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Xion Rant #2

The more I hear/see Xion the more I hate her! Okay, my ships get shot down pretty hard, and as you heard last post they're rather odd. So when my KH ship is like, the 2nd or 3rd most popular I get all the fanart/fanfics/gay lines I can get my hands on. Now Xion is up in my ships whoring it up! If you don't know, RoxasxAxel is my main ship, I'm flying my colors! I'm not ashamed. Namine's cute I can handle her, but now Xion's getting her hussy on! Back off, I like/tolerate the original trio! I don't want a lopsided foursome/fivesome cause she's dragging Ri-Ri into the mix as well. Boo! I say boo! Seriously, she's sneaking into their BFF time, stop! Oh god please stop!

I can't take another Zutara! -sob-

So, here's what I'm hoping. They keep the friend on. Xion = pure friend. No mushy gay lines about hearts and crap. Also, I'm praying she's not part of Kairi. The girl is split three ways? So not good. Like, she need some chicken soup for her existence. Wouldn't that make you like, uber crazy? Yes? I dunno. Next thing we know Sora will have another part flouncing around too!

I suppose though, if I had as much power Nomura does I'd enjoy screwing around with the fangirl's heads just as much.

LEAVE MY SHIPS ALONE, SQUARE-ENIX! LEAVE THEM ALONE! ITS JUST A SHIP! I LOVE THEM, AND THEY'RE IMPORTANT TO ME! I LOVE THEM! I'M GOING THROUGH A TOUGH TIME! THOSE FANFICS DIDN'T PUT THEMSELVES UP! PEOPLE HAD TO WORK HARD AND THINK (well not all of them)! HAVE YOU DONE THAT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN DO THAT! YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE AWAY MY SHIPS! YOU HAVEN'T SPENT A MILE WALKING IN MY SHOOES! SCREW YOU SQUARE-ENIX! THEY'RE HAVING A REALLY HARD TIME! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH! IF YOU WANNA SNEAK XION IN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME! AND I'M TOUGH TO GO THROUGH, BECAUSE I'M SOLID! LEAVE THEM ALONE! DID I MENTION ZUTARA?! LEAVE THEM ALOOOOOOOOOONE! -adjusts eyeliner- DAAAAAAAAAAAH! -cries-

(Sorry for my painful Chris Crocker impersonation...)

Re:COM Rant #2

Re:Chain of Memories Website is now up and running.
Check it out HERE
The site is pretty whimsical, and it has character profiles and wallpapers among other goodies
Also, pre-reg is open up on Amazon and other sites
Its only $30 and for the PS2, so you won't have to blow your hard earned cash

Red Queen's Game Rant

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I love when I'm psyched for something I'm writing. Just some of the clothing Roxas wears in my new fic 'Red Queen's Game'. Yeah, I did the dolling myself, and I will never attempt Square-enix hair again! 1- Chapter 1, Roxas returns home from Agrabah. 2- Chapter 2, Roxas realizes that he's out grown some of his clothes... 3- Patroling time (attempted hint at Org XIII coat/hoodie).

Red Queen's Game...um its BUFFYALICEINWONDERLANDCRAZYPSYCHOINCESTAXELBEATINGMAN
LOVINGJURASSICPARKPERHAPSMAYBECRACKLANDFULLO
FACTIONANGSTANDPSYCHOLOGYCRAZYKAIRINAMINEJUNKTHERES
SOMETHINGUPWITHTHEIRDADWHOMAYORMAYNOTBEDEAD and overall I just love it! Oh plot -pets it- so long since I wrote anything with plot -shakes fist at 'Worth It'- Ummm...you can read the draft of chapter one over at Love Potion XIII, and the bases belongs to LINKAGE.

Jumping on the Bandwagon

Yes, I too have a Male Harem! Though I believe I might've left some of them out... Oh well! These are the important guys. InuYasha - My...

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Halloween/Apollo Justice Rant

So my Halloween was a bit of a bust. Mostly just sleeped, got in costume, wandered around. Ate something funky then chilled in room watching Goosebumps. I go to SIU, which is known for our Halloween bash. Campus pretty much closes down, as does the town. About six years ago people tipped a car, so we we're going to go out tonight...but. Yeah, we were a bit freaked by all the horror stories.

In other news I finally finished Apollo Justice! Whatta blast. The Ace Attorney games are probably my second favorite game series of all time, right behind KH. No seriously, I suddenly had the urge to read Apollo Justice fanfics... SCARY I KNOW!

All in all, I still pretty much hate Klaiver. WHY DOES HE KNOW EVERYTHING, SMART ASS! I so relate with Apollo, we basically start freaking out at the same time, which is nice. Its really nice not yelling at a game going "NO DANTE! DON'T PROVOKE THE DEMON SPAWN! SWEET JESUS WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEE!". I knew the twist, didn't stop me from going 'WTF' though. ALSO! There's a scene where Apollo tells Klaiver not to 'forget his principles' (or something like that) and he replies 'Oh, I haven't forgotten them' and he like...WINKED. I swear the only thing that popped into my head was kisses being blown at Apollo who then attempted to out maneuver them, only to get hit in his crazy bangs. I can has ship?

I LOVE THIS GAME! I WANT MORE! MORE APOLLO! MORE STRANGELY ATTRACTIVE HOBO!PHOENIX! MOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE! I miss this game already...