1960 Film The LSOH Parody (Finished!)

[Next Morning, Ara was heading to the Flower Shop still a little shook up from last night.]

Shadow: (Voice over narration) But Arachnea didn't go to the police. If he had, it would have been the end of the story. It was not.

[Ara sees a large crowd of people outside the Flower shop. He enters the shop and sees the plant is 5 times its size. Early when the sun rose, the plant transformed back into its Butterwort form. Lots of customers were in the shop buying lots of flowers.]

Jess: Good morning Sir. We've hardly opened and we've made $85!

Naara: I told you you'd get a lot of customers if Taro nursed up that plant.

[Then Ria and Pan the ghost girls came in.]

Ria: We've talked to the committee and they said we can use this plant Jessy Jr in the parade!

Pan: Can you imagine it?

Ara: (Shaky) Yeah. I imagine it.

Ria: Won't the people just eat it up?

Ara: (Shaky) Eat up the people. ._.'

Pan: And we'll have the big part of it open so she can sit in it!

Ara: Who?

Ria: The Queen of Skid Row. With her big puffy dress. She'll look so cute.

Pan: You could just eat her up!

Ara: (Shaky) Eat up the Queen. Oh dear. O_o'

Ria: Look there's Taro!

[Taro came in looking glum. His tooth was killing him.]

Taro: Don't bother me... I got a toothache.

Ara: You! D:< *Grabs Taro by his arm* Come with me!

Taro: Ow! Careful my toothache! >.<

[Ara pulled Taro into the backroom.]

Ara: Alright Chikumo, talk!

Taro: I gotta toothache. What do you want to talk about?

Ara: That plant is a nice subject to talk about!

Taro: Jessy Jr? Yeah it's a great plant. It's 5 times bigger than it was yesterday.

Ara: I can see that. But why is it now so big?

Taro: I don't know. But look at all those people out there. Only been open for 5 minutes and we've made over $70.

Ara: $85. Now Taro, you gave this Jessy Jr a classy name but what do just people call it?

Taro: Well it's a cross between a Butterwort and a Venus Flytrap.

Ara: Venus Flytrap! And what are the habits of this Venus Flytrap?

Taro: Well the book say it eats insects. Eats them 3 times in its life and then it's full grown.

Ara: Excellent. And how many times does this one eat?

Taro: Probably more than that.

Ara: You don't remember?

Taro: Well this is a very unusual kind of Flytrap.

Ara: That is a possiblity.

Taro: It may never eat again. And I don't see how it can get any bigger.

Ara: Then you think it doesn't need any more flies?

Taro: Yeah. My tooth is really killing me.

Ara: Okay. Run along to the dentist. I'll take care of things here.

Taro: Thank you sir.

[Taro headed off to the Dentist. Jess came in.]

Jess: Sir. We're gonna need a lot more flowers to satisfy these people.

Ara: Wow. We're making lots of money.

[Taro walked down the street to the Dentist office. Unfortunately, the Dentist was Trix, the sadistic and blood thristy daughter of Audrey 2. When Taro got into the waiting room, he heard a yelling of pain.]

Taro: Sounds like Trix is pulling someone's teeth out again.

Chicago: (In pain) No! Please! STOP! YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE EVIL PLAYING CARDS!

Trix: That'll teach you to neglect your teeth!

Chicago: (Runs out crying)

Trix: Go ahead and run you coward! I'm glad I hurt you! I'm glad. Chikumo! So bad tooth huh?

Taro, I thought this was the bathroom… o_o'

[Trix grabbed Taro and threw him in her dentist room.]

Trix: So you're the deadbeat that ruined my Gladiolas huh? Sit down!

Taro: Guess what?

Trix/Taro: My tooth stopped hurting.

Trix: That's what they all say. *rolls her eyes*

[Trix pulled out the little mirror thing.]

Taro: Now open up.

[Taro opened his mouth and Trix put the mirror it in.]

Taro: Ow!

Trix: Does that hurt?

Taro: Yeah!

Trix: Good. You haven't felt anything yet.

Taro: (With mouth open) It's this tooth here!

Trix: Chikumo, who's the dentist here? You or me? I'll find that tooth. *Continues search through the mouth* Look at that stalagmite. Don't worry it'll be an easy fix. I won't even use Laughing gas.

Taro: Ow! You broke the mirror in my mouth!

Trix: Don't tell me about it, stupid. Just swallow it.

[Taro spits mirror pieces out into trash and then swallows some while Trix gets the tooth pullers.]

Trix: Now, I'll have that tooth, and that one, and that one, (more psychotic) and I must have that one…

Taro: It's only one tooth!

Trix: Chikumo, who's the dentist here? You or me? Are you practicing dentistry without a license? *Waves her finger silly*. Okay then.

