Haha, just pure crack in this episode.
Inuyasha in a Minute - Episode Two
Sango: Oh, Kohaku… how I have missed you so, dear brother!
Kohaku: Who the hell are you?
Sango: I've missed you so much!
Kohaku: Rape, rape! *stab*
Sango: *bleeding* you're just confused, I love you anyway! [Tis' just a flesh wound!]
Miroku: Sango no! Don't die on me!
Sango: I-I can't feel a-anything anymore… Miroku?
Miroku: I'll cover the wound to stop the bleeding!
Sango: Miroku, you pervert! My wound isn't there!
Miroku: So to can still feel...
*slap*
"On the night of the full moon, I shall turn into the feared giant monkey and destroy everything---"
Inuyasha: Hey Naraku, quit watching Dragonball and get out of your freaking baboon suit!
Naraku: You again, Inuyasha? You're only jealous because you don't posses the power the transform into a super Saiyan…
Vegeta: Hey, what the hell!?
Miroku: *appears from darkness* for what you have done to Sango and placed in my hand, you shall perish Naraku!
Shippo: -Clueless as ever- He put what in your hand!?
Inuyasha: Hey you idiot, watch your mouth, this show can only be PG!
Miroku: But this is on Adult Swim.
Shippo: Yeah, and so was Yu Yu Hakusho…
Inuyasha: You little shi---
DUE TO THE GRAPHIC NATURE OF INUYASHA, WE ARE EXPERIENCING SOME TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES---HAVE A WORD FROM OUR SPONSORS!
Rin: Do you love Sesshomaru-sama? Then give him oodles and oodles of love! *smile* He'll surely return the favor----
Jaken: Hey human! You better not be making commercials with Sesshomaru's permission! I'm under strict orders to make sure you don't do anything you're not supposed to... Sesshomaru-sama, he's the best person in the world...!
Kagura: Despite the fact that he's a cold, heartless bastard who wouldn't think twice about skewering you?
Jaken: You! You're one to talk, considering that you're practically Naraku's placemat!
Kagura: *Raises fan* that isn't true, you impudent toad!
Naraku: Kagura, where the hell are you? It's time for my bubble bath!
Kagura: *fumes*
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Kagome: SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!
Inuyasha: I'll keep it PG, I swear...
Kagome: When in doubt, just SIT on it!
*BOOM*
BACK TO THE SHOW:
Miroku: I am an honest man, one that seeks for a women and children born... Sango, I promise to love you---only you, if you bear my children…
Sango: *blushing* Miroku... I-I don't know what to say... I suppose---
Random Sexy Girl: Hey, babe... *walks away*
Miroku: *runs after* Hey babe, wanna see my wind tunnel?
Sango: You filthy bastard!
Sesshomaru: Pathetic monk, such an amateur...
Jaken: Indeed! You know how to pick up people, better than any human, don't you Master?
Rin: Yeah, Sesshomaru-sama! You picked up Jaken, right!?
Sesshomaru: *twitch*
WARNING: I was high on crack anime when I made this. XD Don't take it personally, I just couldn't resist poking fun at Inuyasha...
Inuyasha in a minute - Episode one [filler hell]
Kagome: Oh, Inuyasha---I sense of jewel shard near!
Inuyasha: Let's go!
Miroku: Yes… lets… *ass-grab*
Sango: You pervert! *Blushes*
Shippo: -As clueless as ever-
They conveniently find a village; those things must be everywhere!
Villager: Oh, help us mighty Inuyasha… our village is in peril… a monster has been attacking us and we don't know what to do….
Inuyasha: I don't care you stupid---
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Miroku: *ass-grab*
Sango: Miroku you pervert! *Slap*
Miroku: It was worth the pain…
Inuyasha: *Gets up* Naturally, because of my hardheadedness and badass attitude, I don't want to help anybody… but because I'm the main character… I suppose I must….
Kagome: *Innocent smile*
Thus begins the 'sudden' attack from the mysterious monster…
Miroku: I'll suck it up, wind tunnel FTW!
Sango: Due to the fact that we don't want this episode to end early, you can't absorb the monster because it's venomous!
Miroku: Aw, crap.
Inuyasha: I'm gonna kick your ever-loving ass!
Kagome: I just realized it, Inuyasha, the monster has a jewel shard---can you believe it?
Inuyasha: Believe it! Wind scar!
HOLD IT!!!
Sesshomaru: Inuyasha, hand over your sword immediately! It's been 200+ episodes and I still want it!
Inuyasha: You only want it because it's bigger than yours!
Sesshomaru: Are you implying that I only seek your sword because of latent dissatisfaction with the size of my own weapon?
Miroku: Are they even speaking about the Tessaiga and Tenseiga anymore?
