What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

Kurogane: Yeah. It's just a good thing that Sakura isn't up.

<Sakura wakes up and starts drinking>

Azzimalus: Watch. THIS is drinking. <downs 3 bottles straight> See? Not so hard. No one can best me.

Sakura: Wheeeeeee! Meow....

Fai: Meow meow meow meow...

Mokona: Uuuuh...

Kiyo: Hee hee hee!

Leo: Aaaaaah...

Ryûko: Mmmmm.... <thinks> I can’t have too much…

Yuko: Yummmmmm.....

Syaoran: <grabs empty bottle> Weird...Hein feels hollow...

Azzimalus: <to Kurogane> My point.

Kurogane: How do you do that?

Azzimalus: Along with external implants, I have some internal ones, like an alcohol neutralizer.

Kurogane: Cheater.

Azzimalus: Samurai.

Kurogane: Cyborg.

Azzimalus: Barbarian.

Kurogane: Coward.

Azzimalus: Primitive.

Kurogane: Useless.

Azzimalus: Weakling.

Kurogane: You did NOT just go there!

Azzimalus: I so did.

Kurogane: I'll show you who's a weakling! <grabs Sohi and starts to attack Azzimalus>

Tomoyo: <drunk> Yeah, go gettum, Kuro!

Kurogane: Alright. Let's get this over with.