Untold Naruto Fairy Tales INC. Presents
A Jessica and Friends Parody
of
The Little Shop of Horrors (1960 Version)
Starring
Taro Chikumo as Seymour Krelboyne
Arachnea Chikumo as Mr. Mushnik
Jessica of the Sand as Audrey Fulquard/Voice of Jessy Jr.
Jessy Jr. (My new OC) as Himself
Eren Chikumo as Mrs. Shiva
Soxer the FlyTrap as Wilbur Force
Shadow as The Detective
Trix the FlyTrap as Dr. Farb the Dentist
And featuring a bunch of other OC's.
*Our story begins in a shady looking town. *
Shadow: (Voice over narration) My name is Inspector Shadow. Officer of the 24-hour homicide patrol. And this is my workshop. The part of town everybody knows and sometimes doesn't want to go to. Skid Row, Japan. The most terrifying moment in the period of my working all began in a little rundown flower shop named Chikumo's Flowers.
[A woman enters the shop. In the shop was a cute young girl with purple hair, a red shirt, diamond blue eyes and a heart necklace choker. Her name is Jessica of the Sand, but most guys call her Jess. Also there was the manager of the shop, Arachnea.]
Ara: Ah, good morning Mother. How's life?
Eren: *Depressed* Terrible Arachnea.
Ara: Why, what's the matter?
Eren: My poor cousin's daughter was killed in a car wreck!
Ara: Oh dear. That's so sad. Now you'll probably want as usual some flowers for the funeral.
Taro: *Singing in the backroom* I've been workin' on the railroad...
All the live-long day!
Eren: I thought that possibly that since I give you all my funeral business, maybe you can give me some roses for free?
Ara: FREE? Sorry Mother, But Look around will you? I have this dumb flower store with very low popularity! I can't even afford water for the flowers!
Me: *Singing in the backroom*. I've been working on the railroad
Just to pass the time each-
Ara: (Shouting) SHUT UP BACK THERE! (Normal talking) Sorry about that, Mother. That Taro back there…
Eren: Oh he's a nice boy.
Jess: Why don't you let him sing sir?
Ara: Singing is for wimps. And yes I am saying that to cover up thet fact that I like singing.
*The door opens and a dark Blue shirted man comes in.*
Ara: Oh boy! A new customer!
*Then the phone rang.*
Ara: I'll get it. *Picks up phone* Chikumo's Flowers. Arachnea speaking. Oh Trix. How can I help you today?
[On the other side of the phone was Trix in human form, the town's dentist, working on her brother, Squadd.]
Trix: Listen Ara-kun, I haven't got much time. Send over 2 Gladiolas and 1 Fern.
Ara: Excellent. 2 dozen Gladiolas and 1 dozen Ferns.
Trix: No no no, you stupid human. I said 2 Gladiolas and 1 Fern. *Drills on Squadd who yells in pain*
Ara: Want them all in one pot?
Trix: No. Wrap them. I need them for my waiting room.
Squadd: *Mumbles gibberish*.
Trix: What?
Squadd: My filling came out.
Trix: Oh good. Then I'll drill bigger hole.
Ara: You want 2 crappy Gladiolas and 1 crappy Fern? What kind of decoration is that?
Trix: That's my flower budget of the week, Arachnea. Who else can be a dentist on Skid Row?
Ara: Fine, excellent. I'll send Taro right away. Who am I to argue with science?
Trix: Make it snappy. *Hangs up phone* Now you are going to get it, my brother. Oh ho ho ho ho. You are going to get it. Lookie Lookie. *Makes some weird hand puppets and drills when Squadd is looking at it*
Squadd: (Yells in pain).
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Ara: (Calling to the backroom) Taro Chikumo! Now Mother, about those funeral flowers…
[Taro comes out and trips over a bucket. He knocks into Ara and falls down and ends up with the bucket on his head.]
Taro: You called for me Sir?
Ara: *Sarcastically* No I was calling my girlfriend, Jane. Of course I was calling for you!
Taro: Sorry Sir.
Ara: Now Taro. You take 2 Gladiolas, cut them to length, then you take 1 Fern and cut it to length too, then you wrap them up and take them to Trix's office.
Taro: Yes sir!
Ara: Now, can I help you, new costumer?
Naara: Yeah, I'm Naara.
Ara: Excellent. I'm Arachnea.