Sango and Kagome: Miroku, you pervert!
*slap*
Monster: Is anyone even paying attention to me anymore? Maybe I should…
Kagome: AHHHH!!!
Miroku: Oh no, surprisingly, Kagome has been kidnapped!
Inuyasha: Again?! Damn it! Even Kikyo wasn't this much trouble!
Kagome: Inuyasha you idiot, save me now! SIT!
Inuyasha: X_X
Kagome: Aw, crap.
Crazy Kagome/Inuyasha fans: Aren't they the perfect couple…?
Inuyasha in a Minute - Episode 1/2
Sesshomaru: *chokes Inuyasha* Pathetic half-breed… your human side is what makes you weak… humans are horrid creatures---
Rin: Sesshomaru-sama, you said you were going to play hide-and-seek with me!!
Sesshomaru: Of course Rin, I'll be right there…
Inuyasha: I can see who wears the pants in that friendship…
Sesshomaru: At least I have something to put in my pants… it appears as if the human girl has already castrated you---
Suddenly from the mist emerges a figure…
Kikyo: Oh, Inuyasha… how I despise you so… let's go to hell together!
Inuyasha: *Mumbles* I have really got to start making better girlfriend choices…
Sesshomaru: It's that human priestess that's always following you around…
Inuyasha: She what?!
Kikyo: Are you implementing that I stalk Inuyasha?
Sesshomaru: I'm surprised Inuyasha hasn't noticed you drooling over him in the shower…
Inuyasha: That was you!?
Kagome: SHE WHAT?!?!
Inuyasha: eh…eh… feeling better Kagome…?
Kagome: SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Inuyasha created a hole in the earth so big, that they named it the Grand Canyon…
SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is madness!
No, this is FILLER!
It's a cold hard fact that we manga and anime fans have to face; too many fillers! I had never really experienced or understood the term 'filler' until I first saw Naruto. I knew something wasn't right when the series was going into episode 214 and wasn't going anywhere. I mean come on, is Sakura in a nurses' outfit? That isn't going to bring Sasuke back to the village! [As little libido as Sasuke has; I wouldn't doubt that reality for a second.]
I'm not fond fillers; if a person is going to spend hours upon hours of creating anime/manga brilliance, why spend it on complete nonsense? As an anime fan, I love watching as new plotlines and vital characters are revealed with beautiful detail and skill. So it's no surprise that Death Note is one of my favorite anime. I'm just addicted to how wonderfully made it was; even if I didn't like the outcome and the fate of its characters.
With Inuyasha, it's a different story. I loved the series until it descended into filler hell. Every episode began to fall into a predictable pattern, one that I now snicker at when ever I catch it. This is basically how every episode goes:
Kagome senses a jewel shard; they gang looks for the shard and surprisingly discovers a village. [Those things must be every where…] An old villager, roughly 200 years old pleas for Inuyasha to help their village for a monster is attacking it.
Inuyasha doesn't want to help, but for some inexplicably reason: he does.
Suddenly, the monster attacks without the group having to search for it! Miroku, Sango and, Inuyasha try to kill it; but are at first unsuccessful. And then what interesting plot change occurs... Kagome gets kidnapped! Oh the suspense!
Now only that, but she is almost never injured; and if she is, the episode has to revolve around it. Now, the Inu-gang is searching for their plot, I mean Kagome... and they find them. Kagome, unscathed and hair still in tact *growls* just sits as the whole gang gets their ass kicked. [She might toss an arrow every once in a while…]
And then! Inuyasha finds some clever way to destroy the monster, saves the perfectly uninjured Kagome, Miroku's a pervert, Sango blushes, Inuyasha claims that he in a million years would never love Kagome, and Shippo still doesn't know why he tags along anymore. [No seriously, is Shippo even an important character, you know, other than for cuteness purposes?]
I'm just stating that Inuyasha is a great anime; I would just like to see it go somewhere...
That's why I prefer shorter anime series… like Cowboy Bebop; classic 26 episodes of awesomeness. There was one really noticeable filler; the episode when that zombie lobster from the refrigerator resurfaced from the third shelf and decided to bite everyone. It was an entertaining, funny episode; one of my favorites actually. [It wasn't stupid like, Naruto on a quest given my Tsunade to retrieve a flippin' insect!] Dragon ball Z was different though. I wasn't filler hell, it just... took a while... I mean the Buu saga lasted like 100+ episodes... it was a pink blob! Light it on fire! [Bubblegum shouldn't give off smoke!] However; every episode was entertaining, and the fillers mainly popped up during the Cell saga when Gohan was 'training' outside the Hyperbolic Time Chamber with Goku.
It's only natural that people have different tastes in music; where we were raised, what we were exposed to, what rhythm speak most to us, and many other factors affect how we view music.
