What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

Azzimalus: <motions Kurogane to 'bring it'> Do you seriously think that you can beat me?

Kurogane: Not think, know. HAMA-RYU-O-JIN! <swings sword down>

Azzimalus: <dodges and lands on couch> So wait, you're a Ninja/Samurai/Wizard now?

Kurogane: I'm just a NINJA! CHI-RYU JIN-EN-BU!!

Azzimalus: Well, this is going to be interesting.

Kurogane: Why aren't you attacking?

Azzimalus: Quite honestly, I just don't feel like it.

Kurogane: WHAT?! You dirty little <censored>...

Ryûko: Both of you! Shut up!

Kurogane: Why aren't you drunk?

Ryûko: I don’t drink a lot. And I haven't drunk enough to make me even the slightest bit tipsy.

Azzimalus: This kid's smart. <to Kurogane> Unlike you.

Kurogane: WHY YOU!-

Ryûko: SHUT UP!

<Azzimalus pulls laser rifle of his back, adjusts a setting, and shoots Kurogane>

Azzimalus: Much better.

Tomoyo: <suddenly sober> WHY?

Azzimalus: He talks too much.

Soma: You KILLED him?

Azzimalus: No. Electron bolts are no lethal.

Soma and Tomoyo: What?

Azzimalus: The yellow bolt is called an electron bolt. It stuns the target.

Tomoyo: Then why were the bolts you shot at Leo red and blue?

Azzimalus: *sigh* <impatiently> Red is proton, they explode, very destructive and deadly. Neutron bolts are blue, they are lethal.

Tomoyo: Oh.

Kurogane: What...happened...?

Azzimalus: I won.