What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

<Kurogane and Azzimalus laugh.>

Yuko, Fei-Wong: Uh...what just happened? <to Kiyo>

Tomoyo: Oh Mi God! Kurogane laughed humanly! It's the end of the world! <faints from shock>

Soma: Princess?! Are you okay?! <starts shaking Tomoyo>

Kiyo: <answering Yuko/Fei-Wong> I don't know. I honestly don't know.

Kurogane: You aren't too bad for a cyborg. It'd be great if I could challenge you again.

Azzimalus: You'd still not stand a chance against my guns.

Kurogane: We'll see.

Soma: Princess! <still shaking Tomoyo> Princess!

<Kurogane stands up>

Kurogane: I can move.

Azzimalus: <Takes from his belt what appears to be the hilt of a katana> Let's finish this.

Kurogane: <picks up sword> You need a blade to fight.

Azzimalus: <presses a button, Purple katana blade ripples out of hilt> Phantanium, FYI. Happy?

Kurogane: Bring it.

<fighting commences. Azzimalus is in a defensive mode dodging mostly and attacking rarely>

Kurogane: Why don't you parry or block?

Azzimalus: We both have to have swords for this to be fair.

Kurogane: Huh?

Azzimalus: <lashes out. Kurogane blocks. Azzimalus’ sword cuts clean through Kurogane’s> Energized Phantanium cuts through anything.

Kurogane: Well, it wasn't Ginryu, thankfully.

Azzimalus: A sword, right?

Kurogane: The witch took it.

Azzimalus: That ain't right.

Kurogane: I know, but it helped my wish come true.

Azzimalus: Ah. Speakin' of wishes, how the hell am I supposed to get back to my home?

Yuko: I can help.