'Cause I felt like answering a random questionnaire.
Question #1: Are you a morning or night person?
Night person, definitely
Question #2: Which do you prefer, sweet or salty foods?
Both, usually right after the other
Question #3: Ninjas or pirates?
Ninjas. Not the brightly colored ones either, *points angrily at Naruto*
Question #4: Ninjas vs pirates, discuss.
Ninjas because, they move like shadows and poor Jack Sparrow wouldn't even see them coming.
Question #5: Autobots or Decepticons?
Decepticons, Starscream is the shizznit.
Question #6: What was your favorite childhood television program?
Power Rangers. Don't even ask.
Question #7: Are you a collector of anything?
Shells. And yaoi. Quite contrasting, I suppose?
Question #8: If you could be any animal, what would you be?
A wolf
Question #9: If you could have any superpower, what would it be?
To bring back people from the dead, starting with Heath Ledger.
Question #10: What is usually your first thought when you wake up?
"Oh yes, (random smexy character or celebrity) I'd tap that."
Question #11: What do you usually think about right before falling asleep?
Did I read too much yaoi fanfiction again?
Question #12: What's your favorite color?
Red.
Question #13: What's your favorite animal?
Wolf
Question #14: Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?
Yes, there's even proof. There's a reason that Area 51 exists.
Question #15: Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes.
Question #16: Ever been addicted to a video/computer game? Which one(s)?
Halo, Halo, Halo. Master Chief is one badass mofo.
Question #17: You're given 1 million dollars, what do you spend it on?
Naked pictures of Matt Damon, and yaoi doujinshi/art
Question #18: Have any bad habits?
Yes. Plenty. Procrastination is probably my biggest one.
Question #19: Which bad habits, if any, drive you crazy?
Procrastination.
Question #20: List 3 of your best personality traits:
Perceptiveness, Hyper-ness, great fibber
Question #21: List 3 of your worst personality traits:
Short tempered, vengeful, violent
Question #22: Have any celebrity crushes?
Matt Damon. I'd tap that. Twice.
Question #23: List 1 thing you wish you could change about yourself:
My tangled hair.
Question #24: Any tattoos or piercings?
I only have a piercing in my ears.
Question #25: What's the first thing you notice in the opposite sex?
Their attractive features.
Question #26: What personality traits do you look for in a partner?
Wait, what?
Question #27: What personality traits do you dislike in other people?
Selfishness, greed, bitchiness.
Question #28: Do you see yourself getting married in the next 5 years?
Hells no
Question #29: Are you mostly a clean or messy person?
Messy
Question #30: If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?
In Slade Wilson's lair.
Question #31: If you could visit anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Japan.
Question #32: List 5 goals on your life's to-do list:
Hug my Joker poster, drool over my favorite evil villains, try to break out of my Writer's Block, download more yaoi, and b!tchslap Sasuke until he agrees to make out with Naruto.
Question #33: Name 1 regret you have:
Not being able to be a more outgoing person.
Question #34: Name 1 thing you miss about being a kid:
Nothing.
Question #35: Name 1 thing you love about being an adult:
Nothing.
Question #36: What's your favorite song of the moment?
I have two; 'Intervention' by Madonna, and 'When You're Evil' by Voltaire
Question #37: What's your favorite song of all time?
Probably 'Surrender' by Billy Talent. Maybe.
Question #38: What's your favorite thing to do on a Saturday night?
Read dirty fanfiction.
Question #39: What's your favorite thing to do on a Sunday afternoon?
Read dirty fanfiction.
Question #40: Have any hidden talents?
Hiding dirty fancition/yaoi art
Question #41: You're about to walk the green mile, what do you have as your last meal?
Joker? :D
Question #42: What would be your dream job?
Slade's apprentice
Question #43: Which would you rather have, 100 million dollars or true love?
True love. I can steal that 100 million anyday once I'm Slade's apprentice.
Question #44: If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?
Bring Heath Ledger back to life, bring all of my favorite villains back to life, to be an evil villain sidekick
Question #45: Ever wish you were born the opposite sex? If so, why?
Yes. So that I wouldn't be so discriminated by my gender. Pfft.
Question #46: Name 1 thing not many people know about you:
I totally have a girl-crush on Megan Fox and Michelle Rodriguez
Question #47: If you HAD to change your name, what would you change it to?
Vaughn
Question #48: Do you believe in the afterlife?
Only to a certain extent.
Question #49: On the topic of abortion, how do you feel about cookies?
I'm pro-cookie.
I've compiled a list of my favorite words, and now, I realize how creepy I am. Like I didn't know before. *rolls eyes*
Notice how the words, 'rainbow' and 'butterflies' aren't there at all? Obviously, my vocabulary is dark and angsty, save for the word 'beatific'.
And my least favorite word:
Why?
Because if you've read as much crappy fanfiction as I have, where the phrase 'glistening orbs' is violated on a near constant basis, you'd hate the word too.
And while I'm at it, here's a list of sayings I use both on the net and at home:
"Dude!"
"Seriously."
"That's so gay, and not in the good way either."
"I'd tap that."
At the end of a statement; "...like it's going out of style."
"That's so pimpin'."
In reply to something fairly obvious; "Ya think?"
"Ah... Joker." *dreamy sigh*
I must be the creepiest/not work-safe person to keep around. ;~;
