
Lloyd: You don't crush over guys with just a picture. (smirking)
Manda: I don't know what you're talking about. (embarrassed)
M: Lloyd, are you suggesting that Manda might actually know this More person? (smirking)
Manda: It's Moir!! (angry)
M: It appears you were right, Lloyd. (smirking)
Lloyd: So Manda, how do you know 'Moir'? (smirking)
Manda: W-well, you see... um... (embarrassed)
Lloyd: Spill it, Manda. (smirking)
Manda: Fine... He rescued me from a dangerous situation and then... (looking to the side)
Lloyd: And then...? (shocked)
Manda: No! I don't have to go there! (angry)
M: Sounds like Manda had some wild night. (smirking)
Lloyd: No, my sister would never do something like that! (hmph)
Manda: No, never. (embarrassed)
Iggy: Iggy is confused, who is Moir again? (confused)
First Impressions
Lloyd: Toshi, you welcome the new person this time. (hmph)
Toshi: Ok... Welcome to our... (normal)
Bina: You! (cheery)
Toshi: Do I know you from somewhere? (normal)
Bina: No but you are now my brother! (cheery) Yah! (on Toshi's back)
Manda: Wow, Toshi. Looks like she likes you (smiling)
Toshi: Hmm... (bina on back)
M: Well, this has certainly gotten crazier. (smirking)
Iggy: Who is this person on Toshi's back? (angry)
Lloyd: Iggy, are you going to do this everytime we get a new member? (sighing)
Iggy: *smack* Iggy does what Iggy likes! (angry)
Lloyd: (hurt)
Bina: Say something Brother! (pulling Toshi's face)
Toshi: I have nothing to say... (bina on back)
Bina: But Brother! (smacking Toshi's head)
Manda: Just when I thought this group couldn't get any weirder... (sighing)
The Puppeteer
Bina: Wow, Brother sure is quiet. (smiling)
Lloyd: Oh you mean Toshi. Yeah he's always been like that. (normal)
Manda: We try not to bother him. (normal)
Iggy: Iggy has tried many things to get him involved! (cheery) But they all failed. (sad)
Lloyd: Iggy, maybe the reason he keeps to himself is because he is scarred by your extreme methods (hmph)
Iggy: Iggy's methods are not extreme! (angry)
Lloyd: Setting his hair on fire is what most people would call 'extreme'. (hmph)
Iggy: Pssh! (hmph)
Bina: I know! (cheery) Hello, my name is Toshi, how are you all? (on Toshi's back controlling his mouth)
Manda: I don't think that counts. (sighing)
Bina: What do you mean? I am Toshi, this is Toshi's voice. I am definitely Toshi. (controlling Toshi's mouth)
M: What's all this about? (smirking)
Iggy: Toshi is talking! (cheery)
Lloyd: Iggy, it's Bina who is doing the talking. (sighing)
Iggy: Pssh! Iggy knew that! (hmph)
Bina: Hello M, I am Toshi. (controlling Toshi's mouth)
M: Hey, Toshi your voice seems a little bit more feminine than I remember. (confused)
Bina: Why thank you, it's all thanks to Sister, who is the bestest person in the whole world. (controlling Toshi's mouth)
M: That wasn't a compliment but hey what else can you expect from this bunch. (sighing)
Lloyd: Bina, you think you can leave Toshi alone now. (sighing)
Bina: No! I love having Sister on my back! (controlling Toshi's mouth)
Lloyd: Right, whatever you say. (sighing)
Mystery Strength
Lloyd: So Bina, you use an axe? (normal)
Bina: Yes I do! (cheery)
Manda: Should someone as young as you really be using an axe? (shocked)
Lloyd: As long as she can use it I have no problem with it. (normal)
Manda: But it looks so heavy, I'm sure it can't be good for her to swing it around. (shocked)
Bina: It's not a problem at all. (cheery) Yah! Yah! (determined)
Manda: Woah! Watch where you swing that! (shocked)
Lloyd: It can't be that heavy. (smirking) Hiya-nng... man... this is heavy. (hurt)
Manda: Careful Lloyd! (shocked)
M: What are you guys up to this time? (smirking)
Lloyd: Trying to lift Bina's weapon. (sighing)
M: What could be so hard about that? Let the one with all the muscle have a go! (smirking) Nnng-hoof! Nope, that is definitely way too heavy.(hurt)
Lloyd: You'd think after all that boasting you'd be able to life it. (sighing)
M: Hey, lay off! I'm a summoner, I summon creatures to do all the hard work for me. (sighing)
Bina: Silly boys, can't even lift a little axe! (cheery)
Iggy: Lifting an axe? Iggy can do it! (catface) HIYAANNG UH! Nope, Iggy can't. (hurt)
Bina: Brother! You have a go! (cheery)
Toshi: ... Nope. (normal)
Bina: Brother, you didn't even try! (sad) Here lemme help! (on Toshi's back)
Iggy: Wow! Toshi is so strong! (cheery)
Lloyd: Iggy, Bina is the one doing the lifting. (sighing)
Iggy: *smack* Iggy is not dumb! (angry)
Lloyd: ... (hurt)
Bina: Well I guess that settles it. I am the strongest one here (cheery)
Lloyd: You can't just judge things like that based on a simple lifting contest. (sighing)
Bina: Oh yeah? How about a fight! Yah! Yah! (excited)
Lloyd: Hey careful with that axe! (shocked)
Manda: Oh sure, now you're afraid of it. (sighing)
Souls be mine
Manda: Lloyd, you could at least welcome the new party member. (normal)
