1960 Film The LSOH Parody (Finished!)

[That night Taro and Jess arrived at Taros' house. His friend was out of bed and in the kitchen.]

Taro: Feeling better Vinnie?

Vinnie: Sure am. Now I don't have to go to the bathroom in my own pants.

Taro: Dude! Not in front of my date!

Vinnie: Oh. Sorry about that. You must be Jessica.

Jess: Yep. That's me!^^

Taro: Jessy, this is my friend,Vinnie.

Vinnie: Want something to drink?

Jess: Sure.

Vinnie: I'll be right back.

[So they all had cola. Back at the shop (errrr... the area where the shop has been destroyed accidently by Jr's growing), Arachnea came in with his overnight things, pajamas, and sleepingbag. He stared hard at Jessy Jr.]

Ara: I'm watching you plant. You're not eating anyone tonight.

Jessy Jr: *growls in anger softly*

[Back at the house, Vinnie had prepared some soup.]

Jess: What soup is this?

Vinnie: Sticky-Note drop soup.

Jess: O_o' What?

Vinnie: I meant .... Ramen! ^^'

Jess: Great! :D

Taro: Told you he was a good cook. *sighs*

[Back at the shop, Arachnea had fallen asleep on the dirt within Jr's giant pot. Just as the sun set, the plant opened up and began calling for food.]

Jessy Jr: Feed me.

[Ara woke up. He looked around.]

Ara: Who's there?

Jessy Jr: Feed me!

Ara: I did not just hear that plant talk.

Jessy Jr: FEED ME!

Ara: All right already! I heard you the first time! All right you gluttonous plant, who do you want to eat tonight!?

Jessy Jr: *looks at Ara* You look fat enough.

Ara: HEY! This isn't fat! It's solid muscle! >.<' You're not getting any people to eat while I'm around!

Jessy Jr: *threatens Ara* You'll get yours soon.

[Just as the plant had closed its trap, Ara heard a noise from the alley. A robber had ran up to the pot with a gun.]

Robber: *looks up at Ara* Alright, hand over all the money!

Ara: Uh, what money?

Robber: Don't play dumb with me! I've been watching all those people come outside here for the past few days and they must have spent more than $100 in here. And I want it!

[Ara had to think. He couldn't let the robber have his money. But he couldn't die. Then he had an idea.]

Ara: It's inside the plant. The Jessy Jr. *points up to Jr*

Robber: *looks up at Jr* Pretty clever stashing it in there. But it's mine now. Uh, how's it work?

Ara: Just knock and it'll open. *gives the robber a huge ladder* Here, use this to climb up...

Robber: Gee, thanks!^^ *uses ladder to climb up near Jr's mouth*

[The Robber knocked and just like Ara said, the plant opened. The Robber looked inside. Suddenly the plant snapped shut and swallowed the robber whole.]

Ara: Oh man, what have I done? Happy now?

Jessy Jr: *Burps up the Robber's gun*

Ara: Well at least one of us is happy. *looks at his watch* Whoa, it's midnight already! What a beautiful moon *looks at the full moon outside*

[Like every Midnight, Jr. glows very brightly and transforms into its anthro avocado form. It then grabbed Ara and pulled him towards its pod]

Jessy Jr: *deep baritone voice* FEED ME, CHIKUMO, FEED ME NOW!

Ara: O_o' First the musical adaptation and now this!? Okay, I'll get anything you want... Just don't eat me!

Jessy Jr: .... deal.

[Ara calls up his ex-boyfriends and feeds them to Jessy Jr.]

Ara: You know. I like this. We should do this again some time >:)

Jessy Jr: Yup^^ *munches happily and swallows, then looks at Ara hungerily* MMMMMmmmm... *shows its huge, blood-stained fangs* It's Suppertime!

Ara: Uh oh ._.' *tries to run away* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Jessy Jr: Come back here, you delicious he-she! >.< *grabs Ara*

[Both enemies threw punches, kicks, and beatings at each other. Swallowing, gagging, and screaming is heard through out the night. The plant cackles maniaclly as the white, pristine moon begins to have bloodstains on it]