What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

Tomoyo: <grabs gun and aims> It's on the yellow one. Now, do I shoot?

Yuko: Yes! And hurry, before they kill each other!

<Tomoyo aims and shoots Kurogane and Azzimalus on the back of the neck>

Kurogane: What the <censored> did you do this time?!

Azzimalus: What are you talking about?! I'm stunned, too!

Kurogane: Then, who did it?

Tomoyo: I did. Now, both of you, unless you want to die, I suggest you shut up.

Kurogane and Azzimalus: Yes, ma'am.

<enter: ODST>

ODST: I heard guns, laser guns. <pulls out assault rifle> Go to hell, aliens!

Tomoyo: <Drops gun> We aren't aliens.

ODST: Alright, girlie, then who was fighting?

Tomoyo: <indicates Azzimalus and Kurogane> Them.

ODST: Stunned?

Tomoyo: Yes.

ODST: I can fix that. <Hits a few of Azzimalus’ pressure points, Azzimalus gets up>

Azzimalus: Thanks.

Kurogane: Forgetting someone?

ODST: I ain't fixn' a guy who killed my friends!

Kurogane: If I could move, you'd be dead.

ODST: But you can't so I'll be going now.

<exit: ODST>

<Azzimalus Picks up the gun he was using, puts it on his back. Picks up the other one, twists it with his bare (metal) hands until it is shooting sparks and a smoking hunk of useless metal. He tosses it over to the escape pod>

Azzimalus: There. I solved the problem.

Kurogane: Wow, I gotta admit, cyborgs are strong.

Azzimalus: Hey, samurai aren’t too weak, either.