Music is one of my favorite things in life---I need music to wake up, it's like caffeine, a subtle drug that I consume daily as a passageway for the words I fail to portray at times. Music has shaped me in ways that I'm unaware of at times; but I'm glad that it has. And I believe that all genres of music should be respected and heard at least once.
But recently what I've been noticing on quite of few sites, not just MyOtaku, is that people label types of music shamelessly, like how they label people. Music taught me about labeling--- how incorrect it is; how it affects and berates people and sets back the people who partake in labeling.
When I was younger, I only listened to 70's music and alternative rock; if anyone ever tried to shove a song of a different genre like hip-hop or cultural I strayed away and judged it right away. And before long, a whole chunk of lively, outspoken, music was shielded by my ignorance.
I was actually raised around Spanish and hip-hip, and basically all kinds of music. My family didn't shy away from certain genres like I had chosen too; and in the end, I was turning away from what I was raised with.
But then, as I got older, my ignorance began to peel away with the passing of the years. Under the influence of my family, I started dipping into other genres. This dive introduced me to J-rock, Hip-Hop, Folk, Metal, Techno, Country, Grunge, and more cultural music; like Haitian and Spanish.
I think people should be more open to music and all its genres; hip-hop, I soon found if you look at the right artists, can be very exciting and inspirational. But I see people blatantly posting that "rap is crap" or that bands like Hawthorne Heights or Linkin Park are 'emo', 'whiney' and pathetic---when I can easily guess that they didn't even take the time to absorb the message and lyrics.
Music can be very powerful and can speak about, family, love, affection, pride, prejudice, government, dreams, determination, everything. That's why I love music; there's a song for every occasion, every emotion, thought. Songs are something that anyone can sink into; it has a pulse, a power that can be defined but not measured perfectly. Even people who've lost hearing can enjoy music---the power, force, pulse or any genre is enough to make anyone slip out of their shell.
Music is not something that should be cast away simply because of title, genre or reputation. Hip-hop used to have a horrible reputation, and it saddens me to say that to a certain extent, it still does. But back then, if you listened to hip-hip, you were a hoodlum; if you promoted it, you never got far. People were closed off. And on television, it sometimes didn't get the respect it deserved. Nowadays, hip-hop is a gargantuan industry. It has influenced clothing trends, language, patterns of thinking, perception and many other things. :)
Not all music sends a perfect message. Sometimes it's explicit, ignorant, and degrading---but that's only a few in comparison to the thousands, millions of other songs; lovely, eager to make a difference, and still unheard by your ears.
It's never wrong to simply have listened to a genre and to have never been able to sink into it---but to blatantly label and degrade it with ignorance and hatred is not right.
I love music---hip-hop, rock, oldies, techno, new age, even country.
It's beautiful.
There was once a time where I was ignorant to the fact the American dubs suck horribly; then I started looking that the original subbed versions of anime like Yu-Gi-Oh and Death Note. Believe it or not, Yu-Gi-Oh is an excellent anime. Yes, I said it! The Japanese version of it didn’t have so many tedious, corny friendship references and the characters were little more realistic. Yugi in the very first episode of the show clarified his affections for Tea; and Seto Kaiba wasn’t a complete ass to everyone and wasn’t so ‘How dare you insult my multi-billion dollar company---I’m rich biatch!’ In fact, he actually had great philosophies and was a well-rounded character.
What is so wrong with America that they can’t portray believable and gut wrenching emotion when ever they dub something? I was watching Death Note, the dubbed version [I know, bad move---I’ll kill myself later.] The voices are all wrong! *Cries* Dude! Why does Light sound freaking happy? He’s creating a new world, not giving cookies to little children on Christmas!
And Mikami’s English voice when he goes totally insane with the word ‘Delete’, it sounded so hilarious! I began to wonder; is he writing down the names onto the paper, or raping himself? O_o
“Delete! Delete! Delete! DELETEEEEEEE!!!!!!!”
I simply believe that America should discontinue dubbing anime altogether, that is, unless they can start doing it right. I only like a select few dubs; Yu Yu Hakusho, Rurouni Kenshin, Neon Genesis Evangalion, Cowboy Bebop, and Wolf’s Rain It is my dream to turn on the television and watch the subbed version of my favorite anime on common channels. I mean, come on! How hard is it to read a couple of subtitles? No wonder this country is so laid back; everything is made so easy for its inhabitants.
But the worst dub I’ve ever witnessed with the 4-kids version of One Piece. I actually disliked One Piece because I thought that it was stupid, and overdone. But when I started watching the subbed version, it grew on me very quickly.
But hey, I heard FUNimation is planning on re-dubbing it; so maybe there is some hope left. XD
Naruto is not even getting a real mention because everyone knows that dub sucks too. [lol]
