Hello, hello. My name is Xan and I will be your host this evening. Tonight we are serving Boring Life Problems, SHAMELESS Self Promotion, Conceited Blathering, and Mainly Stupid Stuff. Our most popular wine is Why Me. May I seat you?
Feel free to browse but try not to carouse! I hope you enjoyed my pun up there, because I sure did. Here's some boring facts about moi:
Not a chick
Not a dude
So stfu
I love you! ily, ilu, <3
I am the Prince of Punk
Blah blah blah BLAH BLAH UGH HOW BORING.
There's really not much else to say. In my past-time I sleep and draw ugly pictures. Sometimes I write stupid words, which you can see in my only other world "Ugh Just Some Words." Otherwise I'm just a piece of trash weeb.
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?!?
Everything that I love has to DIE.
There is no Edgar and Ellen website anymore.
The books are probably NEVER going to be finished.
It just leaves this big *ss cliffhanger at the end of the last book.
Charles Ogden doesn't seem to f*cking exist.
There's only the outdated information everywhere you turn.
The
Same
F*cking
Stuff
Everywhere.
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!??!
First I finish off Animorphs and figure out everyone dies besides Cassie, and now THIS!?!?!? WTH HAS HAPPENED TO MAH WORLD. IT'S LIKE MY CHILDHOOD IS COMMITTING SUICIDE, KILLING OFF ONE THING I LOVE AFTER ANOTHER.
Even the Sonic website! It doesn't exist anymore either! It just poofed out of existence!!
WTF.
IS WRONG.
WITH LIFE.
Next Halloween is going to go down the drains, AND THEN WHERE THE F*CK WILL WE BE?!?!
*slams head against wall*
LIFE IS A LIE
AN UTTER AND COMPLETELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
LIFE ISH OVER
I HATE CLIFFHANGERS.
I WANTED TO KNOW THE END.
WHY COULDN'T THESE TEN YEAR OLD B*ST*RDS FIGURE OUT WHERE THE F*CK CHARLES OGDEN WAS BEFORE HE DISAPPEARED.
TWAS A TEST AND WE LOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST.
FML
AKML
AKML
AKML
DEATH DESPAIR AND DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
THE MOTHER F*CKER COULD DIE AND WE PROBABLY WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
LIFE IS A LIE
Woo! Hey~ guys. :D I should so TOTALLY be doing my math homework right now. :D *bricked*
Has been while, no? Wooo, school, yayyyy- BLARGHHHHHHHHHHHH-*gasp* sorry, had to throw up there; couldn't get the lies out of my mouth.
Welp, we have four classes a day, and because some idiot scheduled the classes I have three honors classes next semester. All in a row. And I have one this semester, Algebra 2, and, frankly, I prefer it over my foods class. SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.
Blah blah blah whine complain. I just don't really like the teacher, and they won't give free periods to students who aren't Juniors of Seniors. :C Art sucks too. :D And drama's scary, even though there's nine kids in there. XD
Oh well. Voldemort's on my toolbar. CB He's trying to kill Harry *coughagaincough.*
Hmmmm, well nothing new, really..... I should go do my homework. D: Ciao!
Ok, now here's an argument me and Snape-A-Doodle had this AFTERNOON.
Me:Good afternoooon
Snape:Toodaloooooooo
Me:But toodaloo means goodbye. D:
Snape:SO?! IT'S NOT AFTERNOOOOOON!
Me:Yeah it is, baka! It's after twelve!
Snape:*SOB* afternoon is TWELVE.
Me:Noon is twelve!
Snape:BUT NOT AFTER THE HOUR OF TWELVE.
Me:HAHA! DICTIONARIES! NOON IS THE POINT OF MIDDAY, AND AFTERNOON IS THE POINT BETWEEN NOON AND EVENING!!!!!!
Snape:GRAAAAAAAAAAH! DICTIONARIES HAVE NOTHING ON SLANG!!!
Me:AND EVENING IS THE LAST HOURS OF DAY AND THE FIRST OF NIGHT!!!!