Lloyd: I don't think I really want to. This guy has some crazy aura surrounding him. (scared)
Manda: Oh, come on! It can't be that bad. (head tilted, smiling)
M: Boo! (normal)
Lloyd + Manda: AH! (shocked)
M: Ha ha, soon your souls will be mine. (sinister)
Manda: OK, Now I see what you were seeing. (scared)
Iggy: Oh, new person to Iggy's group. (catface)
M: Yes, and your soul shall be mine! MUHAHAHAHA! (excited)
Iggy: Well Iggy doesn't know about Iggy's soul... (thinking) but you can have this rock. (catface)
M: I take it this one's not the brightest out of you lot. (sighing)
Iggy: Hey! Iggy is bright! Iggy makes this place brighter with fire! YA! HIYA! CHAA!(excited)
Toshi: ... (normal)
M: Does that guy know his hair is on fire? (shocked)
Lloyd: Um, yeah but I'm sure he'll find a way to put it out. (normal)
M: Wow... This has got to be the weirdest bunch of people I know. (normal) I think you can all keep your souls for now (sinister)
Manda: Um... Thanks... I think... (shocked)
Creepy
Manda: So you're a summoner? (normal)
M: Yes. (smirking)
Manda: What do you summon? (normal)
M: Demons, Imps, other hellbound creatures. (smirking)
Manda: Oh... (nervous)
M: Is something wrong? Manda, was it? (smirking)
Manda: N-nothing's wrong. (nervous)
M: You seem a little jumpy. (smirking)
Toshi: Perhaps it's your smirk... (normal)
M: Woah! Where did you come from? (shocked)
Toshi: Not far from here... (normal)
Iggy: BOOM! Iggy is here too! (cheery)
M: Jeez, the lot of you are popping out of no where! (shocked)
Lloyd: M, will you please stop creeping people out? (sighing)
M: Hey, now you guys are the ones creeping me out. (sighing)
Manda: Heh. Welcome to our group. (smiling)
M: You guys make it hard for me to be the creepy one... (sighing)
Forbidden Item
Iggy: RAWR! (angry)
Manda: What's the problem, Iggy? (head tilted)
Iggy: No monsters are attacking us! (angry)
Lloyd: When did that become a bad thing? (confused)
Iggy: *smack* It's always been a bad thing! (angry)
Lloyd: Man, do you really have to hit me all the time? (hurt)
Toshi: Perhaps it's because she likes you... (normal)
Lloyd + Manda: ... (shocked)
Toshi: Or not... (normal)
M: What are you guys bickering over? (normal)
Iggy: Monsters have stopped attacking! And something tells Iggy that Lloyd is behind it! (angry)
Lloyd: What? You can't just go blaming me! (angry)
Iggy: *smack* Don't raise your voice with Iggy! (angry)
Lloyd: Right, sorry. (sighing)
M: Huh? Oh! I used a Holy Bottle* just a little while ago. (smirking)
Iggy: You did what?! (angry)
Manda: Oh jeez... (sighing)
M: What? The monsters here are super weak, so there's no point in wasting our time with them. I like torturing souls as much as the next evil summoner but we are in a hurry, right? (hmph)
Iggy: FIREBALL ATTACK! (angry)
M: AH! (scared) Owww... (hurt)
Toshi: You used the forbidden item... (normal)
M: Well we had so many of them, I just thought I'd use one. (hurt)
Lloyd: That's because Iggy makes us restock everything at every store. Even items we're not permitted use.(sighing)
M: So you buy them but never use them? (shocked)
Iggy: And that's the way it will stay from now on! (hmph)
M: Wow... This group just gets scarier the more you get to know them. (sighing)
*Holy Bottle: Used to keep monsters away.
Lloyd and Manda:
Lloyd: Alright, we did it!
Manda: Take it easy next time.
Lloyd: You kidding? I'm only getting warmed up!
Manda: A well fought battle.
Lloyd: Nah it was too easy.
Manda: Please stop saying things like that...
Lloyd and Iggy
Lloyd: Nice work Iggy!
Iggy: Iggy always does good.
Lloyd: Right... sorry.
Iggy: BOOM PITOW BSSSSSH!
Lloyd: They're dead, Iggy.
Iggy: Psh, Iggy knew that.
Iggy and Manda
Iggy: Nothing can stop Iggy as long as Mamma is here!
Manda: My name's Manda.
Iggy: That's what Iggy said.
Manda: Be careful, Iggy!
Iggy: YAH! HIYAH! owwww....
Manda: I said be careful...
Lloyd, Iggy and Manda
Iggy: Praise Iggy! Praise Iggy!
Lloyd: Good work Iggy.
Manda: I'm proud of you.
Iggy: You call that praising?
Lloyd: Nothing can stop us!
Iggy: We are invincible!
Manda: Please just be careful...
Lloyd and Toshi
Lloyd: You could at least be a little happy.
Toshi: Wahoo.
Lloyd: That's a little better.
Toshi: Defeated.
Lloyd: I can see that.
Toshi: Indeed.
Manda and Toshi
Manda: Nice work, Toshi.
Toshi: Thanks.
Manda: Th-that's it?
Iggy and Toshi
Iggy: All fear Iggy!
Toshi: OK.
Iggy: That's not fear!
Toshi: All done.
Iggy: Onto the next group!
Toshi: Right.
Lloyd, Manda, Iggy and Toshi
Lloyd: Our weapons are...
Toshi: Courage.
Manda: Love!
Iggy: Iggy doesn't fight with love, Iggy fights with fire!
Lloyd: Not like that Iggy...
Lloyd and Farah
Farah: Alright! We did it!
Lloyd: Wow, you kinda sucked.
Farah: Shut it!
Lloyd: I guess you did good.
Farah: What do you mean you guess?!
Lloyd: Touchy, touchy.
Iggy and Farah
Iggy: BOOM! KAPOW!
Farah: Hey watch where you aim those things!
Iggy: Dont tell Iggy what to do!
