What happens when you add Tsubasa, xxxHolic, Ouran High School Host Club and a few original stories?

Mokona: That was cool! (hic) Again! Again! (hic) Meow meow meow me-(hic) Zzzzzzzzzz...

<Sakura, Syaoran, Fai, Mokona, Kiyo, and Leo fall asleep.>

Yuko: <sober now> That was fun.

Fei Wong: Fools...

Ryûko: I agree with the chin guy.

Tomoyo: You could call him that.

Soma: Indeed.

<Enter: ODST>

ODST: <censored>... I'm goin' in circles! Holy <censored>!...What happened here?

Azzimalus: Don't ask.

Kurogane: <Weakly> Unnnnnn...

Kurogane: What...happened...I'm paralyzed!? <finds he can't move>

Azzimalus: You ninjas are no match for guns.

Kurogane: Hey! You! Fix this!

Azzimalus: 'N if I don't want to?

Soma: <pulls out weapons> Fix this.

Azzimalus: <totally blunt> I don't know how.

Everyone: WHAT?!

ODST: I'm going crazy. Laters.

<exit: ODST>

Fei-Wong: Azzimalus, fix Kurogane, else my plan will be RUINED!

Azzimalus: Fine. Here. <shoots Kurogane again> That should do it. <Kurogane immediately nearly slices Azzimalus' other arm off> <Azzimalus dodges> That could've hurt.

Kurogane: Oh, it's gonna hurt. <continues attacking>

Azzimalus: Here we go again.

Tomoyo: Yuko, is there some way to stop those two?

Yuko: Yes. Stun them both. Azzimalus had another gun, correct?

Tomoyo: Yes.

Yuko: Get it and stun them both!