Eren: What about my roses?
Jess: I'll get them for you.
Taro: Okay, time to cut the Gladiolas. *Cuts one sloppy and the other one sloppier yet*
Ara: So what kind of flowers would you like, Mr. Uzumaki?
Naara: How about a couple dozen Carnations?
Ara: Stupid Carnations! That's so far the only flower I've been able to sell!
[Ara goes to get them and sees Taro foolishly cutting the Gladiolas.]
Ara: Look at that Chikumo…
Naara: My flowers please.
Ara: Oh, here are your Carnations. Want me to wrap them for you?
Naara: No thanks. I'll eat them here.
*Ara looked surprised. Everyone stops what they're doing and stares at Naara as if he was crazy*
Ara: Eat the flowers here? Okay then.
Naara: Thanks. *Eats the top of one of the flowers*
Ara: They taste good.
Naara: *rolls eyes* Well I've had better.
Jess: Well this is quite a shock.
Naara: Not really. I've heard that it's quite healthy to eat some plants.
Eren: He's eating flowers!
Naara: Hey. Don't knock it till you've tried it.
Taro: *Shows Ara the remaining stubs of the 2 Gladiolas he cut* Look what happened Sir.
Ara: This is what I was trying to tell you before. Look on him everybody! Look at the quality of his work! I ask you. When I fire him, where is he going to get such another good job?
Taro: Do you mean I'm fired?
Ara: *Sarcasticall* No I'm making you President of the United States. YES! You're fired!
Jess: Ara-kun, you can't do that!
Ara: Oh yeah?
Taro: I didn't mean it.
Ara: You didn't mean it. You didn't mean it when you took the flowers with the get-well card to the funeral parlor! Or when you took the black lilies to the sick little girl in the hospital! But this time, I, Arachnea Chikumo, MEAN IT!
Naara: He means it man.
Taro: Come on Sir. Don't I always try to do what's right? And I'm crazy about flowers. I like them as much as Jessy.
Ara: Excellent, you're fired.
Jess: Why don't you give him a chance to reform himself?
Ara: I'll give him a chance to quit.
Taro: I'm not quitting.
Ara: You've got guts, you're fired.
Taro: Come on Sir, that's not fair. You know what I'm doing? I'm working on a special surprise plant just for you. I'm growing a plant like you've never seen before.
Ara: Excellent. I can't even sell the plants in my shop! Out you!
Naara: Now wait just a minute! This guy's got a new kind of plant you should look at.
Ara: I don't look on flowers, Naara. I've had ancestors in the flower business for years. I don't even like flowers! And yes I'm saying that to cover up the fact that I like flowers.
Naara: You don't understand what I mean. I've visited flower shops all over the world. And I've noticed that some of them have really weird plants and flowers there.
Jess: See?
Taro: See?
Eren: See?
Ara: What is this, a tango? Okay Naara, explain more.
Naara: Well, I went to one place. The guy had a huge wall of poison ivy. Everyone came far and wide to see it.
Ara: Did the guy get rich?
Naara: Nope. He itched himself to death when he got too close to it.
Ara: Alright Taro, you go home and bring that plant here and if Naara counts it as strange and interesting, you can stay. If not, you're out of here!
Taro: Don't worry Sir. You'll like it. You'll see. *Trips on bucket on the way out*
[Taro goes walking down the street to his house. He goes into the kitchen and collects his plant, which looks very sickly.]
Vinnie: *In another room* Taro, is that you?
Taro: Yeah Vinnie. It's me.
[Taro goes to his friend's room, who he let him stay for the month. Vinnie is in human form and is seen with a stubbed toe.]
Taro: Hi Vinnie.
Vinnie: Hey Taro. How's it going?
Taro: Good so far.
Vinnie: This darn toe. I want to be able to walk.
Taro: Now, Vinnie. The doctor said not for another couple days. Anyway I gotta show Ara my plant.
Vinnie: You mean my young brother- I mean... that weed in the kitchen?
Taro: Yeah. If Ara doesn't like it, I'll lose my job. But it looks worse than it did this morning when I went to work. What am I going to do with it?
Vinnie: Well if I were you, I'd chuck it into the trash or give it to my dad. He'd know what to do with my sick brother.
Taro: Well, gotta go. Bye Vinnie.
Vinnie: Good luck, Taro.
[Taro walks out door and heads to the shop…]
