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Xion Rant #2

The more I hear/see Xion the more I hate her! Okay, my ships get shot down pretty hard, and as you heard last post they're rather odd. So when my KH ship is like, the 2nd or 3rd most popular I get all the fanart/fanfics/gay lines I can get my hands on. Now Xion is up in my ships whoring it up! If you don't know, RoxasxAxel is my main ship, I'm flying my colors! I'm not ashamed. Namine's cute I can handle her, but now Xion's getting her hussy on! Back off, I like/tolerate the original trio! I don't want a lopsided foursome/fivesome cause she's dragging Ri-Ri into the mix as well. Boo! I say boo! Seriously, she's sneaking into their BFF time, stop! Oh god please stop!

I can't take another Zutara! -sob-

So, here's what I'm hoping. They keep the friend on. Xion = pure friend. No mushy gay lines about hearts and crap. Also, I'm praying she's not part of Kairi. The girl is split three ways? So not good. Like, she need some chicken soup for her existence. Wouldn't that make you like, uber crazy? Yes? I dunno. Next thing we know Sora will have another part flouncing around too!

I suppose though, if I had as much power Nomura does I'd enjoy screwing around with the fangirl's heads just as much.

LEAVE MY SHIPS ALONE, SQUARE-ENIX! LEAVE THEM ALONE! ITS JUST A SHIP! I LOVE THEM, AND THEY'RE IMPORTANT TO ME! I LOVE THEM! I'M GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME! THOSE FANFICS DIDN'T PUT THEMSELVES UP! PEOPLE HAD TO WORK HARD AND THINK (well not all of them)! HAVE YOU DONE THAT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO THAT! YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE AWAY MY SHIPS! YOU HAVEN'T SPENT A MILE WALKING IN MY SHOOES! SCREW YOU SQUARE-ENIX! THEY'RE HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH! IF YOU WANNA SNEAK XION IN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME! AND I'M TOUGH TO GO THROUGH, BECAUSE I'M SOLID! LEAVE THEM ALONE! DID I MENTION ZUTARA?! LEAVE THEM ALOOOOOOOOOONE! -adjusts eyeliner- DAAAAAAAAAAAH! -cries-

(Sorry for my painful Chris Crocker impersonation...)

Xion Rant

I'm really starting to hate Xion! Stop barging in on good 'ol Axel and Roxas time! On top of that, not only does she sneak her way into that relationship...she's now also hanging with Riku.

I see what you're doing there Square Enix! And I don't approve!

News - Kingdom Hearts

358/2 TRAILER
Watch the official Trailer for the newest Kingdom Hearts Game HERE.
To access the movie, go to the movie section and press the gray button.
Translation of the Trailer can be found HERE.
Still super psyched! Who knew the DS could have such pretty graphics?
Also, that Riku scene...AMAZING!

News - Kingdom Hearts

See full image HERE
I dunno how I feel about Xion yet. Doesn't stop me from being psyched for 358/2. I love Roxas in my crazy motherly way, so a whole game of Roxas is pretty much LOOOVE in my book.
Should I keep on doing these KH news posts? I mean, I'm jazzed for the new games at TGS just wrapped up so there's a ton 'o new KH stuff floating around the web. So um...feedback?

My Boyfriend Riku/358/2 Rant

So yeah, Riku's looking pretty sharp on the 'ye old DS. Seriously, not minding my impromptu relationship with him anymore.