Snape:SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!!!
Me:THIS IS NOT SLANG!!! THESE ARE EXPRESSIONS OF THE TIME OF DAY!!!!!
Snape:IT'S SLANG TO SOME UNGODLY GENTLEMEN AND WOMEN.
Me:LISTEN TO THE DARK LORD!!! DO NOT DISOBEY!!!
Me:BUT WE ARE NOT! WE ARE NERDS!!
Snape:NERDS AND A NERD WHO WANTS TO BE A GENTLEWOMAN.
Me:HARRY POTTER NERDS WITH NO PURPOSE IN LIFE OTHER THAN TO GO TO UNIVERSAL STUDIOS!!!
Snape:HOW DARE YOU PLAY THAT CARD!!! (in response to the dark lord reference)
Me:HOW DARE YOU NOT TO!!!
Snape:SHUT UP!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! UNFAIR!! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO DO IT!!!
Snape:GRAH
Me:THAT IS MY SOLE PURPOSE I LIFE, AS YOU KNOW YOURS IS!!!
Me:BARG
Snape:THEN YOU SHUOLD NOT USE IT AS AN INSULT!!!
Snape:LARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD NOT BRING UP SOCIAL STATUS!!
Me:MARG
Snape:THEN YOU SHOULD NOT WHIP OUT A DICTIONARY RANDOMLY!
Snape:NARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD NOT QUESTION AND DENY MY KNOWLEDGE OF TIME!!
Me:STARG
Snape:THEN YOU SHOULD NOT BE SO KNOWLEDGEABLE!
Snape:YARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD BE MORE SO!!!
Me:CLARG
Snape:THEN YOU SHOULD..SHOULD..SHUTUP!!
Snape:VARGH
Me:YOU SHOULD THINK OF BETTER COMEBACKS!!!
Me:JARG
Snape:YOU SHOULDN'T TEXT ME WHEN I'VE ONLY GOTTEN 7 HOURS OF SLEEP AND I'M CLEANING.
Snape:SARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE TEXTED ME FIRST!!!
Me:QUARG
Snape:I DIDN'T TEXT YOU FIRST. OOOOOOOH SNAP!
Snape:WARGH
Me:I SAID YOU SHOULD HAVE!! THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE MENTIONED THAT IT WAS FATERNOON AND YOU WOULD STILL BE CLUELESS TO THE CORRECT TELLING OF THE TIMES OF DAY!!
Me:EARG
Snape:WELL YOU SHOULDN'T TEXT ME WHEN I'M DANCING!!!
Snape:KERGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULDN'T TEXT BACK WHILST DOING SO!!
Me:NARG
Snape:BUT THEN YOU WOULD THINK I WAS A JERK!
Snape:CARGH
Me:THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED DANCING!!
Me:TERG
Snape:YOU CAN'T STOP THE RHYTHM FLOWING THROUGH YOU!!!
Me:AND I CAN'T STOP BELIEVING THAT YOU HAD THE POWER TO DO SO!!!
Snape:YOU CAN'T STOP THE RHYTHM! YOU KNOW THAT!!!
Me:YES, BUT YOUR OWN FATRHER CAN FOR HE IS THE RHYTHM THIEF!! WHERE ARE YOUR EXCUSES NOW?!?!
Snape:I AM AT MY MOTHERS! BWAHAHAHA!!!!
Me:THEN, THEN, YOU SHOULD HAVE STARTED TO SING INSTEAD!!
Snape:I WAS SINGING AND DANCING!!!!
Me:WELL YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN DANCING AND SINGING!!!
Snape:I WAS
Me:YOU LIAR!! I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU WORDS!!
Snape:I WAS LISTENING TO MCR, DANCING, AND SINGING.
Me:YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN TEXTING ME!!
*Long intervening pause*
Me:ALRIGHT THEN!!! I SEE HOW IT IS!! CAN'T DENY IT, EH?! OK THEN! FINE! BE THAT WAY!!
