1960 Film The LSOH Parody (Finished!)

[Far from the Flower Shop, there was a big building. It was Inspector Shadow's office of figuring out Homicide. Jess's anthro WereHog (Part Werewolf/Part Hedgehog) form knocked on the door and entered.]

Shadow: Hello Jay.

Jay: Hi Shadow.

Shadow: How are the battles with those bad guys and deer?

Jay: They're all right.

Shadow: Any new cases?

Jay: Yeah. Couple days ago the Red Queen from WonderLand complained and whined that her faithful servant, Bongo the Crane, was gone.

Shadow: He's always thinking about suicide, but he never does it in the end.

Jay: Yeah but this time he never showed back up alive.

Shadow: Where was he last seen?

Jay: 2 nights ago in the rail yards watching the refrigerator cars.

Shadow: Why?

Jay: To steal free colas for himself.

Shadow: Any clues of his disappearance?

Jay: Yes. There was blood on the tracks.

Shadow: Hmm. Interesting. Any more?

Jay: Yeah. Yesterday, Trix the Dentist disappeared.

Shadow: Any clues?

Jay: We found blood on the dentist drill and in the office.

Shadow: What place?

Jay: Skid Row. Should we head down there?

Shadow: That's what we're paid for. Let's go.

[Shadow and Jay got in the police car and drove off.]

Shadow: (Voice over narration) We were off on the case. Sergeant Jay (Jess) the WereHog and me, Inspector Shadow Jess.

[Next morning, Arachnea had arrived at the Flower Shop. When he got in, he gasped. The Jessy Jr plant was even bigger than before. By bigger, it was now 50 feet tall! They couldn't afford to buy a new store, so the plant BECAME the shop. Soon Taro, Jess and Naara arrived. Arachnea tried to tell all three of them about the plant, but they ignored him]

Taro: Morning Sir. Wow! Look at that! *pretending to be surprised for Jess*

Jess: Whoa. It's Amazing!

Taro: Yeah. *looks away in shame*

Jess: And to think you did it Taro-kun.

[Jess grabbed Taro and kissed him. Taro blushed.]

Taro: Gee Jessy, you don't have to kiss me.

Jess: Why?

Taro: No other girl wanted to.

Jess: But I do.

Taro: Really?

Jess: Yeah.

[She then kissed him again.]

Naara: *Laughs* Taro, you sly dog.

Taro: Wanna go out with me, if you want?

Jess: Sure.

Taro: Cool.

Ara: Did I just become invisible? What's up with that plant?!

[Just then Ria and Pan came in.]

Ria: We got the list of flowers for the float.

Pan: For the rose parade.

Ara: Can't talk right now. Talk to Jess.

Both Girls: Okay!

Naara: You did a great job on this plant man.

Taro: Thanks Naara.

[Naara then pulled a flower off Taro's shirt and ate it. Just then, Eren came in.]

Taro: Morning Grandmother

Eren: *Depressed* My poor cousin's cat got ran over yesterday.

Taro: Oh dear. Want some flowers?

Eren: Well, maybe 50 cents worth.

Taro: Okay. Look at my plant.

Eren: Wow. That's big.

[Just then the police car pulled up. Shadow and Jay got out and went in the shop.]

Shadow: Are you Arachnea Chikumo?

Ara: Yeah.

Jay: We just want to ask you a few questions.

Ara: (Jumpy) I didn't do it!

Shadow: Do what?

Ara: Whatever it is you're going to say.

Jay: I like to eat deer.

Taro: Me too! :D

Ara: Maybe not that. >>'

Shadow: (Shows Ara a picture of Trix.) See this girl?

Ara: Yeah that's Trix the Dentist. Did she do something?

Jay: Disappeared.

Shadow: Blood in her office.

Jay: Another guy missing too. Blood on the railroad tracks.

Ara: Trix was murdered?

Shadow: Is she?

Ara: Who knows? Not me.

Shadow: What do you think Jay?

Jay: He doesn't know anything.

Shadow: Well if you find out anything about these people, call us.

Jay: Hello Eren.

Eren: Hi Jay. Isn't it sad of what happened to Mittens?

Jay: Yeah. Poor Kitty. *does puppy sounds*

[Ara pulled Taro into the backroom.]

Ara: Alright Chikumo, tell me if that plant is finished growing up.

Taro: It's finished growing up.

Ara: You wouldn't lie to your boss would you?

Taro: *lies* No.

Ara: Look, I can't stand anymore of that plant. It's growing me out of house and home. Not to mention we don't have a building BIG enough for it!

Taro: Well it won't grow no more. I promise.

Ara: How can you be so sure?

Taro: It ate 3 times already and its now 50 feet tall. It's full.

Ara: Who… I mean what did it eat this time?

Taro: Uh, um. Well, it ate a hundred Japanese Beetles and a Twinkie.

Gordon: A Twinkie?

Taro: *looks nervous* No my mistake. I ate the Twinkie and the plant ate the beetles.

Ara: So it doesn't need any more flies then.

Taro: Yeah it's full.... *to himself* I think...

[Jess came in looking excited.]

Jess: The Queen of Skid Row is here!

Ara: Excellent. Now Taro you have a date tonight with Jess, correct?

Taro: Yeah.

Ara: Good. Cause I'm staying here tonight to keep an eye on that plant.

Taro: Thanks sir. Where should we go tonight Jess?

Jess: I don't know.

Taro: How about my house? My friend's foot is better and he's a good cook.

Jess: Okay.

Taro: Cool. I call him later and tell him.

[They went back to see the Queen of Skid Row arrive. Poor Taro couldn't help but be smitten with her beauty. Her dress was very huge and blue. And she had a pretty face. She walked into the shop after a little difficulties fitting through the door with her puffiness. She marveled at Jessy Jr.]

QOSR: Remarkable. Why it's bigger than my dress. Who grew this amazing plant?

Taro: I did! :D

QOSR: Oh. And what is your name?

Taro: (Stuttering while blushing) Taro Chikumo your majesty.

[Jess couldn't help but be jealous. The Queen just smiled sweetly.]

QOSR: Tell me Taro. Can any more of these plants be grown?

Taro: Not really.

Ara: (Thinking) Thank goodness.

Taro: Wait, I know 7 other plants like it, but I don't know where they are...

Ara: *slaps forehead* I'm doomed!

QOSR: Oh. Well we of the committee are going to hand out a trophy to whoever has the most magnificent plant we look at. And that winner also gets a kiss from me. And my husband doesn't mind me kissing other boys.

[Then she noticed some red buds on the plant.]

QOSR: Uh Taro, when will those buds open?

Taro: Well, the book says they'll open on the 4th sunset after they form. They formed yesterday so they'll open in two days after today.

QOSR: Excellent. That's the day we see the winner. See you then. *Blows Taro a kiss*

[Then she turned to leave but her puffy dress knocked over a nearby table. This caused the Queen's dress to grow puffier.]

QOSR: *Blushes* Sorry. This dress keeps getting bigger when I do that.

[And she left after a struggle to get through the door.]

Taro: A trophy. I'm gonna get a trophy!

[Taro and the others were very excited. But Ara just wanted the humongous plant to go away.]