[Trix then pulls at the tooth Taro was complaining about and from it came a big tire.]

Trix: Man Chikumo. What do you eat? But I am going to still coat that tooth with crap. You see, I can't afford an assistant. So I get this ready instant mix. Doesn't last very long. But very tasty. Yum. All right Chikumo, open wide…

[Taro grabbed the dentist drill]

Taro: Stay away from me with that thing! You're trying to kill me!

Trix: A duel huh? Watch yourself! >:D

[Taro and Trix fought with the dentistry tools like a sword fight. Then there was trouble. Taro stabbed Trix with the drill by accident. Trix fell to the floor and died. Just then, a silly guy with blonde hair came into the waiting room with a big goofy grin on his face giggling like an idiot.]

Soxer: Hello? Is this my big sister's office?

Taro: Uh, just a minute!

[Taro tried to hide Trix's body while Soxer was reading a math book.]

Soxer: (Laughing like an idiot) Garfield is such a funny kitty! This is a great comic book!

Taro: *who was transformed into Trix to disguise himself* Come in.

Soxer: Oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy!

[Soxer entered the room.]

Soxer: Hi sis! You remember me? My name is Soxer. Sounds like soccer.

Taro: Soxer what?

Soxer: Just Soxer. I traded my last name for a Klondike Bar. (Recites that silly Klondike Bar jingle.)

Taro: You have an appointment?

Soxer: Nope. But one of your patients recommended you to me.

Taro: Okay then. Sorry but I've got a patient right now and I'm booked for the rest of the day. You'll have to come back tomorrow.

Soxer: I can't do that! I got lots and lots and billions of cavities! (Opens his mouth, which stinks like sweat socks and old cheese.)

Taro: P.U. man! Well, I'm busy.

Soxer: Okay! I'll just wait out here then!

[Soxer went back to the waiting room. He picked up the math book and drew scribbles on it thinking it was a coloring book.]

Soxer: (Laughs like an idiot) It's a doggy! :D *Shows a scribble drawing of a giant bird*

Taro: Uh, my patient left now. Your turn.

Soxer: YAY! Wait a minute. I didn't see him leave.

Taro: Uh, he flew on a magical Lasagna to Pizza land. :D

Soxer: Okay! ^^

[Soxer followed Taro to the office.]

Soxer: You know, not lots of peoples like the dentist. But I think it's fun. They have the big spinny chairs! And I likes the teeth holes and pulls. No laughing gas okay? Dulls ma taste buds.

Taro: Okay. (Picks up dentist drill.) This is gonna hurt you more than it'll hurt me.

Soxer: Oh goodie goodie!

[Soxer opened his mouth and Taro started drilling. Every time the drill touched one of his teeth, Soxer laughed like a hyena.]

Soxer: Don't stop now!

Taro: Uh, I made a lot of holes. Now I gotta fill them up with this silver crap.

Soxer: Aren't you gonna pull some? Please? :3

Taro: Well, it's your mouth.

[Taro got the tooth puller and started yanking at Soxer's tooth. Soon he was done. Soxer looked Goofier than ever.]

Soxer: Thank you, my darling sister. I'm gonna tell all my friends about you.

Taro: Well, bye.

Soxer: Bye bye!

[That night, Taro took Trix's body to the flower shop. Jessy Jr had just opened up.]

Jessy Jr: *deeper voice* Feed Me! Food!

Taro: Calm down Dracula. What do you think I'm carrying, my laundry? T_T

[Taro went to get a ladder.]

Jessy Jr: Food!

Taro: I'm coming!

[Taro propped the ladder next to Jessy Jr.]

Taro: This should be enough for anybody.

Jessy Jr: Yum, FOOD!

[Taro fed Trix to the plant.]

Taro: Well bye Trix. You were a crappy dentist, but you were a nice girl to hang around. I've never meant to kill anyone in my life but I killed 2 people in 2 days...

Jessy Jr: *with mouth full* Correction, 7 people...

Taro: Alright, we get the picture. >>' All I'm saying, I never meant to kill you Trix. Well you asked for it coming at me with that knife and stuff. *sees Jessy Jr. finished eating* Want any else, Jr?

Jessy Jr: *Burps* Excuse me...

Taro: Okay then. See you in the morning.

Jessy Jr: Wait!

Taro: Yes?

Jessy Jr: I want dessert! :3

Taro: Okay... How about trying something new? *goes to the backroom, opens the fridge and takes out a pie*

Jessy Jr: Hmmmmmm...

Taro: It's called a pie. Here *pokes his finger and drips blood on the pie* I put some blood on it so you can eat it better. *puts pie in Jr's mouth*

[Jessy Jr chews on the pie]

Taro: I hope you like it... Good night.

[And Taro left.]