Snape:I WAS TEXTING YOOOOOOOU!!!! AND I AM CLEANING, THANK YE!!
Me:WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T STOP THE RHYTHM WITHOUT THE RHYTHM THIEF!?!
Snape:IT DIED. BUT THAT WAS WHEN YOU WHIPPED OUT THE DICTIONARY!!!
Me:IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY WORDS SPEAK LOUDER THAN YOURS!!
Snape:YES IT ISSS!
Me:NO IT'S NOT! IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT HAVING A FABULOUS DICTIONARY!!!!!
Snape:STOP RIPPING ON MY POORNESS.
Me:IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IF YOU'RE POOR OR NOT!! I GOT MY DICTIONARY FOR FREE!! I'M SAYING THAT MY DICTIONARY IS BETTER THAN ANY DICTIONARY YOU'LL EVER HAVE!!
Snape:SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP KKK
Me:NEVER!!! LISTEN TO YOUR MASTER!!!
Snape:*SOBS* WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME WHEN WE MAKE LURVLES?!
Me:... I.... I'm.... Seeing someone else.... I didn't mean for you to find out this way, but..... It's Lucius.
Snape:But I thought I was you favorite deathie! My lord, why would you dot his to me?
Me:I'm sorry, Snape. You will always be my right hand deathies. But nothing gold can stay.
Snape:But.... but... why?
Me:Because. I am your Dark Lord, and I can do as I please.
Snape:... I, I must go now. I am sorry, my lord.
Me:Do as you must, Snape. (LMAO bye!)
*long intervening pause*
Snape:(I didn't really have to go. XD)
Me:(Oh. XDXD)
I have to post up some convos. XD I've had my phone working for one day, and this has come out of it. Here's one with me and Luscious; we were playing the sentence game. XD Since it's told to be a story, with each of us writing one sentence after the other, I'm just going to stick it into story form. XD I started out...
A brick fell from the sky. It had been dropped from an airplane onto an unsuspectin goose. The goose fell about twenty feet, then was hit by a bus. The bus squealed to a halt, and several onlookers rushed forward to check on the bird. Pronouncing it dead, while some weeped, a smelly hobo took it away for his dinner. The hobo's name was Herald, he had formerly been a doctor, but tonight he would feast like a king with his pet turtle; Jerry. Jerry wasn't a very talkative turtle; in fact, as he was a turtle, he quite disliked any company at all. Consequently, herald had quite a few nasty bites on his hand; but he loved his turtle all the same. As the goose slowly cooked over the fire, Herald told Jerry about his day. He recounted how he had gotten three dollars today, but in doing so he had to retell his tale of climbing through the sewers to get the money; thus the reason for his awful smell. He told of how said smell had gotten him the three dollars when he was approaching some little kids on the street. The small children had been so appalled by his stench that they dropped the money they had been putting in their pockets. So he commenced chasing them down the street before he claimed his prize. And then his hurried escape from the childrens' bear-like mothers. He then told Jerry about how he spent the money; but we will not here for child audiences. Jerry sat complacently enough, chewing slowly on a piece of grass Herald had brought for him from the grassy area above the bridge they lived under. Herald rambled on, but didn't notice the lady covere in mud approach from the shadows. Jerry, on the other hand, did. He watched, as happy as any turtle could be, as she stabbed Herald, took his goose, and kicked Jerry into the water, making him slghtly less happy. *unneeded sentence here!* Jerry wasn't too sure about what kind of turtle he was, but he could at least swim, so he was ok with that. He swam for a while, enjoying the chill of the water, before climbing carefully onto the shore of a hotel's property. Jerry didn't care for reading, either, but the hotel was painted a green colour, with fancy writing and butlers running around. He made his way slowly to the double doors, and toddled inside when the door automatically opened for him. He looked at all of the people milling around in their suave clothes, and slowly made his way over to a little girl. The little gir, dressed in a simple pink dress and no older than five, gasped in delight at seeing the awkward little turtle. Neverminding the mud and the water, she picked him up and gleefully skipped over to her parents to show them. The parents, two rather pompous members of society, shrieked