SETTING: The stage, once again, with the cheesy music blaring and audience clapping. The noise dies down in allowance for Nehszriah to speak up again.
NEHSZRIAH: Welcome Back to Ai no Otaku! To update everyone joining us from that national karaoke contest, the lovely Chrome Dokuro is here trying to pick from our three eligible bachelors, Misters Apathetic, Obnoxious and Questionable!
Nehszriah motions towards the curtains, where the silhouettes remain seated.
BOZO 2 (smoothly): Hey babe, how you doin’?
After stopping her eye from twitching, Nehszriah calmly walks behind the stage and suddenly, her silhouette is seen behind Bozo 2. She kicks him in the head repeatedly and calmly walks back to Chrome’s side.
NEHSZRIAH (happily): So Chrome, are you ready to continue?
CHROME: Sure…?
Chrome shifts through the cards frantically, trying to find another suitable question.
CHROME: Bachelor Number One, what do you have to share?
SCHMUCK 1: I don’t know. Uh… fatty tuna…? Wait… no… eh…
CHROME: Bachelor Number T…?
BOZO 2: A MAN’S BURNING SOUL!!
CHROME: Doesn’t that hurt?
BOZO 2: YOU GET USED TO IT!!
CHROME: O~~okay… How about you, Bachelor Number Three?
PUTZ 3: A time so magical, you might think we’ve gone to different worlds…
CHROME: Okay. (Grimaces slightly as she shuffles through the remaining cards.) Bachelor Number Three, what is the one word that describes you best?
PUTZ 3: Multifaceted.
CHROME: Sounds nice. Number One?
SCHMUCK 1: Indebted.
CHROME: Two…?
BOZO 2: NON SEQUITUR!!
NEHSZRIAH (deadpan): Do you even know what that phrase means?
BOZO 2: NOT A CLUE!!
Nehszriah face-palms again and mutters to herself.
CHROME: Number Two… finish this poem: “Roses are red; violets are blue…”
BOZO 2: MECHANICS ARE CREEPY AND THE SKY’S BLUE TOO!!
CHROME: Three…?
PUTZ 3: Roses are red, violets are blue; sugar is sweet, but Big Puppy is too.
Nehszriah holds back from gagging.
CHROME: Bachelor Number One?
SCHMUCK 1: Roses are red, violets are blue; watch out Miss, ‘cause my senpai’s out to flirt with you.
CHROME: Eh…?
NEHSZRIAH: Jeezum crowe Chrome, these guys sure aren’t making this choice difficult for you! You better think quick, ‘cause your decision will come right after this:
Cheesy music plays and the screen grows dark.