loudly, knocking the turtle from the exuberant childs grasp. Jerry, stunned and dizzy, lay sprawled on the floor as the child started to cry loudly. The parents, embarrassed about their child's behavior, strode over to the turtle, picking it up and stuffing it into the girls hands to stop her love squaling. She stopped crying immediatly, and went out to the pool. The turtle sat confused in the childs soft hands, looking at the water apprehensively. She held him over the water, then let him fall, where he plopped into the water. He sank a few inches, too tired to really swim. A couple of jets propelled him about five feet, and somebody kicked him. The little girl began to cry once more, pointing at the turtle and screaming "Mine!" Her brother came over, saw the turtle, and pushed his sister in. The little girl, in a panic, had grabbed her brother's arm, dragging him in with her. They both floundered about in the water until Jerry turned into Godzilla and started to destroy the hotel. Jerry finally was bigger than those around him; and in a flash he grew wings. He took flight, soaring above the town, calling out what sounded like "lollipops." The townspeople looked up in horror and terror: that is, everyone but Tom; he was blind. But, as Tom still heard Jerry, he ran into a couple buildings, then fell off of a bridge. And into the boiling water Herald had been cooking the goose in. The muddy woman waited a couple of moments after he had stopped screaming, then stuffed his whole body into the pot to cook him happily evar after the end.
NYAN CAT!!! NYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYANYAN
IT'S SO POINTLESS!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SO ADDICTIVE!!!! IT'S SO RANDOM!!! IT'S SO..... CAT-LIKE!!!!
I'm caught in the nyan cat web. D:
BUT BESIDES THE NYAN CAT I have two awesome, random youtube series for you. c:
THE FIRST NYAN is called asdf movie, and it's hilarious. XDXD
8D I lurv it.
The second nyan.... a couple have nyan disgusting parts in it, but it's nyan best to skip over those parts and go nyan to the other bits. It's called The Lazer Collection. :D:D:D
The first one is nyan too good quality, but nyan others are better.
My cousins friend showed me these, nyan I thought they were awesome. :D:D:D
DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS!! *BLAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!*
OKAY onto the boring other stuff.
I gotta' Living Dead Doll. 8D Her name ish Tenebre. c: I see why Snape-A-Doodle obsesses over hers, it's just like having a little baby doll that you can take care of, and carry around... they're cute!! >w< I washed her hair with colour-keeping shampoo and conditioner. c: Then I put mousse in her bangs to keep them in place because I washed out all the glue..... D: ..... >w< And she can stand up! :D *bricked*
I also got a slytherin shirt, a slytherin jacket, and a slytherin cardigan or whatever. c: My uncle paid for it all, so I'm okay with it. 8D *chair* I also got new shoes so I can run away from the cops faster. It's better to run away from friends who you've just doused with water, know what I'm saying?
Teehee! *house*
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm......
Lalalala...... Oh! I've had Turkish Delight. c: You know, from Narnia??? I thought it was actually turkey, because peple from the olden times are weird but it was actually from Turkey, and they're powdered jellies. We have three types in our box; coconut; with macadamia nuts in; and with pistachio nuts in. THEY'RE NUMMY. It was hard to stop eating them..... D:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm............... CHECK OUT THIS SITE!!!!!! :D:D:D:D You may have to click the lower volume button in the corner though.... I think it's bugged, because you have to click it a couple of times to lower the volume.... but oh well!! :D
*Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh* My mom got me a phone. _o_ I don't want a phone. I really don't need anything, really. *Sighhhhhhhhhhhh*
BUT I suppose I was using up all of my papaws minutes, so.... yeah. XD *moon*
Holy sh*t! I've gone to moon! Haven't gone this far before..... Hm.....
SHOOP DA WOOP!!!
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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TRICKERY!!!!!!!!! YOU MUST WATCH IT!!!! YOU CANNOT RESIST!! DO NOT EVEN TRY TO RESIST THE NYAN CAT!!!!
